The Adventures of Satoshi Tajiri and Mewtwo!
A ZaraPokeTrainer Tale
My first fanfic, so go easy.
ZPT: No, I don't own Pokemon.
PsyKing The Mewtwo: BUT YOU CAN BUY MY TOYS ON THE POKeMON WEBSITE! IN YOUR FACE SOCKY THE SOCK PUPPET!
ZPT:*shoves PsyKing into padded room*Err...yes...let's start!
*It's a beautiful spring day. At the Pokemon Fire Red and Water Blue game music recording center, Satoshi Tajiri is testing the credits music for Water Blue and Fire Red.*
Tajiri:Ok, let's listen to some sweet music!*turns on music, only to hear some random rap music*
Mewtwo:EVIL RAP MUSIC!Well, Eminem is good...BUT STILL!*blows up stereo*
Tajiri:Thank God you did that, but we don't have a music playing thingy anymore!
Mewtwo:I wanna cookie.
Tajiri:*makes cookie and gives to Mewtwo*
Mewtwo:*eats cookie*Why can't I have cool author powers?
Tajiri:Cuz you need to write your own fic.
Mewtwo:Where can I do my own fic?
Tajiri:On fanfiction.net.
Mewtwo:Where's that?
Tajiri:Online.
Mewtwo:Where's online?
Tajiri:Right-wait, we're on it!
Mewtwo:It's cuz we're in a fic.
Tajiri:Yes that's true.I can edit it and you can't!NYA NYA NYASU!
Mewtwo:Why?
Tajiri:*heavy breathing*Mewtwo, I am your maker.
Mewtwo:WELL DUH, YOU MADE POKeMON!
Tajiri:Couldn't resist..,*laughs*
Item Maker:*Makes boombox*
Tajiri:Thanks Item Maker.*Puts in CD, but gets shocked by static*Darn.
Mewtwo:You get the feeling someone's on to us.
Boombox:*in powerful voice*YES IT'S TRUE!I AM THE MASTER OF RANDOMNESS!IF YOU WISH TO USE ME,YOU MUST ACCOMPLISH 3 TASKS!
Mewtwo:What tasks? Cuz if it's sheepdog herding, I'm out.
Boombox:NO!I AM NOT THAT EVIL!
Newtwo:Oh good.What's the first task?
Boombox:YOUR FIRST TASK IS TO UPGRADE A WINDOWS 3.1 PC TO WINDOWS XP!
Mewtwo:But XP requires 1 Gigabyte of memory,and the best 3.1s have one Megabyte!*pushes finger to Boombox*AND XP HAS THE WORST PROBLEMS WITH INSTALLING!
Boombox:Well I don't have to do it.Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!
Mewtwo:Darn.*Goes out to CompuJAPAN, but sees lots of old systems on sale,so he goes to the clerk*Do you have a copy of Windows XP Upgrader,Home or Professional?
Clerk:Sorry, we cleared out our stock for Golden Oldies day,which means we will only have Windows 3.1 and Commodore 64 OSs.
Mewtwo:SH**!*blows up clerk,and finds a Windows XP Home Edition Upgrader for Windows 3.1 and a 1 GB Hard Drive supplement*I may have been playing too many RPGs, but killing people gets you stuff.*smiles and leaves*
*At home, Mewtwo puts in the upgrader and the memory supplement*
Mewtwo:*Gets annoyed so he burns it*I don't care if I play lots of Black and White, fire is fun.
Boombox:YOU ARE TOO FUNNY,I'LL PASS YOU.NEXT IS FOR TAJIRI TO DATE THE MONA LISA PAINTING.
Tajiri:*facevaults*Dating......a.......painting?Ummm ok....
*Tajiri takes the Mona Lisa painting and eats lunch with it.*
Mona Lisa:*Eats tree and Austin Powers video*
Tajiri:WHAT!Is this the work of a madman?*faints*
Mona Lisa:*pours cold water on Tajiri, then paint drips everywhere and it starts raining cows*
Cows:Moo.
Tajiri:*Runs away*
Mewtwo:*squashed by cows*Darn..*Teleports him and Tajiri back to recording studio*
Boombox:VERY GOOD.THE FINAL TASK IS...
Mewtwo:Hope it's not posing for PlayPokemon...*shudders*
Boombox:USING HACKER SPEAK.
Mewtwo:WHEW!Okay! 1337 1 @^^!
Boombox:Darn!You got it!*Turns into George Bush*I will sue you now!
Tajiri:*uses cell phone to call lawyer Lugia*
Lugia:Don't sue unfairly, Baby Bushie.
Bush:*blush*DON'T USE MY PETNAME!*Starts stupidly punching the three*
Mewtwo:*uses Psychic*
Lugia:*uses Aeroblast*
Bush:*dies*
Mewtwo/Tajiri:Much better.*Mewtwo and Tajiri get the lastest boombox*
THE END!Love it?Hate it?REVIEW!
A ZaraPokeTrainer Tale
My first fanfic, so go easy.
ZPT: No, I don't own Pokemon.
PsyKing The Mewtwo: BUT YOU CAN BUY MY TOYS ON THE POKeMON WEBSITE! IN YOUR FACE SOCKY THE SOCK PUPPET!
ZPT:*shoves PsyKing into padded room*Err...yes...let's start!
*It's a beautiful spring day. At the Pokemon Fire Red and Water Blue game music recording center, Satoshi Tajiri is testing the credits music for Water Blue and Fire Red.*
Tajiri:Ok, let's listen to some sweet music!*turns on music, only to hear some random rap music*
Mewtwo:EVIL RAP MUSIC!Well, Eminem is good...BUT STILL!*blows up stereo*
Tajiri:Thank God you did that, but we don't have a music playing thingy anymore!
Mewtwo:I wanna cookie.
Tajiri:*makes cookie and gives to Mewtwo*
Mewtwo:*eats cookie*Why can't I have cool author powers?
Tajiri:Cuz you need to write your own fic.
Mewtwo:Where can I do my own fic?
Tajiri:On fanfiction.net.
Mewtwo:Where's that?
Tajiri:Online.
Mewtwo:Where's online?
Tajiri:Right-wait, we're on it!
Mewtwo:It's cuz we're in a fic.
Tajiri:Yes that's true.I can edit it and you can't!NYA NYA NYASU!
Mewtwo:Why?
Tajiri:*heavy breathing*Mewtwo, I am your maker.
Mewtwo:WELL DUH, YOU MADE POKeMON!
Tajiri:Couldn't resist..,*laughs*
Item Maker:*Makes boombox*
Tajiri:Thanks Item Maker.*Puts in CD, but gets shocked by static*Darn.
Mewtwo:You get the feeling someone's on to us.
Boombox:*in powerful voice*YES IT'S TRUE!I AM THE MASTER OF RANDOMNESS!IF YOU WISH TO USE ME,YOU MUST ACCOMPLISH 3 TASKS!
Mewtwo:What tasks? Cuz if it's sheepdog herding, I'm out.
Boombox:NO!I AM NOT THAT EVIL!
Newtwo:Oh good.What's the first task?
Boombox:YOUR FIRST TASK IS TO UPGRADE A WINDOWS 3.1 PC TO WINDOWS XP!
Mewtwo:But XP requires 1 Gigabyte of memory,and the best 3.1s have one Megabyte!*pushes finger to Boombox*AND XP HAS THE WORST PROBLEMS WITH INSTALLING!
Boombox:Well I don't have to do it.Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!
Mewtwo:Darn.*Goes out to CompuJAPAN, but sees lots of old systems on sale,so he goes to the clerk*Do you have a copy of Windows XP Upgrader,Home or Professional?
Clerk:Sorry, we cleared out our stock for Golden Oldies day,which means we will only have Windows 3.1 and Commodore 64 OSs.
Mewtwo:SH**!*blows up clerk,and finds a Windows XP Home Edition Upgrader for Windows 3.1 and a 1 GB Hard Drive supplement*I may have been playing too many RPGs, but killing people gets you stuff.*smiles and leaves*
*At home, Mewtwo puts in the upgrader and the memory supplement*
Mewtwo:*Gets annoyed so he burns it*I don't care if I play lots of Black and White, fire is fun.
Boombox:YOU ARE TOO FUNNY,I'LL PASS YOU.NEXT IS FOR TAJIRI TO DATE THE MONA LISA PAINTING.
Tajiri:*facevaults*Dating......a.......painting?Ummm ok....
*Tajiri takes the Mona Lisa painting and eats lunch with it.*
Mona Lisa:*Eats tree and Austin Powers video*
Tajiri:WHAT!Is this the work of a madman?*faints*
Mona Lisa:*pours cold water on Tajiri, then paint drips everywhere and it starts raining cows*
Cows:Moo.
Tajiri:*Runs away*
Mewtwo:*squashed by cows*Darn..*Teleports him and Tajiri back to recording studio*
Boombox:VERY GOOD.THE FINAL TASK IS...
Mewtwo:Hope it's not posing for PlayPokemon...*shudders*
Boombox:USING HACKER SPEAK.
Mewtwo:WHEW!Okay! 1337 1 @^^!
Boombox:Darn!You got it!*Turns into George Bush*I will sue you now!
Tajiri:*uses cell phone to call lawyer Lugia*
Lugia:Don't sue unfairly, Baby Bushie.
Bush:*blush*DON'T USE MY PETNAME!*Starts stupidly punching the three*
Mewtwo:*uses Psychic*
Lugia:*uses Aeroblast*
Bush:*dies*
Mewtwo/Tajiri:Much better.*Mewtwo and Tajiri get the lastest boombox*
THE END!Love it?Hate it?REVIEW!