What happens when Yu Yu Hakusho Characters get sugar-high Part 2: What the
hell is going on?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu and any of its characters although I do own Kairi Ikaynashé, here's the continuation. It gets crazier.
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"Is anyone who's here sane!?" Kairi screamed. She needed a break from all this, badly.
"We are!" Shiori, Kiarra (Kairi's mom), Keiko, Shizuru, and Kuwabara said.
"How are we gonna stop this!?" Kairi said. "Kurama! You can't put your hand there!" Kairi yelled as she pulled Kurama's hand out of her pants.
"Shuichi!" Shiori yelled from across the room.
Puu kept trying to fly and running in to the walls and since he was a reflection of Yusuke...
"Yusuke!" Keiko said. "Walk through the doorway next to you! Not into the wall!" Yusuke repeatedly kept running into the wall.
"K-Keiko c-c'mere. * hic*" Yusuke said trying to stand up. Keiko walked over to Yusuke.
"What Yusuk-" she asked but before she could finish he grabbed her and pulled her into a kiss. She broke away and power-slapped him.
"Oww." he said.
"And you deserved that Yusuke, drunk or not!" Keiko said as she turned back to go with the few sane others and replied with a 'hmph!'
Kurama decided to take his shirt and pants off. He was running around in his boxers. "Kurama for Koenma's sake put you pants on!" Kairi screamed.
"Oh dear." Shiori said. She knew even she couldn't stop him.
"Oh c-come on Kairi. You know you want me..." he replied as he went over to her and tried to kiss her.
"No I don't," she said as she was holding him back, "All I want is for you to put your clothes back on."
If you remember Chuu's drunken act at the Ankoku Bujuutsukai that's how he was only it wasn't an act. Rinku had some how believed he was a singer and was breaking all the windows in the house with his voice.
"Kairi problem at 6:00." Shizuru said.
Kairi turned around and she screamed, "Oh no! This is not happening." she kept saying to herself. Jin and Touya had decided to put on a strip show for all the drunken demons. "Jin! Touya! Please put your clothes on!" Kairi pleaded with them as the last of their clothing hit Keiko and Shizuru in the face. "Okay! That's it!" Kairi was fed up she managed to tie everyone up. She had the hardest times with Chuu, Rinku, Hiei, Jin, Touya, and Kurama. Chuu and Rinku had to be knocked out before capture. She had to convince Hiei he wasn't a cowboy and tell him not to ride up on Botans oar. For Jin and Touya she had to dress them while both of them were unbelievably horny. What a time that was! She needed Kuwabara to hold them down while her and all the few sane others dressed them. And Kurama, just combine Jin and Touya's thing times 2 then add sexually aroused. To restrain all the demons it took them all 4 hours. It was 10:00 at night and the demons had gone to sleep under force of course. Nothing power-slaps and katana's can't fix! Jin and Touya were the first to wake up 5:00 am in the morning the next day.
"Feels like I got a good butt kickin'" Jin said.
"It feels like I got hit with a ton of brick." Touya said as both of them were surprised to find they had money in their pants.
"Don't ask." Kairi said.
"We won't." Jin and Touya replied. "What about the money?"
"Keep it. Believe me no one wants to touch it." Kairi said.
"Would it be okay if we got some breakfast?" Touya asked.
"Sure it's okay. Just don't use any sugar." Kairi said.
"Okay," Jin said. "Wonder what happened?" Jin mumbled to Touya as they went in the kitchen to get some breakfast.
"So do I." Touya replied.
"Oh crap." Kairi said.
"What?" Keiko said.
"I just remembered I was taping this to show everyone how hyper they could be but instead..." Kairi's voice trailed off.
"You got a demon porno video." Shizuru finished.
"Exactly," Kairi said as Kurama was waking up. She ran over and helped him up after untying him.
"Why was I tied up? What happened? Why does my head hurt?" Kurama asked holding his head.
"In that order. To restrain you, you don't wanna know, and we had to beat you." Kairi said.
"What?" Kurama asked.
"We'll show everyone the tape when they all wake up." Kairi said.
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Sorry had to cut this chapie short but what'll happen when they all wake up. And what about the tape? O.o find out next time. Bye bye.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu and any of its characters although I do own Kairi Ikaynashé, here's the continuation. It gets crazier.
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"Is anyone who's here sane!?" Kairi screamed. She needed a break from all this, badly.
"We are!" Shiori, Kiarra (Kairi's mom), Keiko, Shizuru, and Kuwabara said.
"How are we gonna stop this!?" Kairi said. "Kurama! You can't put your hand there!" Kairi yelled as she pulled Kurama's hand out of her pants.
"Shuichi!" Shiori yelled from across the room.
Puu kept trying to fly and running in to the walls and since he was a reflection of Yusuke...
"Yusuke!" Keiko said. "Walk through the doorway next to you! Not into the wall!" Yusuke repeatedly kept running into the wall.
"K-Keiko c-c'mere. * hic*" Yusuke said trying to stand up. Keiko walked over to Yusuke.
"What Yusuk-" she asked but before she could finish he grabbed her and pulled her into a kiss. She broke away and power-slapped him.
"Oww." he said.
"And you deserved that Yusuke, drunk or not!" Keiko said as she turned back to go with the few sane others and replied with a 'hmph!'
Kurama decided to take his shirt and pants off. He was running around in his boxers. "Kurama for Koenma's sake put you pants on!" Kairi screamed.
"Oh dear." Shiori said. She knew even she couldn't stop him.
"Oh c-come on Kairi. You know you want me..." he replied as he went over to her and tried to kiss her.
"No I don't," she said as she was holding him back, "All I want is for you to put your clothes back on."
If you remember Chuu's drunken act at the Ankoku Bujuutsukai that's how he was only it wasn't an act. Rinku had some how believed he was a singer and was breaking all the windows in the house with his voice.
"Kairi problem at 6:00." Shizuru said.
Kairi turned around and she screamed, "Oh no! This is not happening." she kept saying to herself. Jin and Touya had decided to put on a strip show for all the drunken demons. "Jin! Touya! Please put your clothes on!" Kairi pleaded with them as the last of their clothing hit Keiko and Shizuru in the face. "Okay! That's it!" Kairi was fed up she managed to tie everyone up. She had the hardest times with Chuu, Rinku, Hiei, Jin, Touya, and Kurama. Chuu and Rinku had to be knocked out before capture. She had to convince Hiei he wasn't a cowboy and tell him not to ride up on Botans oar. For Jin and Touya she had to dress them while both of them were unbelievably horny. What a time that was! She needed Kuwabara to hold them down while her and all the few sane others dressed them. And Kurama, just combine Jin and Touya's thing times 2 then add sexually aroused. To restrain all the demons it took them all 4 hours. It was 10:00 at night and the demons had gone to sleep under force of course. Nothing power-slaps and katana's can't fix! Jin and Touya were the first to wake up 5:00 am in the morning the next day.
"Feels like I got a good butt kickin'" Jin said.
"It feels like I got hit with a ton of brick." Touya said as both of them were surprised to find they had money in their pants.
"Don't ask." Kairi said.
"We won't." Jin and Touya replied. "What about the money?"
"Keep it. Believe me no one wants to touch it." Kairi said.
"Would it be okay if we got some breakfast?" Touya asked.
"Sure it's okay. Just don't use any sugar." Kairi said.
"Okay," Jin said. "Wonder what happened?" Jin mumbled to Touya as they went in the kitchen to get some breakfast.
"So do I." Touya replied.
"Oh crap." Kairi said.
"What?" Keiko said.
"I just remembered I was taping this to show everyone how hyper they could be but instead..." Kairi's voice trailed off.
"You got a demon porno video." Shizuru finished.
"Exactly," Kairi said as Kurama was waking up. She ran over and helped him up after untying him.
"Why was I tied up? What happened? Why does my head hurt?" Kurama asked holding his head.
"In that order. To restrain you, you don't wanna know, and we had to beat you." Kairi said.
"What?" Kurama asked.
"We'll show everyone the tape when they all wake up." Kairi said.
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Sorry had to cut this chapie short but what'll happen when they all wake up. And what about the tape? O.o find out next time. Bye bye.