Well I'm bored so I'm going to write a fanfic like Jess and Julia. The only difference will be that mine is going to be much better because it has more me in it! Yay!
Most of the characters used in this story are not mine. In fact, I hardly even know where these characters came from or anything about them so don't yell at me for them being nothing the like the characters. And yes, Julia and Jess do belong to me. They are my evil minions.
Chapter 1: As the story begins…
As the story begins everyone is in one of Heather's many living rooms for some strange reason. Sherlock is rambling on about nothing while Jess nods to everything he says lovingly, Julia tries to play the piano and sing the Barney song with Watson, Raoul has an Easy Bake Oven plugged in making little mini cookies, and Heather's sitting in a chair glaring at them all and holding the bamboo stick for protection.
Julia & Watson: I love you! You love me!
Heather: Let's tie Barney to a tree. A shot gun 'bang' and Barney to the floor. No more purple dinosaur. Now can we shut up?!
Watson: **cries**
Julia: Heather! That's not how the song goes! You made Watson cry! Now say you're sorry!
Heather: You. Die.
Watson: **cries some more**
Jess: **glaring at Watson** Will you all please **twitch** shut up so I can **twitch** hear Sherlock talk! **twitch**
Raoul: **pulls out the cookies** Cookies are done!!
Watson: Are they… Teletubbies?!
Raoul: **nods**
Julia & Watson: **dive onto the cookies, eating them quickly**
Heather: I'm going to beat you all… You will all die a horrible death… Just wait until my plan comes together…
Everyone but Heather: o.O
Jess: Yeah… **twitch** So… **twitch** I just remembered that **twitch** me and Sherlock have to go **twitch** somewhere…
Sherlock: We do? I don't remember you telling me about this.
Jess: **starts twitch uncontrollably** Yes… we… do… Sherlock…
Julia: Oooooh! I wonder what Jess and Sherly are gonna do…
Jess: **twitches so much she can't speak**
Heather: **begins to twitch with Jess, finally understanding why she does it now**
Julia, Raoul & Watson: ….I love you! You love me!
Sherlock: **shrugs**
(What's Heather's plan to kill them all? Why do only Jess and Heather understand why Jess twitches so much? Why do all of our corny fanfics involve Teletubbies?! All that and more will be answered in Chapter 2: The death of the character that was 'too dumb' for the story)
~End Chapter 1~