What happens when Yu Yu Hakusho characters get sugar-high
Part 4: Pizza Parlors, Crazy Mice, Enraged Hiei, and Love letters?!
Disclaimer: Okay I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho and or anything used in this fic 'cept Kairi/Kajira! I wish I did though! And here is the long awaited chapter 4! Yay!
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"Uh...where are we going?" Kairi asked.
"Y-Y-You were leading us!" Kurama stuttered.
"I know where to go!" Keiko said, "My mom used to take me here when I was little!" she said as she led them to a place that said C.C. on the sign. They walked in and saw big red tables and padded benches. Then a waiter seated them. Botan, Koenma, Chuu, Rinku, Atsuko, Shiori, Kiarra, and Yukina weren't there as they had other things to tend to. They were sitting in a curved bench surrounding a table attached to the wall and were in this order from left to right: Kuwabara, Shizuru, Touya, Jin, Yusuke, Keiko, Kurama, Kairi, and Hiei was on the right end.
"I smell ningens." Hiei said.
"Of course we're in a ningen pizza parlor!" Kairi screamed.
"Hey I feel sorta weird." Yusuke began, "I think this is a place for little kids. All the people here are like 4-feet tall."
"Hey then I'd think Hiei'd fit in just fine!" Kuwabara said.
"Come over here and say that to my face you idiot $%*#!" Hiei screamed.
"Hiei!" Kairi said, "There are kids who don't even know that word! Don't say that in front of them!"
"Okay Kajira." he said not believing in her human name.
"I really enjoy watching them fight you know." Jin said fast to Touya.
"They are pretty entertaining." Touya replied talking about Hiei and Kuwabara.
A guy in a giant mouse suit came over to their table. They were at the dreaded and feared Chuckie Cheese's!
He began talking in a dopey whacked out voice like a carnival clown. "Hellllllooooooo everyone! I see your taking the kid out for some fun today!" he said pointing at Hiei. "Hi little boy! How are you? Here have some free non-elastic completely black mouse ears courtesy of CHUCKIE CHEESE!" the guy said as he put mouse ears on Hiei. Kairi and everyone else were trying to keep from laughing.
Hiei was majorly becoming P.O.'d at this guy. He held at his arm and began speaking, "Ensatsu Koku-" he was cut off after Kairi clamped a hand over his mouth.
"He's so mad is because he's really a full grown man." Yusuke said laughing.
"He iiiiisssssss!" the guy in the suit said. He then changed his voice to a normal one. He took off the mouse glove on his right hand. "Well, well." he said as he bent down a felt a lot of Hiei's tush. "You're pretty cute, wanna go out sometime?" the mousey guy said smoothly trying to look sexy in the mouse costume.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL!?! NINGEN @#&*!" Hiei screamed as he took out his katana and sent the guy flying through the nearest wall. Everyone at the table began laughing hysterically out of control. "All of you shut the hell up, NOW!" he screamed as everyone became silent. "I've had my share of faggots for the day! I'm leaving!!" he said.
"I think we should follow Hiei before he gets even more P.O.'d." Kairi said as everyone shook their heads in agreement.
"I-I-I can't believe t-t-that that guy was gay and t-t-touched Hiei's butt!" Yusuke said laughing so hard he was crying.
"Hn..." was all Hiei said as he hung his head down in embarrassment.
"Oh come on guys how about we go to this place called Jeepers!?" Kairi said.
"Well I guess that would be okay..." Hiei said still in trauma.
When they got there Hiei read the sign.
"Food, fun, and a monkey? Take out the first two words and you have Kuwabara." Hiei casually said. Kuwabara was turning red in anger.
"How about we go home and just order pizza?" Kurama said his feet aching from walking and running.
"Fine by me." Kairi said as everyone agreed and they went back to Kurama's house and cleared the living room, put down a mat, and sat down waiting for the pizza to come when the doorbell rang. It was an Express Package for Hiei. Hiei got up and signed for it. Then he took the box and used his katana to open it. He took out a card read it and threw it across room.
"Hn!" he said as he looked at the box disgusted and gave the card a death glare.
"What was it Hiei?" Kairi said as she got up, picked up the box, took out the card, and began to read aloud, "To Hiei, I love you! From the hot sexy guy in the mouse suit with love." everyone burst out laughing. Then Kairi pulled the gift out and it was a box of chocolates.
"Gimme that!" Hiei said as he took the chocolates, put them in the box with the card, stomped on it, then said, "Ensatsu Kokuryuha!" (A.N.: I hope this is the right term. ^_^') He burnt the box to a crisp and then burnt the ashes until he burnt a hole in the floor.
"Hiei you killed my floor... -_-' " Kurama said wondering why everything that happens takes a toll on his house.
"You could just tell your mom the toilet wasn't workin' so you used the hole in the floor!" Kuwabara said thinking he actually came up with an idea.
Everyone: -_-" They were so shocked by his stupidity they had double sweatdrops.
"You know you're a real freak Kuwabara." Yusuke said.
"Oh thanks Urameshi- Hey! You don't have the right to call me that!" Kuwabara finally said after noticing he was being insulted.
"He is living proof morons walk among us." Hiei said.
"Just trying to find the logic behind your idea but why would someone crap in a hole?!" Kurama said confused.
"It's no use, Kurama." Kajira began, "The day you can get through is the day when there's something to get through to."
"Yeah..." everyone said agreeing.
"I think we all been disturbed today quite a lot." Jin said in his usual tone.
"Is it just me," Touya began, "Or is that mouse supposed to be stalking outside Kurama's window?"
"MOUSE!!!" Hiei screamed.
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This is the end of this one. I hope you liked it. But what will Hiei do? Will the mouse ever give up? If you're a Hiei fan you'll like the next chapie. Actually if you're a fan of anyone in this story you'll like the next chapie. So please R&R! ^_~
Part 4: Pizza Parlors, Crazy Mice, Enraged Hiei, and Love letters?!
Disclaimer: Okay I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho and or anything used in this fic 'cept Kairi/Kajira! I wish I did though! And here is the long awaited chapter 4! Yay!
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"Uh...where are we going?" Kairi asked.
"Y-Y-You were leading us!" Kurama stuttered.
"I know where to go!" Keiko said, "My mom used to take me here when I was little!" she said as she led them to a place that said C.C. on the sign. They walked in and saw big red tables and padded benches. Then a waiter seated them. Botan, Koenma, Chuu, Rinku, Atsuko, Shiori, Kiarra, and Yukina weren't there as they had other things to tend to. They were sitting in a curved bench surrounding a table attached to the wall and were in this order from left to right: Kuwabara, Shizuru, Touya, Jin, Yusuke, Keiko, Kurama, Kairi, and Hiei was on the right end.
"I smell ningens." Hiei said.
"Of course we're in a ningen pizza parlor!" Kairi screamed.
"Hey I feel sorta weird." Yusuke began, "I think this is a place for little kids. All the people here are like 4-feet tall."
"Hey then I'd think Hiei'd fit in just fine!" Kuwabara said.
"Come over here and say that to my face you idiot $%*#!" Hiei screamed.
"Hiei!" Kairi said, "There are kids who don't even know that word! Don't say that in front of them!"
"Okay Kajira." he said not believing in her human name.
"I really enjoy watching them fight you know." Jin said fast to Touya.
"They are pretty entertaining." Touya replied talking about Hiei and Kuwabara.
A guy in a giant mouse suit came over to their table. They were at the dreaded and feared Chuckie Cheese's!
He began talking in a dopey whacked out voice like a carnival clown. "Hellllllooooooo everyone! I see your taking the kid out for some fun today!" he said pointing at Hiei. "Hi little boy! How are you? Here have some free non-elastic completely black mouse ears courtesy of CHUCKIE CHEESE!" the guy said as he put mouse ears on Hiei. Kairi and everyone else were trying to keep from laughing.
Hiei was majorly becoming P.O.'d at this guy. He held at his arm and began speaking, "Ensatsu Koku-" he was cut off after Kairi clamped a hand over his mouth.
"He's so mad is because he's really a full grown man." Yusuke said laughing.
"He iiiiisssssss!" the guy in the suit said. He then changed his voice to a normal one. He took off the mouse glove on his right hand. "Well, well." he said as he bent down a felt a lot of Hiei's tush. "You're pretty cute, wanna go out sometime?" the mousey guy said smoothly trying to look sexy in the mouse costume.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL!?! NINGEN @#&*!" Hiei screamed as he took out his katana and sent the guy flying through the nearest wall. Everyone at the table began laughing hysterically out of control. "All of you shut the hell up, NOW!" he screamed as everyone became silent. "I've had my share of faggots for the day! I'm leaving!!" he said.
"I think we should follow Hiei before he gets even more P.O.'d." Kairi said as everyone shook their heads in agreement.
"I-I-I can't believe t-t-that that guy was gay and t-t-touched Hiei's butt!" Yusuke said laughing so hard he was crying.
"Hn..." was all Hiei said as he hung his head down in embarrassment.
"Oh come on guys how about we go to this place called Jeepers!?" Kairi said.
"Well I guess that would be okay..." Hiei said still in trauma.
When they got there Hiei read the sign.
"Food, fun, and a monkey? Take out the first two words and you have Kuwabara." Hiei casually said. Kuwabara was turning red in anger.
"How about we go home and just order pizza?" Kurama said his feet aching from walking and running.
"Fine by me." Kairi said as everyone agreed and they went back to Kurama's house and cleared the living room, put down a mat, and sat down waiting for the pizza to come when the doorbell rang. It was an Express Package for Hiei. Hiei got up and signed for it. Then he took the box and used his katana to open it. He took out a card read it and threw it across room.
"Hn!" he said as he looked at the box disgusted and gave the card a death glare.
"What was it Hiei?" Kairi said as she got up, picked up the box, took out the card, and began to read aloud, "To Hiei, I love you! From the hot sexy guy in the mouse suit with love." everyone burst out laughing. Then Kairi pulled the gift out and it was a box of chocolates.
"Gimme that!" Hiei said as he took the chocolates, put them in the box with the card, stomped on it, then said, "Ensatsu Kokuryuha!" (A.N.: I hope this is the right term. ^_^') He burnt the box to a crisp and then burnt the ashes until he burnt a hole in the floor.
"Hiei you killed my floor... -_-' " Kurama said wondering why everything that happens takes a toll on his house.
"You could just tell your mom the toilet wasn't workin' so you used the hole in the floor!" Kuwabara said thinking he actually came up with an idea.
Everyone: -_-" They were so shocked by his stupidity they had double sweatdrops.
"You know you're a real freak Kuwabara." Yusuke said.
"Oh thanks Urameshi- Hey! You don't have the right to call me that!" Kuwabara finally said after noticing he was being insulted.
"He is living proof morons walk among us." Hiei said.
"Just trying to find the logic behind your idea but why would someone crap in a hole?!" Kurama said confused.
"It's no use, Kurama." Kajira began, "The day you can get through is the day when there's something to get through to."
"Yeah..." everyone said agreeing.
"I think we all been disturbed today quite a lot." Jin said in his usual tone.
"Is it just me," Touya began, "Or is that mouse supposed to be stalking outside Kurama's window?"
"MOUSE!!!" Hiei screamed.
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This is the end of this one. I hope you liked it. But what will Hiei do? Will the mouse ever give up? If you're a Hiei fan you'll like the next chapie. Actually if you're a fan of anyone in this story you'll like the next chapie. So please R&R! ^_~