The only characters in this story that are mine are Heather, Julia, and Jolie (Jess). All other characters are either from Sherlock Homes or Phantom of the Opera (Also known as POTO!!!!!). So anyways, on with the story!

Chapter 2: The death of the character that was 'too dumb' for the story

            When we last left our heroes/villains/retards Raoul, Watson, and Julia were singing, Jess was twitching to the point of not speaking, Sherlock was not caring, and Heather was waiting for her plan to come together so she could kill them all. In the time that we've been gone Julia, Raoul, and Watson have moved to singing 100,000,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall (and are now on 999,999,999,323), Jess has started foaming from the mouth from all the twitching, Sherlock has been reading his own novel, and Heather is beating herself in the head with her bamboo stick.

Julia, Raoul & Watson: 999,999,999,323 bottles of beer on the wall! 999,999,999,323 bottles of beer! Ya take one down; pass it around, 999,999,999,321 bottles of beer on the wall!

Heather: God **hits her head** kill **hits her head** me **hits her head** now **hits her head**

Sherlock: I love this book so much. And the main character… **purrs**

Jess: **comes out of her twitching and foaming thing** Isn't the main character of that book **twitch** the best?!

Heather: That's **hits her head** because **hits her head** Sherlock **hits her head** is **hits her head** the **hits her head** main **hits her head** character **hits her head**

Julia, Raoul & Watson: 999,999,999,317 bottles of beer on the wall! 999,999,999,317 bottles of beer! Ya take one down; pass it around, 999,999,999,216 bottles of beer on the wall!

Erik: **walks in out of nowhere** What'd I miss?

Heather: Oh thank god you're here! Erik, it's time for plan six hundred sixty-six and three quarters.

Everyone but Erik & Heather: o.O

Erik & Heather: **nod**

Everyone but Erik & Heather: O.o

Heather: Okay everyone. Me and Erik…

Julia: Erik and I.

Heather: **rolls eyes** Erik and I…

Julia: Better.

Heather: Yeah well anyways Erik and I are going to go get some pizza for everyone.

Erik & Heather: **run out of the house and as far away as possible**

Jess: I think we should **twitch** leave…

Watson: But we haven't finished our song yet!

Raoul: Yeah! And I still have to bake more cookies!

Julia: And think of the pizza Jolie!!

Jess: Well… **twitch** Um… **twitch** We can go and **twitch** get a Tele- **twitch** -tubbie movie….. **twitch**

Julia, Raoul & Watson: TELETUBBIES!!! LET'S GO!!!

Julia: But first I must use the bathroom! **runs off to the bathroom**

Sherlock: Leave without her?

Everyone else: Yup. **run out to the car and somehow Jess learns to drive**

Julia: **comes out of the bathroom** Hey… Where'd everyone go?

**A whole bunch of knifes come down from nowhere, killing Julia**

Meanwhile…

Erik & Heather: **sit on the beach of some random island in the middle of nowhere** BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(Is that it?! Is Julia's life over like that?! How could someone do that!! Where will all the comedy come from now?! Will they ever get over this Teletubbie love?! All this and more answered in Chapter 3: WHAT THE F***!!)

Heather: Too much sun…

Erik: Yeah let's go inside…

~End Chapter 2~