Me: Hello! And welcome to my fan fic, with your host…ME!

Paddy the purple leprechaun: And me

Vegeta: I'm here too. Don't know why though.

SSJ5Tigger: DON'T FORGET ME

Me: Why are you in here?

SSJ5Tigger: Well, for one, I was the one who showed you this web site, so without me, you probably wouldn't be here. And two, I am like one of your bestest friend

Me: Whatever…anyway, I now shall say the disclaimer. I don't own Dragonball Z

Vegeta: Poor!

Me: What?! I can't exactly buy it now can I?!

Vegeta: Probably could

Me: SHUT UP!

Vegeta: *sniff* I don't like being shouted at. I feel sad now. I need a hug *crickets chip*

Me: HA! NO ONE LOVES YOU!

Vegeta: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME! I'M TELLING MY MOMMY! *Runs off crying*

Everyone: 0_o

Me: Maybe I should start the story now…

SSJ5Tigger: Probably. I mean yeah. I mean…CRAP!

Me: WTF are you chatting bout?

SSJ5Tigger: 0v0 BIRDIE!

Paddy: *whispering to SSJ5Tigger* Burn. Burn them all

SSJ5Tigger: Ok ^_^ *runs off laughing evilly, lighter in hand, heading to their school*

Me: Rrriiiiggggghhhhttttt…ON WITH THE FIC!

SSJ5Tigger: *standing in front of burning school* BURN!

Me: ^_^ NO SCHOOL!

Here is the story setting. Gohan is going to school. It has been about a week now. Goku was wished back after the cell games. Gohan and Goku are about the same strength, Gohan a little stronger.

"Speech"

[Thought]

(SN: SSJ5Tigger note)

Gohan was sleeping in. He was supposed to be getting ready for school. But, yet again, our demi-sayian was sleeping in, yet again.

But, as our young hero sleeps, it was being watched. A fierce predator was lurking about in the shadows. Circling the sleeping teen, he got ready for the pounce.

"GOHAN! WAKE UP NOW! WE'VE GOT TO GET TO SCHOOL!" Goku was sitting on Gohan's stomach.

"Dad? What time is it?" Gohan said, once his father was off his stomach

"Um…6:30. We've got school in 30 minutes" Goku smiled

"Damn it! Late again!" Gohan flew out of bed and grabbed his clothes on the chair. The was halfway to the shower, when he stopped "What do you mean we?" He asked his father. Goku grinned

"Chi-chi decided I should go to school with you! Don't know why though…Oh and Vegeta's coming too." Goku pondered. Gohan groaned

"On the way there, we're gonna have a talk with you two, about your behaviour" Gohan threatened, then left to get showered. (SN: *drool* Gohan's muscles. Wish he was real…*more drool*)

After Gohan had eaten and Goku had eaten again, Gohan and his father left the house.

"Bye Chi-chi" Goku sang as he bounced out the door

"Bye mom. See you after school" Gohan kissed his mother and ran out the door with his father. They flew off to school, with 8 minutes until the bell. On the way they met up with Vegeta

"Kakarot. Kakarot's brat" Vegeta snorted at the two

"Its Gohan. Now please you two, say nothing about aliens or any past battles. That includes Sayians, Freiza, King Cold, Cooler, Cell, Dodoria, Ginyu force, the androids or Nameks. Please do not tell them I defeated cell and Vegeta? Don't threaten any humans or talk about you, the Sayian prince" He turned to Vegeta

"Humph. And why shouldn't I?"

"One, I'll beat you into the ground and two, I'll tell Bulma"

"You mean…"

"Yep. No sex, training or eating decent food. Only the coach and Bulma's cooking. Don't make me use it" Gohan threatened

"I'll be good!" Vegeta whimpered

"And dad, please don't mess up." Gohan asked his father

"I'll b good son" Goku promised

"Thanks dad. No hurry up or we'll be last" Gohan said and flew off.

[Please Dende, old buddy, old pal, don't torture me today. I promise I'll be good. Just leave me alone] Gohan sent this message to Gohan

Up on the lookout, Dende was smirking.

"Sorry Gohan, old pal, but I cant do that today. You see you had an affair with my wife. Now my children have no mother" Dende slurred

"Oh dear Kai, Dende's drunk again. Piccolo, keep an eye out on him. I think he might be the shortest reigning Kami ever!" Mr Popo said to Piccolo. Piccolo growled but followed orders. Anything to save his student Gohan from the evil clutches of Dende.

Me: So what do you think?

SSJ5Tigger: Sorry it's short, but we have homework and…ya know

Me: But the school is burnt down

SSJ5Tigger; They've moved us to a new one in Scotland.

Me: Bastards! Opps. Am I allowed to say that

Paddy: Probably not.

Me: Anyway…REVIEW! Dis button down there

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