What happens why Yu Yu Hakusho characters get sugar-high.
Part 1: SUGAR!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho but I do own Kairi.
In this fanfic Kairi and Kurama are just friends along with everyone else and this takes place after Genkai passed away.
A.N.: I did have an extremely long writers block but what better a way to over come it than with...SUGAR! That's how I got the idea for this fic! :p
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"I'm soooo bored!" Kairi said as she fell face first on one of Kurama's couches and put a pillow over her face.
"We could watch T.V.?" Kurama suggested.
"But in the middle of the day it's all soap operaie. I'll get sleepy." Kairi said as she yawned, "I got it! Come to the store with me."
"But what for-" Kurama was cut off in his thought as Kairi grabbed his right arm and dragged him down to the local convenience store.
"Okay, how much money do you have?" she asked him.
"On me now I have $60." he said.
"Good, I got $40. Okay we can buy $100 worth." she said seriously as she took him, still dragging him, to the baking supplies aisle in one hand while in the other she had a chain of shopping carts. "Here it is!" she said happily.
"Sugar?" Kurama asked.
"Yup, SUGAR! It's the sweet food-like substance of the Gods!" she yelled rather loudly and everyone stared at her like she was insane then there were people who said...
"Power to the Sugar!" one person said.
"SUGAR POWER!" another person said.
"Yeah!" Kairi said then it went quiet again and the normal shopper music came back on.
"Okaaaaaay..." Kurama said very disturbed.
"Kurama, take all the sugar you can and stuff it in the cart. To my calculations we should be able to get 84 pounds of sugar with all the money we have and still have 4 cents left over.
"Why could we possibly need 84 POUNDS OF SUGAR!?" Kurama asked.
"You'll see...now stuff I say! Stuff all the sugar you can in the cart, please." she said regaining her soft tone.
About 10 minutes later they left the store with 5 shopping carts entirely full of sugar and Kairi was pushing 3 while Kurama was pushing 2 in one hand while in his other hand he held the 4 cents that they had left.
"Oh well," he said.
They arrived back at Kurama's house.
"Mrs. Minamino, would you mind if we had a party tonight?" Kairi asked.
"Not at all dear..." Shiori replied, "I'll even help!" she cheerfully said.
Shiori helped set up decorations and then left Kurama and Kairi in charge of the guests.
"I guess it would be okay if we threw a party, I'm bored too." he said.
"We're not throwing just any party...we're throwing a SUGAR PARTY!" Kairi said, "Everyone should be bouncing off the walls!"
"So who and all are invited?" Kurama asked.
"Anyone we know that won't try to kill us." she said as she took out a pad of paper and wrote each persons name as she read it aloud. "Hiei, Yusuke, us of course :p, Yukina, Botan, Koenma, Shiori, Kiarra, Ogre, Keiko, Jin, Touya, Kuwabara, Chuu, Rinku, Puu, Atsuko, and Juri. That should do it."
They all set up invitations and at 3:00 pm everything was set up and everyone had arrived. Then Kurama and Kairi took 3 pounds of sugar and poured it in the punch, 4 pounds in every drink, they had used 12 pounds in the cheesecake that Shiori had made, they made rock candy (pure sugar candy) with 33 ½ pounds, and they served the remaining 31 ½ pounds of sugar in barrels. Everyone had at least has well over a pound of sugar by 4:00 and then the real fun began. We all found out that all the sugar had an effect on demons. Turns out that one-pound of pure sugar to a demon is like 5 cases of alcohol to a human. In other words, the majority of the partygoers were drunk, on sugar.
The only ones who weren't sugar drunk were: Kuwabara, Kiarra, Shiori, Shizuru, and Keiko.
Hiei had taken Botans oar and was running around saying, "Ponies, Ponies, I LOVE ponies...giddy up pony. Yay!" he was acting like a 3-year-old hyperactive child who loved stick horses.
Kairi actually didn't have much sugar because she had to remain sane as the hostess and Kurama kept coming on to her, even though she knew his was tipped...
"C'mon just one kiss...Please...," he said as he began groping her. When drunk he's worse than Miroku.
"Kurama back up and get a hold of yourself!" Kairi screamed at him as she saw Koenma walk across the room with a lampshade on his head leading a conga line. Kairi looked at Keiko and said, "This is going to be a looooooong night!"
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This is the end of chapter 1. I'll put the next one up ASAP. I hoped you liked it PLEASE R&R! :p
Part 1: SUGAR!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho but I do own Kairi.
In this fanfic Kairi and Kurama are just friends along with everyone else and this takes place after Genkai passed away.
A.N.: I did have an extremely long writers block but what better a way to over come it than with...SUGAR! That's how I got the idea for this fic! :p
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"I'm soooo bored!" Kairi said as she fell face first on one of Kurama's couches and put a pillow over her face.
"We could watch T.V.?" Kurama suggested.
"But in the middle of the day it's all soap operaie. I'll get sleepy." Kairi said as she yawned, "I got it! Come to the store with me."
"But what for-" Kurama was cut off in his thought as Kairi grabbed his right arm and dragged him down to the local convenience store.
"Okay, how much money do you have?" she asked him.
"On me now I have $60." he said.
"Good, I got $40. Okay we can buy $100 worth." she said seriously as she took him, still dragging him, to the baking supplies aisle in one hand while in the other she had a chain of shopping carts. "Here it is!" she said happily.
"Sugar?" Kurama asked.
"Yup, SUGAR! It's the sweet food-like substance of the Gods!" she yelled rather loudly and everyone stared at her like she was insane then there were people who said...
"Power to the Sugar!" one person said.
"SUGAR POWER!" another person said.
"Yeah!" Kairi said then it went quiet again and the normal shopper music came back on.
"Okaaaaaay..." Kurama said very disturbed.
"Kurama, take all the sugar you can and stuff it in the cart. To my calculations we should be able to get 84 pounds of sugar with all the money we have and still have 4 cents left over.
"Why could we possibly need 84 POUNDS OF SUGAR!?" Kurama asked.
"You'll see...now stuff I say! Stuff all the sugar you can in the cart, please." she said regaining her soft tone.
About 10 minutes later they left the store with 5 shopping carts entirely full of sugar and Kairi was pushing 3 while Kurama was pushing 2 in one hand while in his other hand he held the 4 cents that they had left.
"Oh well," he said.
They arrived back at Kurama's house.
"Mrs. Minamino, would you mind if we had a party tonight?" Kairi asked.
"Not at all dear..." Shiori replied, "I'll even help!" she cheerfully said.
Shiori helped set up decorations and then left Kurama and Kairi in charge of the guests.
"I guess it would be okay if we threw a party, I'm bored too." he said.
"We're not throwing just any party...we're throwing a SUGAR PARTY!" Kairi said, "Everyone should be bouncing off the walls!"
"So who and all are invited?" Kurama asked.
"Anyone we know that won't try to kill us." she said as she took out a pad of paper and wrote each persons name as she read it aloud. "Hiei, Yusuke, us of course :p, Yukina, Botan, Koenma, Shiori, Kiarra, Ogre, Keiko, Jin, Touya, Kuwabara, Chuu, Rinku, Puu, Atsuko, and Juri. That should do it."
They all set up invitations and at 3:00 pm everything was set up and everyone had arrived. Then Kurama and Kairi took 3 pounds of sugar and poured it in the punch, 4 pounds in every drink, they had used 12 pounds in the cheesecake that Shiori had made, they made rock candy (pure sugar candy) with 33 ½ pounds, and they served the remaining 31 ½ pounds of sugar in barrels. Everyone had at least has well over a pound of sugar by 4:00 and then the real fun began. We all found out that all the sugar had an effect on demons. Turns out that one-pound of pure sugar to a demon is like 5 cases of alcohol to a human. In other words, the majority of the partygoers were drunk, on sugar.
The only ones who weren't sugar drunk were: Kuwabara, Kiarra, Shiori, Shizuru, and Keiko.
Hiei had taken Botans oar and was running around saying, "Ponies, Ponies, I LOVE ponies...giddy up pony. Yay!" he was acting like a 3-year-old hyperactive child who loved stick horses.
Kairi actually didn't have much sugar because she had to remain sane as the hostess and Kurama kept coming on to her, even though she knew his was tipped...
"C'mon just one kiss...Please...," he said as he began groping her. When drunk he's worse than Miroku.
"Kurama back up and get a hold of yourself!" Kairi screamed at him as she saw Koenma walk across the room with a lampshade on his head leading a conga line. Kairi looked at Keiko and said, "This is going to be a looooooong night!"
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This is the end of chapter 1. I'll put the next one up ASAP. I hoped you liked it PLEASE R&R! :p