When Yu Yu Hakusho characters get sugar-high!
Part 5: Pranks, perverts, and it's not what it looks like!!!
Disclaimer: Hello! It's been a while since I've written. School is approaching! It's eviiiiilllllllllll! I'm going into 9th grade, higher the grade harder the work. Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Oh nevermind that...hehe...got carried away again. It took me a while to come up with the title though, so....INU-YASHA!!!
Inu-Yasha: Wha?! How'd I get here?!
Me: I transported you, so will you be so kind as to do the disclaimer for me?
Inu-Yasha: Okay. Zurama does not own any Yu Yu Hakusho characters but she does own the names of Kajira/Kairi Ikaynashé and Kiarra. Is that good enough?
Me: Yup!
Inu-Yasha: So can you take off the leash now? -_-'
Me: Nope!
Inu-Yasha: But why?!
Me: Kagome!
*Kagome appears*
Me: Here you go Kagome! Just like I promised! *hands leash to Kagome*
Kagome: Thanks! Here's the sugar I promised you! *hands me 2 barrels of sugar* C'mon Inu-Yasha! *she said dragging Inu-Yasha away as you heard him yell*
Inu-Yasha: You were just in it for the sugar! The suuuuuuuuuuugggggggggaaarrrrrrr!!!!
Me: Okaaaaaaaaayyy...well time for me to get sugar high and get this story goin'! Ja Ne! ^_~
(Oh, from now on I'll be referring to Kairi by her demon name: Kajira.)
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Hiei had just torn the mouse guy to shreds. The mouse guy ran home crying for his mommy.
"I can't put how disturbing that was into words." Touya said shaking his head back and forth as everyone agreed. Hiei came back in mumbling about that dumbass mouse.
"So what now?" Kajira asked.
"I thought we were havin' pizza?" Yusuke said.
"We were until you charcoaled the pizza guy and our pizza!" Kurama said hungry talking to Hiei. "And did you have to rip my toilet from the piping and chuck it at the mouse guys head?!"
"Well, I'll go get everyone some lemonade!" Kajira said, "Hiei could you come with me?" she said softly as Hiei moved from where he resounded and followed her into the kitchen.
"So how can I help?" he asked.
"How much do you hate Kuwabara?" she asked.
"It can't be put into words." Hiei said gloomily.
"Then let us torture him!" she said happily.
"But how?" Hiei asked.
"Take that bottle and pour it into his lemonade." she said pointing to a bottle on the counter.
"All of it?!" he asked.
"All 20 ounces, but lets keep this a secret." she said.
"Fine by me." he said as he poured it in his drink and Kajira served everyone. If Hiei served him it would be too suspicious. Kuwabara took his glass as he drank it. They all sat and talked then a few minutes later. *Blurp, blip, pooooooooooooooooop*
"Oh man what's that smell!" Yusuke said. "Who let it loose?!"
"Kurama man where's your bathroom!?" Kuwabara asked.
"Awwwww man!" everyone said.
"Kuwabara you really let it go!!" Yusuke yelled.
"Little bro that is so sick!" Shizuru said holding her nose.
"So c'mon man where's the bathroom!?" Kuwabara yelled to Kurama. Kurama was holding his nose while he pointed to the hole in the floor.
"Hahaha Kuwabaka's gotta use the hole in the floor!" Yusuke said laughing.
"There is no way in hell he's gonna take a shit in my floor!" Kurama yelled.
"Kurama!?" everyone there yelled surprised he would say that.
"What? I cuss." Kurama replied as everyone shrugged it off. Kuwabara ran gassy and screamy out the door. "And don't use my bushes either!"
Hiei bent over to Kajira and whispered, 'What was in that bottle?!'
'It was only 20 ounces of ground up extra strength Ex-lax.' she whispered back to him as he burst out laughing. "Jin would you do the honors?"
"It'd be my pleasure." Jin said as he used his powers as a master of wind to blow the stink out the door.
"Kurama would you mind if I took a shower?" Kajira asked.
"Not at all, go right ahead." Kurama said as Kajira went upstairs to take a shower. In the fight between Hiei and the mouse she had been hit in the face with cheese pizza from the mousy guys 'Hunka hunka burning cheese pizza ray gun of love.' She ran upstairs and quickly undressed and got in the tub. Yusuke pretended to go upstairs and then came back down.
"Hey Kurama!" Yusuke said as Kurama walked over to him.
"What is it Yusuke?" he asked.
"Kajira said that she wanted you up there with her." he said.
"B-B-But she's taking a-a-a shower!" Kurama stuttered.
"She needs a towel." he said.
To be continued. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What will happen? And sorry for it being so short. Reviews are greatly appreciated! ^_^ Till next time!
Part 5: Pranks, perverts, and it's not what it looks like!!!
Disclaimer: Hello! It's been a while since I've written. School is approaching! It's eviiiiilllllllllll! I'm going into 9th grade, higher the grade harder the work. Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Oh nevermind that...hehe...got carried away again. It took me a while to come up with the title though, so....INU-YASHA!!!
Inu-Yasha: Wha?! How'd I get here?!
Me: I transported you, so will you be so kind as to do the disclaimer for me?
Inu-Yasha: Okay. Zurama does not own any Yu Yu Hakusho characters but she does own the names of Kajira/Kairi Ikaynashé and Kiarra. Is that good enough?
Me: Yup!
Inu-Yasha: So can you take off the leash now? -_-'
Me: Nope!
Inu-Yasha: But why?!
Me: Kagome!
*Kagome appears*
Me: Here you go Kagome! Just like I promised! *hands leash to Kagome*
Kagome: Thanks! Here's the sugar I promised you! *hands me 2 barrels of sugar* C'mon Inu-Yasha! *she said dragging Inu-Yasha away as you heard him yell*
Inu-Yasha: You were just in it for the sugar! The suuuuuuuuuuugggggggggaaarrrrrrr!!!!
Me: Okaaaaaaaaayyy...well time for me to get sugar high and get this story goin'! Ja Ne! ^_~
(Oh, from now on I'll be referring to Kairi by her demon name: Kajira.)
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Hiei had just torn the mouse guy to shreds. The mouse guy ran home crying for his mommy.
"I can't put how disturbing that was into words." Touya said shaking his head back and forth as everyone agreed. Hiei came back in mumbling about that dumbass mouse.
"So what now?" Kajira asked.
"I thought we were havin' pizza?" Yusuke said.
"We were until you charcoaled the pizza guy and our pizza!" Kurama said hungry talking to Hiei. "And did you have to rip my toilet from the piping and chuck it at the mouse guys head?!"
"Well, I'll go get everyone some lemonade!" Kajira said, "Hiei could you come with me?" she said softly as Hiei moved from where he resounded and followed her into the kitchen.
"So how can I help?" he asked.
"How much do you hate Kuwabara?" she asked.
"It can't be put into words." Hiei said gloomily.
"Then let us torture him!" she said happily.
"But how?" Hiei asked.
"Take that bottle and pour it into his lemonade." she said pointing to a bottle on the counter.
"All of it?!" he asked.
"All 20 ounces, but lets keep this a secret." she said.
"Fine by me." he said as he poured it in his drink and Kajira served everyone. If Hiei served him it would be too suspicious. Kuwabara took his glass as he drank it. They all sat and talked then a few minutes later. *Blurp, blip, pooooooooooooooooop*
"Oh man what's that smell!" Yusuke said. "Who let it loose?!"
"Kurama man where's your bathroom!?" Kuwabara asked.
"Awwwww man!" everyone said.
"Kuwabara you really let it go!!" Yusuke yelled.
"Little bro that is so sick!" Shizuru said holding her nose.
"So c'mon man where's the bathroom!?" Kuwabara yelled to Kurama. Kurama was holding his nose while he pointed to the hole in the floor.
"Hahaha Kuwabaka's gotta use the hole in the floor!" Yusuke said laughing.
"There is no way in hell he's gonna take a shit in my floor!" Kurama yelled.
"Kurama!?" everyone there yelled surprised he would say that.
"What? I cuss." Kurama replied as everyone shrugged it off. Kuwabara ran gassy and screamy out the door. "And don't use my bushes either!"
Hiei bent over to Kajira and whispered, 'What was in that bottle?!'
'It was only 20 ounces of ground up extra strength Ex-lax.' she whispered back to him as he burst out laughing. "Jin would you do the honors?"
"It'd be my pleasure." Jin said as he used his powers as a master of wind to blow the stink out the door.
"Kurama would you mind if I took a shower?" Kajira asked.
"Not at all, go right ahead." Kurama said as Kajira went upstairs to take a shower. In the fight between Hiei and the mouse she had been hit in the face with cheese pizza from the mousy guys 'Hunka hunka burning cheese pizza ray gun of love.' She ran upstairs and quickly undressed and got in the tub. Yusuke pretended to go upstairs and then came back down.
"Hey Kurama!" Yusuke said as Kurama walked over to him.
"What is it Yusuke?" he asked.
"Kajira said that she wanted you up there with her." he said.
"B-B-But she's taking a-a-a shower!" Kurama stuttered.
"She needs a towel." he said.
To be continued. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What will happen? And sorry for it being so short. Reviews are greatly appreciated! ^_^ Till next time!