Now, its about time Yami is going to the skool. But what happens there, making Zim seem.... Embarrassed? It's time to rumble!! More reviews.... MORE!!

-B*S

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"Children, we are celebrating the overpopulation of the skool with another new student." Ms. Bitters screeched her normal voice.

Yami in disguise stood next to Ms. Bitters, grinning evilly, staring at Zim. Zim looks shocked at how good Yami's disguise looks. Not only does it have normal looking skin, it is like the perfect disguise except for the hat of course, which Zim despises.

"This is Yami." Ms. Bitters introduced,"Now child, speak now."

And she stepped back, waiting to get Yami into trouble.

"Hello people." Yami greeted, she looks eerie and very vicious.

The children started to get scared. Dib looked at her suspiciously; thinking this could be yet, another alien.

"I see you all cringe in fear. Well, not to worry." Yami explained, still grinning,"Besides, I'm not this mean and malignant. I'm simply looking evil. I want you all to be afraid of me. Think of me as a god. You all are probably racists too, eh? Well, DO NOT SPEAK OF BLACK OR WHITE!!! THINK OF ME AS SIMPLY A FREAKN' GOD!! NOT JUST SOME SLAVE!!"

Everyone's mouths are open, shocked at what Yami just shouted. Then suddenly, they applauded, and tricked by Yami's hidden plan. Zim stared; eyes blank and face flushing.

'What the hell, how did she do this? How?' Zim's mind raced,'I mean, Dib-human is even praising her too! How could he? How? How!?!?'

"That was quite.... interesting, Yami. Bells to my ear." Ms. Bitters mumbled, even she looked shocked,"Now, sit next to Zim so that I can see your evil face of doom"

And the child who sat next to Zim disappeared. Zim is still shocked, but even more since now; Yami is going to sit next to him. Yami simply walked to the desk and sat in it. Ms. Bitters now started rambling about doom again. Yami stares at Zim, happily. He is still in shock. Dib now sees what is happening. Zim just sat there as stiff as a fucking boulder. Now Yami pushes Zim with her pinky and he falls down like a stick. Yami smiled and got her attention back to Ms. Bitters, carefully sinking in her thoughts on doom.

"Your life will be doomed" Ms. Bitters ranted on,"Now, there are different people who can be doomed in specific ways. One major is mental illness. If you are normal, not screeching like an idiot or talking about Chickenfoot, you will be doomed. If you are just crazy, you will be doomed. If you are just plain insane, then you will be somewhat doomed. Lastly, the ultimate level of illnesses, mental. You know the non-existing creatures that do exist in our world and you try to prove they do exist. You rant about aliens existing...."

"Like Dib", one student who is Zita shouted.

"Well, lets just say, yes he is." Ms. Bitters responded,"As I was saying, they would be not doomed because they are already doomed right now."

All of the students stared at Dib, who is nervous at this moment, but he struggles to not look like it. Yami just writes all of Ms. Bitters' rants on paper, with a pen she stole from another student. Then she draws her killing Zim, beaming. Zim notices her drawing and faints on his desk.

---SCENE CHANGE - The Cafeteria ---

Yami is standing in line with her tray. The lunch ladies slop the "food" on her tray. Yami looks at the food disgusted.

"Excuse me, lunch ladies." Yami requested, "But is this really food. Now come on! This looks like slime that has been boiled and frozen in your grimy freezer for weeks!"

The lunch ladies simply stare their angry gazes and slop even more "food" onto Yami's plate. Yami who now feels very sick, sets her tray next to Zim's tray. Zim looks up and notices her revolted face. Then Yami runs out of the cafeteria and throws up on the floor. Then she wipes her vomit off of her mouth and walks back in slowly. Zim sees Yami dragging herself towards her seat and sits there, not caring if she is seated next to Zim at all! She lays her head on the globs that are as hard as a marble ceiling, so her head is unaffected.

"Hey...HEY!" Zim yells, slapping Yami's back.

"Please, Zim. Really, stop." Yami grouched, "I feel so sick right now, I feel like I'm having a throw-up fiesta."

"Sheesh, seriously Yami." Zim said with his zimmish accent, "Do you think I'm going to fall for your stupid plan?"

"Dude, Zim I'm serious! Stop being so arrogant!" Yami attempted to shout, but she hacks and lays her head down still.

"Hey, are you alright?"

Dib just got his "lunch" and stopped at where Yami is remaining.

"Lay off, Dib-stink!" Zim shouted his usual tone of voice.

"I'm just curious." Dib replied.

"Seriously I'M SICK HERE!!!" Yami shouted, "SHOUTING IS NOT GOING TO HELP ME YOU KNOW!"

"Well, what are you gonna do?" Zim demanded.

"I will embarrass you and Dib."

"Hey, why me?" Dib asked.

"Because you got involved, Dib. Now, it's time for me to try and stand." Yami answered.

And Yami stands up quickly, grinning. Now she has her hands close to mouth for some loud mouthing.

"ZIM AND DIB ARE GAAAAAAAY!!!" Yami yells obnoxiously, beaming at the students watching her. Everyone started laughing, even those stoned lunch ladies. Zim sat there confused.

'What the fuck is gay?' Zim thinks rapidly.

Dib stands there in stunned. He flushes quickly and his pupils thin. He drops his tray and runs out of the cafeteria.

'How the heck does Yami know that I'm gay?' Dib thought rapidly (Yes, I do want Dib to be gay in this trilogy. I want him to be gay :D . Dib: HEY!! / Eheheheh...) as he rushes in the hallway.

---SCENE CHANGE - Zim's Home Base XD ---

IRK, happy and in her new disguise looks into the window of Zim's base. The lawn gnomes burned to the ground. GIR is rolling on the floor as usual. IRK stares at the idiotic SIR, watching his every move. Also downloading information about Zim's base too. The kitchen, what goes on in the television, what the computer does, and etcetera. Now GIR notices IRK and thinks of her as a little black girl from "The Cosby Show" and rushes to the window. IRK freaks out and falls down into the bushes. GIR blinks his metal blue eyes, staring out the window in disbelief. Then he just runs back to the floor and starts to break dance. IRK comes out of the bushes, unaffected and flew out of the suburb.