What happens when Yu Yu Hakusho character get sugar high Part 3: Tragic
memories revealed, tape shown, and unmentionable events!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho even though I wish I did but I do own Kairi and her mom's name.
I would like to thank all the reviewers who encouraged me to produce this third chapie. Thank you all soooooo much!!! ^_^ Also the tape contains material that was not in the story. It happened in between all the chaps. So be warned the material on the tape or in this fic is not suitable for people who cannot handle immense laughing spells or immense humor. Thank you and to the fic! ^_^ When people talk on the tape it'll be in these ' '. Oh and in here Kajira is called by her human name Kairi.
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Hiei sat up. "Not to sound strange but my butt hurts!" he said as he had no recollection whatsoever of the Botan oar incident. Kuwabara and all the other sane ones had been up for quite awhile. Kurama at least had clothes on and was having breakfast with Touya, Jin, Puu, and Yusuke who had woken shortly after Kurama. Yukina and Koenma woke up after everyone else and Ogre had some trouble getting up. You see the only way Kairi could get Ogre to calm down was by flipping him upside down and sticking his horn in the floor so to wake up he needed to be pulled out of the floor. :p And not to forget Juri, she had been announcing everything that happened last night. They had to duck tape her mouth shut and Botan had done... let's just say... odd things. Atsuko was the only one to leave she said she had to get to another party. This meant everyone was up and Kairi had to break the news.
"Everyone could I have your attention please." she said as she had huddled everyone in the living room and was standing on top of a chair. "Some... things happened last night that you should all be aware of. The events you are about to see may shock or even, okay all of this WILL scare the crap out of you, so I'm saying this as a precaution, you have been warned. Now may you all direct your eyes to the big screen T.V. and to have you note this we have not seen this tape ourselves or had time to edit and/or change the material." she said as she mumbled to herself, 'or add sensors.'
"Did you say something else Kairi?" Kurama asked.
"No I was just talking to myself, and to the tape." she said as she slipped the tape in the VCR and daringly pushed play. The first minute was fuzz then a picture came on the screen it was Kairi putting the tape up where it could get and entire view of the room. She began talking on the tape, 'Well this could get crazy, so I'm setting up a tape! To the festivities!' she stopped talking as everyone started arriving. Kurama and her greeted everyone as they arrived and then they shut the door once everyone was there. Then the demons began to have some of the sugar. Everything was fine for the first ten minutes then the sugar's reverse effect began kicking in. They saw Hiei grab Botan's oar and begin his cavorting.
"Well that explains why I'm sore..." Hiei said embarrassingly looking at the tape.
Then we all saw Koenma leading the conga line and Kurama...They turned up the volume on the tape. 'K-Kairi...' Kurama said as he moved over to Kairi and tried to strip and kiss her. 'Kurama stop already, even if you are drunk your not gonna get away with anything!' she said pulling him off her and buttoning her shirt up.
"I-I-I did that?!" Kurama said shocked and surprised.
"Yeah and to make matters worse you were only...getting started." Kairi replied.
"Wha?!!!" he really didn't know if he wanted to see anymore of the tape.
They both started watching the tape again and saw Kairi pull Kurama's hand out of her pants. Then Kurama started stripping to his boxers and Juri was voicing all the action. 'Kurama has just decided to make the daring move of stripping down to his human underwear in attempts to attract the opposite sex but to no avail as Kairi swiftly ignores him. Kurama goes over to her in hopes of seduction.' Juri stopped talking on the tape as they heard Kurama's voice. 'Oh c-come on Kairi, you know you want me...' he said as he knocked Kairi on the floor and got on top of her. He tried to remove her shirt while he began kissing her on the lips. He rubbed her sides and began to take off her pants. Kairi quickly pulled out of the kiss and began talking, 'I don't want you all I want is for you to put your clothes on and get off of me!' she said as she push Kurama off her and ran over to Shiori. 'Shiori.' she said, 'I'm scared.'
'But why would you be?' Shiori said.
'Because when he gets like that he gets stronger than me and I hardly got away. What if he got me like that again, he could over power me and...' Kairi said.
'Don't worry, remember we're here too to help you.' Shiori said.
'Okay,' Kairi said as she went over and dumped out the punch. She started disposing of all the sugar but it was a little too late. Juri got up on the table that had been put out where all the sugar and stuff had been and began announcing. 'Demons and humans! Two demons have g-graciously volunteered to put on some entertainment for us! So everyone get ready for the strip show of the millennium brought to you by Jin and Touya!' she said as she jumped of the table and Kuwabara caught her and set her in a chair.
Jin and Touya noticed they were getting on the table on the tape. "That be our names but why would we be wanted to put on a show like that." Jin said very fast.
"I think that the sugar had a reverse effect on demons and hyperness turned into being drunk." Touya said.
"Exactly!" Kairi replied as they began watching the tape again. Juri started announcing the show. 'First we have Jin who obviously won't keep those clothes on for long!' she said as Jin took off his shirt. 'Then we have Touya the ice master who is trying to warm us up from his cold chill with his sexy body!' Juri announced as Touya removed his shirt as well.
"Um...Kairi if you don't mind me asking so exactly how far do we go in this little show of ours, on the tape?" Jin asked.
"Well you guys sorta go all the way. Remember the money?" she asked.
"Oh great." Touya said, "now Jin and I won't be remembered as Shinobi of masters of ice and wind but as the stripping duo."
They heard someone scream which quickly brought their attention to the tape. (The scream was of course on the tape.) It was Kayko who just got hit in the face with Jin's sweaty pants. This continued until all the demons had pitched in money on the table. Botan conveniently went up on the table and put a $50 dollar bill in Touya's pants, while he was wearing them. Soon Touya and Jin were naked and dancing to the music that was there and just wasn't mentioned until now. :p Chuu and Rinku were acting crazy and Yusuke had just kissed Keiko.
"There is no way I put the moves on Keiko." Yusuke said.
"Yusuke you did and got power-slapped for it!" Keiko said.
"Are you okay Yukina?" Kairi asked.
"Yes, I'm fine. I just remembered what I did last night." she softly said.
"You mean you and..." Kairi began.
"Yeah..." Yukina said as on the screen she came on with Kuwabara.
'Do you want anything Yukina?' Kuwabara asked her.
'You!' she replied as she put him in a lip lock and everyone looked at Yukina surprised she did that last night. They looked at the tape again and saw Botan dancing with the naked Jin and Touya, Botan was really under the influence. The tape continued as they watched in horror and disbelief of how they could act like that. The tape finally ended with the sane people dressing the others.
"I-I-I'm so sorry Kairi." Kurama said after knowing what he did. "You were scared I would...try to do that..."
"Of course I was you were the most sexually active demon there!" Kairi screamed. "But that was only because of the sugar, so I forgive you. But we can't get all mushy on each other."
"I just pulled a splinter out of my butt." Hiei said.
"You know Hiei, we really did not need to know that!" Kurama said.
"Oops look like I found another $20 in my pants I did." Jin said.
"Yeah now I know where the $50 that was wedged deep in my pant's came from." Touya said.
"Sorry 'bout that Touya, I wasn't myself." Botan shyly said.
"All you people are scaring me!" Kurama said wanting everything to just go back to normal.
"So what do we do with a demon porno video?" Kairi asked.
"How about we go get some pizza?" Hiei asked.
Everyone stood there frozen.
"Did Hiei just actually say something that wasn't rude or Hn?" Yusuke asked started.
"Did he actually ask to go to a ningen food parlor?!" Kurama said very shocked.
"I've had the ningen food before and it's not half bad." he said as everyone almost had a heart attack. Hiei was talking and making...suggestions!!!
"I'll take his temperature!" Kairi said as she put a thermometer in his mouth.
"I'll go get some blankets!" Yusuke said.
"I'm fine." Hiei stated as he took out the thermometer and stood up. "Are we gonna go or what!!"
"There's the old Hiei!" Yusuke said.
"Okay lets go!" Kairi said leading them out the door.
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What place will they go to? What will happen? Will there be SUGAR!? Find out next time on the next installment of WHWYYHCGSH. Okay bye bye.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho even though I wish I did but I do own Kairi and her mom's name.
I would like to thank all the reviewers who encouraged me to produce this third chapie. Thank you all soooooo much!!! ^_^ Also the tape contains material that was not in the story. It happened in between all the chaps. So be warned the material on the tape or in this fic is not suitable for people who cannot handle immense laughing spells or immense humor. Thank you and to the fic! ^_^ When people talk on the tape it'll be in these ' '. Oh and in here Kajira is called by her human name Kairi.
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Hiei sat up. "Not to sound strange but my butt hurts!" he said as he had no recollection whatsoever of the Botan oar incident. Kuwabara and all the other sane ones had been up for quite awhile. Kurama at least had clothes on and was having breakfast with Touya, Jin, Puu, and Yusuke who had woken shortly after Kurama. Yukina and Koenma woke up after everyone else and Ogre had some trouble getting up. You see the only way Kairi could get Ogre to calm down was by flipping him upside down and sticking his horn in the floor so to wake up he needed to be pulled out of the floor. :p And not to forget Juri, she had been announcing everything that happened last night. They had to duck tape her mouth shut and Botan had done... let's just say... odd things. Atsuko was the only one to leave she said she had to get to another party. This meant everyone was up and Kairi had to break the news.
"Everyone could I have your attention please." she said as she had huddled everyone in the living room and was standing on top of a chair. "Some... things happened last night that you should all be aware of. The events you are about to see may shock or even, okay all of this WILL scare the crap out of you, so I'm saying this as a precaution, you have been warned. Now may you all direct your eyes to the big screen T.V. and to have you note this we have not seen this tape ourselves or had time to edit and/or change the material." she said as she mumbled to herself, 'or add sensors.'
"Did you say something else Kairi?" Kurama asked.
"No I was just talking to myself, and to the tape." she said as she slipped the tape in the VCR and daringly pushed play. The first minute was fuzz then a picture came on the screen it was Kairi putting the tape up where it could get and entire view of the room. She began talking on the tape, 'Well this could get crazy, so I'm setting up a tape! To the festivities!' she stopped talking as everyone started arriving. Kurama and her greeted everyone as they arrived and then they shut the door once everyone was there. Then the demons began to have some of the sugar. Everything was fine for the first ten minutes then the sugar's reverse effect began kicking in. They saw Hiei grab Botan's oar and begin his cavorting.
"Well that explains why I'm sore..." Hiei said embarrassingly looking at the tape.
Then we all saw Koenma leading the conga line and Kurama...They turned up the volume on the tape. 'K-Kairi...' Kurama said as he moved over to Kairi and tried to strip and kiss her. 'Kurama stop already, even if you are drunk your not gonna get away with anything!' she said pulling him off her and buttoning her shirt up.
"I-I-I did that?!" Kurama said shocked and surprised.
"Yeah and to make matters worse you were only...getting started." Kairi replied.
"Wha?!!!" he really didn't know if he wanted to see anymore of the tape.
They both started watching the tape again and saw Kairi pull Kurama's hand out of her pants. Then Kurama started stripping to his boxers and Juri was voicing all the action. 'Kurama has just decided to make the daring move of stripping down to his human underwear in attempts to attract the opposite sex but to no avail as Kairi swiftly ignores him. Kurama goes over to her in hopes of seduction.' Juri stopped talking on the tape as they heard Kurama's voice. 'Oh c-come on Kairi, you know you want me...' he said as he knocked Kairi on the floor and got on top of her. He tried to remove her shirt while he began kissing her on the lips. He rubbed her sides and began to take off her pants. Kairi quickly pulled out of the kiss and began talking, 'I don't want you all I want is for you to put your clothes on and get off of me!' she said as she push Kurama off her and ran over to Shiori. 'Shiori.' she said, 'I'm scared.'
'But why would you be?' Shiori said.
'Because when he gets like that he gets stronger than me and I hardly got away. What if he got me like that again, he could over power me and...' Kairi said.
'Don't worry, remember we're here too to help you.' Shiori said.
'Okay,' Kairi said as she went over and dumped out the punch. She started disposing of all the sugar but it was a little too late. Juri got up on the table that had been put out where all the sugar and stuff had been and began announcing. 'Demons and humans! Two demons have g-graciously volunteered to put on some entertainment for us! So everyone get ready for the strip show of the millennium brought to you by Jin and Touya!' she said as she jumped of the table and Kuwabara caught her and set her in a chair.
Jin and Touya noticed they were getting on the table on the tape. "That be our names but why would we be wanted to put on a show like that." Jin said very fast.
"I think that the sugar had a reverse effect on demons and hyperness turned into being drunk." Touya said.
"Exactly!" Kairi replied as they began watching the tape again. Juri started announcing the show. 'First we have Jin who obviously won't keep those clothes on for long!' she said as Jin took off his shirt. 'Then we have Touya the ice master who is trying to warm us up from his cold chill with his sexy body!' Juri announced as Touya removed his shirt as well.
"Um...Kairi if you don't mind me asking so exactly how far do we go in this little show of ours, on the tape?" Jin asked.
"Well you guys sorta go all the way. Remember the money?" she asked.
"Oh great." Touya said, "now Jin and I won't be remembered as Shinobi of masters of ice and wind but as the stripping duo."
They heard someone scream which quickly brought their attention to the tape. (The scream was of course on the tape.) It was Kayko who just got hit in the face with Jin's sweaty pants. This continued until all the demons had pitched in money on the table. Botan conveniently went up on the table and put a $50 dollar bill in Touya's pants, while he was wearing them. Soon Touya and Jin were naked and dancing to the music that was there and just wasn't mentioned until now. :p Chuu and Rinku were acting crazy and Yusuke had just kissed Keiko.
"There is no way I put the moves on Keiko." Yusuke said.
"Yusuke you did and got power-slapped for it!" Keiko said.
"Are you okay Yukina?" Kairi asked.
"Yes, I'm fine. I just remembered what I did last night." she softly said.
"You mean you and..." Kairi began.
"Yeah..." Yukina said as on the screen she came on with Kuwabara.
'Do you want anything Yukina?' Kuwabara asked her.
'You!' she replied as she put him in a lip lock and everyone looked at Yukina surprised she did that last night. They looked at the tape again and saw Botan dancing with the naked Jin and Touya, Botan was really under the influence. The tape continued as they watched in horror and disbelief of how they could act like that. The tape finally ended with the sane people dressing the others.
"I-I-I'm so sorry Kairi." Kurama said after knowing what he did. "You were scared I would...try to do that..."
"Of course I was you were the most sexually active demon there!" Kairi screamed. "But that was only because of the sugar, so I forgive you. But we can't get all mushy on each other."
"I just pulled a splinter out of my butt." Hiei said.
"You know Hiei, we really did not need to know that!" Kurama said.
"Oops look like I found another $20 in my pants I did." Jin said.
"Yeah now I know where the $50 that was wedged deep in my pant's came from." Touya said.
"Sorry 'bout that Touya, I wasn't myself." Botan shyly said.
"All you people are scaring me!" Kurama said wanting everything to just go back to normal.
"So what do we do with a demon porno video?" Kairi asked.
"How about we go get some pizza?" Hiei asked.
Everyone stood there frozen.
"Did Hiei just actually say something that wasn't rude or Hn?" Yusuke asked started.
"Did he actually ask to go to a ningen food parlor?!" Kurama said very shocked.
"I've had the ningen food before and it's not half bad." he said as everyone almost had a heart attack. Hiei was talking and making...suggestions!!!
"I'll take his temperature!" Kairi said as she put a thermometer in his mouth.
"I'll go get some blankets!" Yusuke said.
"I'm fine." Hiei stated as he took out the thermometer and stood up. "Are we gonna go or what!!"
"There's the old Hiei!" Yusuke said.
"Okay lets go!" Kairi said leading them out the door.
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What place will they go to? What will happen? Will there be SUGAR!? Find out next time on the next installment of WHWYYHCGSH. Okay bye bye.