Hello everyone! This is Ammy, your beloved authoress (Alright, so not beloved, but hey, I can dream…) and Ammy's bestest friend in the whole world, Kittinka! The Pledges is a series of parodies on the Pledge of Allegiance. We came up with it while waiting bus in freezing cold weather. Then, we wrote it down on napkins later! Then, we typed it for you!...Don't flame us, please…If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Now, we must go and prepare my cousin, Marc (aka, Marc the country hic from "Arrested at Seaworld") for his stage performance as BABY MARC, AND HIS NEWSPAPER GIRLS!! Forgive us, we've just seen Gypsy.
Pledge to Legolas
We pledge allegiance to Legolas, king of all elves!
He fights Orcs, but still manages to look cute. For knowing all, seeing all, and having really cool hair. WE LOVE LEGOLAS!!...amen.
(Insert fainting, fangirlish squealing, and extreme weirdness)
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Kittinka: Oh, Orlando is so hot!*Swoons* And so is Elijah Wood! Ooohhh…*Faints*
Ammy: Err, Kittinka? You okay? O.o;; Err…Oh, Legolas!*Faints as well*
Both:*Fainted**Hold up sign: REVIEWS SHALL REVIVE US!*
Disclaimer: We don't own anything! Not the Pledge of Allegiance, not Legolas, not LOTR! Not even Merry and Pippin!...Though, if you'd like to give them to us, we wouldn't argue! ^.-