Disclaimer: I don't own anything in any of my fics. This should clear up
everything but nooooo, I have to write this same stupid disclaimer in all
of my--
Medli: Hey Eddie.
Eddie: Yeah...?
Medli: Shut up.
Eddie: Well, I'll just get started on this chapter now.
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((Link put something on Ganon's finger))
Link: What're you gonna do now?
Ganon: What?! No, not a finger trap!
SFX: Bum-bum-BUMMM...
A/N: Congratulations to the person who guessed Finger Trap in reviews. I read my reviews, and I know who it was.
Link: Yes, a finger trap! And my finger is on the other end, too!
Ganon: Inconceivable!
Link: Go ahead, pull on my finger...trap.
Ganon: (pulls)
Link: (farts)
Ganon: No! This cannot be!
Link: Ahahahaha! Now, whenever you pull, I fart! And you cannot escape its wretched stench!
Ganon: *sniff* Whoa, it does smell bad.
Man: No! My cheese sandwich has melted!
Ganon: Wait...(turns back into Ganondorf, takes out sword, and slices the finger trap in half)
Link: Blast! I didn't think about that!
Ganondorf: That's 'cause you're not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
Link: But I'm not a tool. I'm a fairy boy.
Ganondorf: (puts hand to forehead)
Link: But no matter. For shall still defeat you once and for all!
Ganondorf: Odd...in Zelda games I always meet my demise that way.
Link: BUT, this isn't a game.
Ganondorf: True. And...(wields swords) there's no time for games.
Link: (takes out Master sword) Bring it.
((Ganondorf charges at Link. Link braces himself and readies his sword))
Ganondorf: GAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhh.
((the two just stand there))
Ganondorf: ...Actually, in this particular story, there is no need for blood and gore.
Link: Says the guy who violently tried to kill me...a number of times...
Ganondorf: But why don't we keep this fic G-rated and...uh...(thinks)...arm- wrestle!
Camera: (moves to Link, then Ganondorf, then Link again)
Link: ...No fair.
Tetra: (walks up eating an apple) Hey guys. I've been looking for you, Ganondorf.
Link: (anime tears) Why not me...?
Ganondorf: As long as you don't have any light arrows, what is it?
Tetra: Here. (puts something on the end of Ganondorf's finger)
SFX: Bum-bum-BUMMM...
Link: Deja-vu.
Eddie: That's the point.
Link: ...Oh.
Ganondorf: ...It's--
Link: NOT AN ENGAGEMENT RING!!!
Tetra: Uh, no.
Ganondorf: ...It's...
((pause))
Link: ...While we're young.
Ganondorf: The One Ring to Rule Them All!
SFX: (again) Bum-bum-BUMMM...
Tetra: You can keep that.
Ganondorf: Gee, thanks! Golly, I'll have so much fun with this! Hyuck hyuck!
Link/Tetra: ...
Ganondorf: (skips off, spray-painting every wall he passes)
Link: ...Why'd you give him that?
Tetra: You'll see.
((long silence; Ganondorf is still skipping around))
Ganondorf: Lalalalala--ow! Hey! Beat it, you stupid seagulls!
Link: ...See what?
Tetra: Shh!
((Ganondorf is now putting the ring on a necklace))
Ganondorf: There, little guy! Now you have a home!
Link: ...I see nothing.
Tetra: Keep watching!
((another pause, then...))
Ganondorf: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird!
Link: It's a plane!
Tetra: They're Ringwraiths, stupid.
((a bunch of Ringwraiths on dragon-like creatures circle around like buzzards, then drop to the ground))
Link: I see dead people.
Ringwraith 1: (creepy voice) ...Ganondorf...
Ganondorf: Yeah?
Ringwraith 2: ...Give us the Ring...
Ganondorf: You mean this one?
Ringwraith 3: ...Yes...
Ganondorf: Why?
((long pause))
Ringwraith 2: ...Because...we want it...
Ganondorf: I know, but why?
((another pause))
Ringwraith: 4: ...Don't ask questions...
Ringwraith 2: ...Give us the Ring...
Ganonodorf: Never!
Ringwraith 4: ...Suit...yourself...
((the Ringwraiths tackle him and proceed to beat him up))
Tetra: I sure wish I had some popcorn right about now.
Link: I have some of Grandma's soup...
Tetra: No, it's ok.
Link: Darn.
Tetra: Hm?
Link: I mean, ok.
Tetra: Ok.
((awkward silence))
Link: ...Will you be my girlfriend?
Tetra: ......
-[meanwhile, at Link's house]-
Grandma: Now where could he be?
Aryll: Beats me.
Grandma: That rhymed.
Aryll: I found a dime.
Grandma: I like lime.
-[back to Link, Tetra, Ganondorf, and the Ringwraiths]-
((The Ringwraiths are still beating up Ganonodorf; Tetra has scooted far away from Link, who is drinking his soup in long swigs))
Ringwraith: ...Now that we defeated Ganondorf...let us take the ring...
((a Ringwraith takes the One Ring off the tip off Ganondorf's neck extremely slowly))
All: ............................................................................ ................
Ringwraith 2: ...I have the Ring...let us go...
((they go on their dragon-creatures and fly away; thunder))
Tetra: Well, that little problem took care of itself.
Link: What do you mean? The Ringwraiths will give the Ring to Sauron who will take over Middle Earth!
Tetra: But I--oops.
Link: Didn't think about that, huh?
Tetra: No. That's really ironic.
Link: Oh well. Only a few thousand lives should be lost in trying to take the Ring back.
Tetra: ...Say, if that place is called Middle-Earth, are we Lower-Earth or something?
Link: Um, no. We're Hyrule.
Tetra: ...Oh yeah. Well, at least I'm not the princess or anything, otherwise Hyrule would be in trouble.
Link: .....
Ganondorf: Ungh...(gets up) I still have enough power to *urk* control the world...So (takes out swords) Have at thee!
Tetra: We'll see about that...(takes out tape recorder)
Tape Recorder: "Alright, alright, I'm coming. ...Why am I talking to the phone? Why am I talking to myself? ...Oh well. No one will ever know."
Ganondorf: No...
Tetra: If you try to take over the world, I'll make copies of this and sell it on EBay.
Ganondorf: Alright, alright, you win! ...For now! Muhahahaha, Ahahahaha, (throws head back and laughs) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
((crickets))
Ganondorf: Adios, los losers! (disappears in a puff of smoke)
Link: Well, you're a loser too.
Tetra: Link, he's gone.
Link: ...Oh.
((awkward silence))
Link: ...Tetra, will you marry me?
-[at Link's house]-
Grandma: The roof is covered in slime.
Aryll: But will we still dine?
Grandma: Yes.
Aryll: Sublime!
Link: (comes in with a black eye) Hi Grandma.
Grandma: Hello, dear--
Aryll: I have chalk to smear.
Grandma: Well, don't smear it here.
Aryll: Please don't leer.
THE END
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Eddie: Not the best ending but so what. Yeah, this fic is only three chapters, but do I care?
Makar: Yes!
Eddie: No.
Makar: I was close.
Eddie: ...Anyway, that be all. Sayonara, and REVIEW!!
Medli: Hey Eddie.
Eddie: Yeah...?
Medli: Shut up.
Eddie: Well, I'll just get started on this chapter now.
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((Link put something on Ganon's finger))
Link: What're you gonna do now?
Ganon: What?! No, not a finger trap!
SFX: Bum-bum-BUMMM...
A/N: Congratulations to the person who guessed Finger Trap in reviews. I read my reviews, and I know who it was.
Link: Yes, a finger trap! And my finger is on the other end, too!
Ganon: Inconceivable!
Link: Go ahead, pull on my finger...trap.
Ganon: (pulls)
Link: (farts)
Ganon: No! This cannot be!
Link: Ahahahaha! Now, whenever you pull, I fart! And you cannot escape its wretched stench!
Ganon: *sniff* Whoa, it does smell bad.
Man: No! My cheese sandwich has melted!
Ganon: Wait...(turns back into Ganondorf, takes out sword, and slices the finger trap in half)
Link: Blast! I didn't think about that!
Ganondorf: That's 'cause you're not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
Link: But I'm not a tool. I'm a fairy boy.
Ganondorf: (puts hand to forehead)
Link: But no matter. For shall still defeat you once and for all!
Ganondorf: Odd...in Zelda games I always meet my demise that way.
Link: BUT, this isn't a game.
Ganondorf: True. And...(wields swords) there's no time for games.
Link: (takes out Master sword) Bring it.
((Ganondorf charges at Link. Link braces himself and readies his sword))
Ganondorf: GAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhh.
((the two just stand there))
Ganondorf: ...Actually, in this particular story, there is no need for blood and gore.
Link: Says the guy who violently tried to kill me...a number of times...
Ganondorf: But why don't we keep this fic G-rated and...uh...(thinks)...arm- wrestle!
Camera: (moves to Link, then Ganondorf, then Link again)
Link: ...No fair.
Tetra: (walks up eating an apple) Hey guys. I've been looking for you, Ganondorf.
Link: (anime tears) Why not me...?
Ganondorf: As long as you don't have any light arrows, what is it?
Tetra: Here. (puts something on the end of Ganondorf's finger)
SFX: Bum-bum-BUMMM...
Link: Deja-vu.
Eddie: That's the point.
Link: ...Oh.
Ganondorf: ...It's--
Link: NOT AN ENGAGEMENT RING!!!
Tetra: Uh, no.
Ganondorf: ...It's...
((pause))
Link: ...While we're young.
Ganondorf: The One Ring to Rule Them All!
SFX: (again) Bum-bum-BUMMM...
Tetra: You can keep that.
Ganondorf: Gee, thanks! Golly, I'll have so much fun with this! Hyuck hyuck!
Link/Tetra: ...
Ganondorf: (skips off, spray-painting every wall he passes)
Link: ...Why'd you give him that?
Tetra: You'll see.
((long silence; Ganondorf is still skipping around))
Ganondorf: Lalalalala--ow! Hey! Beat it, you stupid seagulls!
Link: ...See what?
Tetra: Shh!
((Ganondorf is now putting the ring on a necklace))
Ganondorf: There, little guy! Now you have a home!
Link: ...I see nothing.
Tetra: Keep watching!
((another pause, then...))
Ganondorf: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird!
Link: It's a plane!
Tetra: They're Ringwraiths, stupid.
((a bunch of Ringwraiths on dragon-like creatures circle around like buzzards, then drop to the ground))
Link: I see dead people.
Ringwraith 1: (creepy voice) ...Ganondorf...
Ganondorf: Yeah?
Ringwraith 2: ...Give us the Ring...
Ganondorf: You mean this one?
Ringwraith 3: ...Yes...
Ganondorf: Why?
((long pause))
Ringwraith 2: ...Because...we want it...
Ganondorf: I know, but why?
((another pause))
Ringwraith: 4: ...Don't ask questions...
Ringwraith 2: ...Give us the Ring...
Ganonodorf: Never!
Ringwraith 4: ...Suit...yourself...
((the Ringwraiths tackle him and proceed to beat him up))
Tetra: I sure wish I had some popcorn right about now.
Link: I have some of Grandma's soup...
Tetra: No, it's ok.
Link: Darn.
Tetra: Hm?
Link: I mean, ok.
Tetra: Ok.
((awkward silence))
Link: ...Will you be my girlfriend?
Tetra: ......
-[meanwhile, at Link's house]-
Grandma: Now where could he be?
Aryll: Beats me.
Grandma: That rhymed.
Aryll: I found a dime.
Grandma: I like lime.
-[back to Link, Tetra, Ganondorf, and the Ringwraiths]-
((The Ringwraiths are still beating up Ganonodorf; Tetra has scooted far away from Link, who is drinking his soup in long swigs))
Ringwraith: ...Now that we defeated Ganondorf...let us take the ring...
((a Ringwraith takes the One Ring off the tip off Ganondorf's neck extremely slowly))
All: ............................................................................ ................
Ringwraith 2: ...I have the Ring...let us go...
((they go on their dragon-creatures and fly away; thunder))
Tetra: Well, that little problem took care of itself.
Link: What do you mean? The Ringwraiths will give the Ring to Sauron who will take over Middle Earth!
Tetra: But I--oops.
Link: Didn't think about that, huh?
Tetra: No. That's really ironic.
Link: Oh well. Only a few thousand lives should be lost in trying to take the Ring back.
Tetra: ...Say, if that place is called Middle-Earth, are we Lower-Earth or something?
Link: Um, no. We're Hyrule.
Tetra: ...Oh yeah. Well, at least I'm not the princess or anything, otherwise Hyrule would be in trouble.
Link: .....
Ganondorf: Ungh...(gets up) I still have enough power to *urk* control the world...So (takes out swords) Have at thee!
Tetra: We'll see about that...(takes out tape recorder)
Tape Recorder: "Alright, alright, I'm coming. ...Why am I talking to the phone? Why am I talking to myself? ...Oh well. No one will ever know."
Ganondorf: No...
Tetra: If you try to take over the world, I'll make copies of this and sell it on EBay.
Ganondorf: Alright, alright, you win! ...For now! Muhahahaha, Ahahahaha, (throws head back and laughs) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
((crickets))
Ganondorf: Adios, los losers! (disappears in a puff of smoke)
Link: Well, you're a loser too.
Tetra: Link, he's gone.
Link: ...Oh.
((awkward silence))
Link: ...Tetra, will you marry me?
-[at Link's house]-
Grandma: The roof is covered in slime.
Aryll: But will we still dine?
Grandma: Yes.
Aryll: Sublime!
Link: (comes in with a black eye) Hi Grandma.
Grandma: Hello, dear--
Aryll: I have chalk to smear.
Grandma: Well, don't smear it here.
Aryll: Please don't leer.
THE END
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Eddie: Not the best ending but so what. Yeah, this fic is only three chapters, but do I care?
Makar: Yes!
Eddie: No.
Makar: I was close.
Eddie: ...Anyway, that be all. Sayonara, and REVIEW!!