Me: Another Chapter. Yay!
Paddy: Happy days.
Vegeta: *comes on crying*
Me: What's wrong?
Vegeta: They kicked me out of the cheerleading club
Me: Why?
Vegeta: they said my butt wasn't cute enough
Me: 0_0
Goku: I think your butt is cute
Vegeta: Really? Awwwww I feel loved
Me: YOU DO FANCY EACH OTHER! HA THE TRUTH COMES OUT!
Goku: Nah, I just said his butt is cute. It doesn't mean I fancy him or nothing
Vegeta: Yeah, friends can say that to each other you know.
Me, Paddy: 0_0
Paddy: BURN!
Gohan: CALL 911. Wait…WHATS THE NUMBER!?!
Piccolo: I'M A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT!
Videl: MY HAIR! THEY MESSED IT UP!
Ginyu force: SAVE THE CHILDREN!
Cell: Mommy?
Sharpener: E=MC2
Freiza: WHERE'S MY LIPSTICK
SSJ5T: COTTON BALLZ RULEZ! What? I'd thought
I'd join in with the moment
Gohan: MWHAHAHAH THE WORLD IS MINE!
Guru: I CAN'T FIND MY HAIR GEL! Wait…I DON'T
HAVE ANY HAIR!
Piccolo: I will now play Fur Elise (SP?) in E minor
Bulma: How do you spell FBI?
Me: This is just stupid now. Shall I say the introduction?
Yeah, I think I shall. I do not own DBZ and I wish to thank everyone who reviewed. Sorry about their *ahem* Behaviour. On with the fic.
It was the beginning of PE. Gohan, Goku and Vegeta were sitting on the benches next to Videl Sharpener and Erasa waiting for their teacher. Goku was wearing a really short pair of skin-tight trousers that stopped just below the knee. He was also wearing a really tight top that stopped just above his belly button. In conclusion - He looked Gay. But Vegeta looked worst. He wore really baggy trousers, that kept falling down and a t-shirts, which looked like a dress. I know what your thinking. Why are they wearing this? Well, Gohan forgot to tell them they needed PE kits, so they had to borrow the schools spare one. They only had one size, which served to be too small for dear old Goku but Enormous for little Veggie.
Aaaaaaannnnnnnnyyyyyyyyway, enough about them. Let's go back to PE! Yay!
The teacher has arrived!
"Peepal" With a lisp. "Peepal, letssss get on with thwe art of Danse. Now, up, up!" He clapped his hands at the groaning students. Well, everyone was, except Goku.
"Yay! I like Dancing! Dancing is like…Fun! Ooooooooooooo I love dancing! Did I tell you I love dancing? Well I love Dancing. And do you know what else I love? Cheese. Cheese is good!" Goku screamed
"Oh shut up!" Vegeta demanded., shaking his head "Baka"
"Peepal" The teacher lisped "We'll have no fighting in my danse lessssson. Now on the danse floor, Now!" He pointed to the danse floor. Goku cheered, running in the middle but Vegeta stayed where he was, watching his, ahem, friend dance.
He was everywhere! Hitting people with his hands hitting people, knocking them out, and his feet stepping on peoples feet and kicking them where it hurts ^_~.
"Oh you stupid baka" Vegeta snapped, looking at the piles of unconscious students either side of Goku. "Let me show you how's it done. Music!" He pointed at the stereo, where the teacher, Mr Lisp, turned it to a different radio channel and turned it up. All of a sudden, classical music Filled the room and Vegeta appeared in a spotlight, wearing a tutu, ballet shoes, crown and wings, holding a golden sparkling wand!
If you think that funny, he started dancing! Graceful Plié, stylish Chaîné turns and elegant Posé Turns. Everyone watched in amazement as the rough tough Vegeta shows the delicateness of a fairy.
"Mwhahahahahahahahahaha! Die all!" An evil cackle took over the soothing music and Ki blasts came out of no where. Of course, they hit nothing except Mr Lisp.
"Ah, Cell! That was my teacher! You killed him! Now you'll have to become a substitute!"
"What's a substitute?" Cell blinked, flying down to Gohan. Gohan sighed
"A substitute is someone who fills the place of someone else. And since you killed Mr Lisp, you're filling in for him!" Gohan folded his arms over his chest
"Why should I?" Cell glared. Gohan held up a Ki blast, twice the power of Cell's max.
"Ok, ok" Cell shouted in defeat.
"Ah! Cell! Call Mr Satan!" Someone shouted, then fainted again.
"Ok, maybe you can't stay here!" Gohan muttered "I know! We'll disguise you!" Gohan declared.
~~~~ 10 minutes ~~~~
Cell was standing in the middle dressed as a giant carrot
"Is this the best you can do?" He asked
"Yeah" Gohan grinned sheepishly at Cell's frown.
"Huh? Gohan, what happened?" Someone, namely Videl, spoke, rubbing her head where Goku hit her "Why is there a cricket in a carrot? Is this heaven?"
"Um…no. He was…accidentally called in. As a…prank!" Goku shouted, stuttering. More students began to awake, asking Gohan the same questions and receiving the same answer. Then the bell rang for the next lesson.
"He he, lets go get changed and go to History" Gohan grinned to Vegeta and Goku.
"Ok. I'll stay here and-" Cell started
"Oh no, you're coming with me! I can't leave you alone!" Gohan declared, pulling the giant carrot along with him. And thus, began their journey to History.
Me: How was that? Was that good? Was it? Come on, you can tell me. Tell me! Please…
Paddy: Oh shut up
Me: Why?
Paddy: Because it's annoying!
Me: And your point is?
Paddy: um…I forgot.
Me: Ok…please review loyal readers. Oh and sorry it took a while to update.
SSJ5T: I'm writing all the damn chapters! It should be my story! It was my idea, my writing!
Me: Well, yeah but you have 6! I have…none!
SSJ5T: Ok, I forgive you. As long as people review
Me: Yeah, please Review!
Vegeta: I'm no longer a cheerleader…*sniff*
Me: Oh shut up
Vegeta: Nice to know you care….