Just a note to all my adoring fans:
I AM friends with Julia and Jess and they LIKE my fanfics (Well Jess does anyways). I am in no way that I know of offending them, hurting them, or making them feel unloved… By writing this story that is.
I'd also like to add (as I always do) that I DO NOT own any of the Sherlock Homes/POTO characters. Not only that but I have never read either of the book series before ever in my life. Therefore I know nothing about the characters which causes their personalities to be a bit off from the "real thing". I'm sorry for that but if you really don't like this then you can just go do your mom. Or stop reading my fanfic. Either one is fine with me.
On last weeks episode of Dragon Ball Z… I mean 'Just another pointless fanfic' Heather and Erik ran off to some beach in the middle of nowhere.
Heather: What's with all this heat?!
Jess, Sherlock, Watson, & Raoul fled from Heather's house before Erik and Heather's evil plan 666 ¾ came together.
Watson: WHAT?! WE AREN'T GETTING THE MOVIE?! NO!!!!!
And Julia died a horrible death by many, many knives.
Julia Ghost: Crap… Now my cookies go right through me…
What will happen this week?! Stay tuned for the next exciting episode:
Chapter 3: WHAT THE F***?!
Da dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Da dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Da dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dadadundundadada.
Jess: **twitch** Sorry Watson but **twitch** we had to get you **twitch** out of there. Erik and **twitch** Heather were going to **twitch** kill us all **twitch**
Watson: **too busy crying to care**
Raoul: Can we go back to Heather's house then? I left my Easy Bake Oven there… **an inch from crying**
Sherlock: Yes I agree. The danger is surely over by now. I see no logical reason why we can not go back.
Jess: Whatever you say, **twitch** Sherlock…
So they drive back to the house all stupidly; Raoul and Watson singing random songs and Jess and Sherlock talking about how fine Sherlock is. When they arrive at the house, they go into the living room they were in before.
Jess: **twitch** What **twitch** the **twitch** hell?!... **twitch**
Watson: **cries like the fool that he is**
Sherlock: Hmm… It looks like Julia was killed by many, many knives that somehow fell from the ceiling. Because this is Heather's house and because she was talking about an evil plan… I have deduced that Erik is that one who was behind all this!
Raoul: Now dat just makes no sense.
Jess: Yes! **twitch** Brilliant Sherlock! **twitch** But for the **twitch** slower people **twitch** care to explain your **twitch** reasoning?
Sherlock: Elementary my dear Jessica.
Jess: **all dreamy like** He called me dear… **twitch**
Sherlock: Yes well… As I was saying… For the past couple of weeks Erik has been going over to Heather's house. At first I just assumed that he had forgotten about Christine and now had something with Heather, yet I was still curious. When I asked him why he was going there he always answered 'To fix her ceiling'. It was all part of their plan 666 ¾.
Jess: This is why I **twitch** love you Sherlock…
Sherlock: What?
Jess: I said nothing **twitch**
While they were looking at the random dead body (You know, doing things like taking pictures but not doing anything to help) Erik and Heather were also heading home to see the dead bodies of all their stupid 'friends'.
Erik: I'm so glad to finally be rid of them all.
Heather: Yes… So am I…
Erik: Are you sure your parents won't get mad at you? No one should ever get mad at you.
Heather: Nah. And if they do, I'll use plan 427.
Soon they arrived back at Heather's house. They go to the living room, seeing everyone still alive.
Heather: WHAT THE F***?! WHY AREN'T YOU ALL DEAD?!
Watson: L, M, N, O, P!!!!!
Raoul: What he says is "My best friend is dead!!!" Wait a minute… I thought I was your best friend! **cries**
Erik: You will all burn in Hell… BURN IN HELL I TELL YOU!!!
Julia Ghost: Psst. Been there, done that.
(What the crap is going on?! Does anyone notice the Julia Ghost? What happened to Raoul's Easy Bake Oven?! Well you're going to have to wait until the next chapter now aren't you? Chapter 4: The lost of yet another close friend)