Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda.
Zelda: Darn tootin'!
A/N: This fic takes place in the time of the Wind Waker.
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((at Link's house, a week after the defeat of Ganondorf, Link is sitting on his bed))
Link: Hm. I dunno about Ganondorf. He wanted everything to be so...evil. And he almost made it that way, too. But now that I stuck a sword through his head and turned him to stone, I pity him. Maybe he was just misunderstood. Maybe he had a rough childhood, out on the streets, perhaps. Or maybe he was really rasied by wolves. What do you think, Mr. Foofy?
((he squeezes a rubber duckie))
Link: You could be right. Anyway, I feel kinda bad. I think I'll call him about it and say I'm sorry. Then he might change his mind about being, well, evil.
((he goes to the phone book))
Link: Let's see...Ganonbarf, Ganondork, aha! Ganondorf! ...Funny, those last three names had the same phone number. Oh well. (dials 555-THE- ULTIMATE-POWER)
((at Ganondorf's house))
Phone: Ring ring!
Ganondorf: (sitting on a chair, watching the football game) TOUCHDOWN!!!
((he does several cartwheels around the room))
Phone: Ring ring!
Ganondorf: Alright, alright, I'm coming, hold your horses! (stops) Why was I talking to the phone? Why am I talking to myself? ...Oh well. No one will ever know.
Tetra: (hiding behind a sofa with a tape recorder) Hee hee.
((Ganondorf picks up the phone))
Ganondorf: Y'ello.
Link: It's me, Link.
Ganondorf: Link?
Link: Yup. Surprised?
Ganondorf: Yeah. You have a phone?
Link: Hm, I guess I do.
Ganondorf: Well, why'd you call? I'm watchin' a game here!
Link: Cool! Is it a fun game?
Ganondorf: Is this about that math page for homework?
Link: Ganondorf, that was three years ago.
Ganondorf: ...Oh yeah.
Link: Well, I just called to say I'm sorry for sticking a sword through your forehead thus causing you to turn to stone.
Ganondorf: Well you should be! That was painful.
Link: But you're obviously fine...somehow...
Ganondorf: Yeah, but still! I had a migraine for two days! Plus I had an itch on my tummy I couldn't scratch.
((pause))
Link: It would be great if you said, "I'll never be evil again" or something.
Ganondorf: (staring at the TV) Uh-huh.
((silence))
Link: ...grrr...SWEAR THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE EVIL AGAIN!!!
Ganondorf: And why would I want to do that?
Link: Oh believe me, you want to.
Ganondorf: Fine, just don't hurt me! Ok, I swear never to be evil again.
TV: ...and the Moblins just lost the game, five to zero.
Ganondorf: WHAT?! Boy, this makes me wanna be...(turns into Ganon) eeeviiil.
Link: (sarcastic) Well that's great.
Ganon: BWAHAHAHAHA!! Now all of earth's citizens shall be under my control!
Link: And just how're you gonna do that, Einstein?
Ganon: Easy! Take over the world!
Link: (slaps forehead)
Ganon: I must now go and do evil! Ta-ta! *click*
Link: That went real well. Bye Mr. Foofy. I have to go save the world again.
Mr. Foofy: Squeaky!
Link: Hey, how'd you do squeak?
Mr. Foofy: You squeezed me. Duh.
Link: Oh right. Well, bye Grandma! I have to go beat up an awesomely powerful and scary monster!
Grandma: Ok, but be safe! And come home by dinnertime!
Aryll: Goodbye, Big Brother!
Link: I have a name, you know.
Aryll: Oh yeah! It's...um...*slam*
Link: (outside, sniffs the great outdoor air) Sniiiiifff--*cough* *hack* Stupid gas station right next door!
((he walks to the docks--cool, that rhymed--to the King of Red Lions, who is sucking a taco through a straw))
Both: ...
King of Red Lions: Sluuuuuuurrrrrp...GASP...sluuuuuurr--
Link: DAPHNES!!!
King: WAH!! DON'T BEAT ME UP!!! ...Oh. It's just you.
Link: I need to know where Ganondorf is!
SFX: Bum-bum-BUMMM...
Link: (shoots an arrow)
SFX Guy: *fwoop* OW!! *thunk*
All: ...(seagulls caw)
King: ...Anyway, why do you always assume that I know where Ganondorf is?
Link: Uh, 'cause you always DO know where Ganondorf is.
King: True.
Link: ...That's a bit of a plot hole.
King: Dude, this entire story is a plot-hole.
Link: Makes sense. All of Eddy's fics are.
King: In order to get to Ganondorf, we must first go to...
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Eddy: Ooh, a cliffhanger. Scary. Short chapter, too. Well, as a note, I'm not gonna add too many more chapters, 'cause I'm not too good at continuing stories for very long. Anyway, I'm off for now!
Zelda: Darn tootin'!
A/N: This fic takes place in the time of the Wind Waker.
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((at Link's house, a week after the defeat of Ganondorf, Link is sitting on his bed))
Link: Hm. I dunno about Ganondorf. He wanted everything to be so...evil. And he almost made it that way, too. But now that I stuck a sword through his head and turned him to stone, I pity him. Maybe he was just misunderstood. Maybe he had a rough childhood, out on the streets, perhaps. Or maybe he was really rasied by wolves. What do you think, Mr. Foofy?
((he squeezes a rubber duckie))
Link: You could be right. Anyway, I feel kinda bad. I think I'll call him about it and say I'm sorry. Then he might change his mind about being, well, evil.
((he goes to the phone book))
Link: Let's see...Ganonbarf, Ganondork, aha! Ganondorf! ...Funny, those last three names had the same phone number. Oh well. (dials 555-THE- ULTIMATE-POWER)
((at Ganondorf's house))
Phone: Ring ring!
Ganondorf: (sitting on a chair, watching the football game) TOUCHDOWN!!!
((he does several cartwheels around the room))
Phone: Ring ring!
Ganondorf: Alright, alright, I'm coming, hold your horses! (stops) Why was I talking to the phone? Why am I talking to myself? ...Oh well. No one will ever know.
Tetra: (hiding behind a sofa with a tape recorder) Hee hee.
((Ganondorf picks up the phone))
Ganondorf: Y'ello.
Link: It's me, Link.
Ganondorf: Link?
Link: Yup. Surprised?
Ganondorf: Yeah. You have a phone?
Link: Hm, I guess I do.
Ganondorf: Well, why'd you call? I'm watchin' a game here!
Link: Cool! Is it a fun game?
Ganondorf: Is this about that math page for homework?
Link: Ganondorf, that was three years ago.
Ganondorf: ...Oh yeah.
Link: Well, I just called to say I'm sorry for sticking a sword through your forehead thus causing you to turn to stone.
Ganondorf: Well you should be! That was painful.
Link: But you're obviously fine...somehow...
Ganondorf: Yeah, but still! I had a migraine for two days! Plus I had an itch on my tummy I couldn't scratch.
((pause))
Link: It would be great if you said, "I'll never be evil again" or something.
Ganondorf: (staring at the TV) Uh-huh.
((silence))
Link: ...grrr...SWEAR THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE EVIL AGAIN!!!
Ganondorf: And why would I want to do that?
Link: Oh believe me, you want to.
Ganondorf: Fine, just don't hurt me! Ok, I swear never to be evil again.
TV: ...and the Moblins just lost the game, five to zero.
Ganondorf: WHAT?! Boy, this makes me wanna be...(turns into Ganon) eeeviiil.
Link: (sarcastic) Well that's great.
Ganon: BWAHAHAHAHA!! Now all of earth's citizens shall be under my control!
Link: And just how're you gonna do that, Einstein?
Ganon: Easy! Take over the world!
Link: (slaps forehead)
Ganon: I must now go and do evil! Ta-ta! *click*
Link: That went real well. Bye Mr. Foofy. I have to go save the world again.
Mr. Foofy: Squeaky!
Link: Hey, how'd you do squeak?
Mr. Foofy: You squeezed me. Duh.
Link: Oh right. Well, bye Grandma! I have to go beat up an awesomely powerful and scary monster!
Grandma: Ok, but be safe! And come home by dinnertime!
Aryll: Goodbye, Big Brother!
Link: I have a name, you know.
Aryll: Oh yeah! It's...um...*slam*
Link: (outside, sniffs the great outdoor air) Sniiiiifff--*cough* *hack* Stupid gas station right next door!
((he walks to the docks--cool, that rhymed--to the King of Red Lions, who is sucking a taco through a straw))
Both: ...
King of Red Lions: Sluuuuuuurrrrrp...GASP...sluuuuuurr--
Link: DAPHNES!!!
King: WAH!! DON'T BEAT ME UP!!! ...Oh. It's just you.
Link: I need to know where Ganondorf is!
SFX: Bum-bum-BUMMM...
Link: (shoots an arrow)
SFX Guy: *fwoop* OW!! *thunk*
All: ...(seagulls caw)
King: ...Anyway, why do you always assume that I know where Ganondorf is?
Link: Uh, 'cause you always DO know where Ganondorf is.
King: True.
Link: ...That's a bit of a plot hole.
King: Dude, this entire story is a plot-hole.
Link: Makes sense. All of Eddy's fics are.
King: In order to get to Ganondorf, we must first go to...
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Eddy: Ooh, a cliffhanger. Scary. Short chapter, too. Well, as a note, I'm not gonna add too many more chapters, 'cause I'm not too good at continuing stories for very long. Anyway, I'm off for now!