A/N: Hey, my peeps! Wazzup? I'm sorry this chapter took so long to get updated, but even bad authors get writer's block. XP You're lucky I even got it put up, what with all the tennis meets, dance classes, school, French classes, violin lessons, and various other appointments (as in dentist, optometrist, orthodontist, etc.)

Review corner:

Kotonaru: I'll try that, but I'm not very good at it… I'll try though! And, no, that wasn't harsh. Harsh would be telling me it sucked. XD

Bronze Eagle: Don't get me started…::drools::

:D: Yes, Sasuke is!

Nyakou: I really don't know, I just gave them ages that fit my plot.

Haruka Hana: I'm a girl, not a guy. ::grins and winks:: Heehee, you dirty woman!

Ayako: Personally, I prefer if –no one- in the cast was straight. XD Yeah, Itachi should clean us! Oh, yeah! I put the 'horny bastard' part in there just for you! Aren't I nice?

Morien Alexander: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Disclaimer: I don't think Masashi Kishimoto has an alternate personality, do you?

-Dreams of Coming Back To You, Part 1-

"Ow. My poor head."

Naruto groaned as he sat up. Where am I? he thought. The last thing I remember was seeing a black-haired boy."Who was he?" he whispered. He took in his surroundings. He was in a relatively small but not cramped room, with a bureau and bed on one side of the room and table standing in the middle of the room. It had one window, through which moonlight streamed through. He walked over to the window and looked out at the slightly swaying trees in the gentle breeze. Where are you, Sasuke? Why haven't you come for me yet?

He froze as the door creaked open and shut. Whirling around, he yelled, "Who are you?"

The figure stepped out of the shadows. "S-sasuke?" he stammered. "W-what are you doing here?" The raven-haired boy smirked, and replied, "I came to find you, dobe."

Naruto gleefully dashed to him and wrapped his arms around Sasuke in a great bear hug. "Get off, dobe." Startled, Naruto took a step back. Sasuke had never said that to him before. "Naruto, I want to ask you something."

"Hai?"

"What is my weakness?"

The loud blonde raised an eyebrow, tongue sticking out in concentration. "Well, I dunno. Why you asking?"

Sasuke leaned in and forcefully grabbed Naruto's collar. "You do know, don't you? Why won't you tell me?!"

Immediately, Naruto knew this was not his Sasuke speaking. "Who are you? And what have you done with Sasuke?"

'Sasuke' growled and threw Naruto to the floor. The genjustu faded away, leaving behind a very pissed Itachi behind. "You bastard demon child!" he spat. "You must know my little brother's weakness; you are his lover, are you not?!"

Naruto's sapphire eyes widened in surprise. Little brother? Quickly composing himself, he grinned cheekily. "Yeah, we're lovers, but even if I knew what his weakness was, I wouldn't tell the likes of you!"

"I'll just have to force it out of you, then!" Before Naruto had a chance to protect himself, Itachi had stripped himself of all his clothing and was in the process of ripping Naruto's clothes off. He's not gonna…Oh shit! He is! Naruto thought frantically. I have to get out of here, NOW!

Itachi thrust into him, and Naruto struggled with all his might, determined to deter Itachi from continuing his unjust activity. That was, until Itachi hit his prostrate.

He froze instantly, trying not to cry out with pleasure. Itachi saw this and realized he had made progress. He began pumping again, but very slowly, brushing Naruto's pleasure spot ever so slightly.

Naruto tried to suppress a moan, but it came out anyway. Why am I enjoying this? He's my enemy! Sasuke's the only one who's supposed to be able to do this to me! Itachi began to thrust harder, hitting Naruto's prostrate repeatedly. Naruto writhed on the ground, trying unsuccessfully to suppress his moans, which grew in volume with each thrust.

Just when he thought he could take no more, his orgasm came. The pleasure was so intense, he saw white. Itachi withdrew himself, and slowly put his clothes back on. Turning to Naruto, he said, "I will leave you to think about what I have said and done. There are some spare clothes in the drawers over there." Eyeing Naruto's torn clothes, he added, "You'll be needing them."

After he was sure Itachi had left, Naruto hurriedly pulled on underwear and pants, not bothering with a shirt. Shooting furtive glances at the door, he tested the window. It was unlocked.

He breathed a sigh of relief. Someone heard my prayers! He climbed through the window and out into the gray-pink of pre-dawn light.

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"I'm hungry."

"Choji? Do me a favor and SHUT UP!!!"

Shikamaru sighed. Once again, Ino was pissed off at Choji, because she was PMSing and wanted to take it out on someone besides her lazy boyfriend. He sighed again. How troublesome.

"If you hadn't been complaining about how hungry you were, we wouldn't be chasing after some stupid cat! But no, you wouldn't-HOLY SHIT! What IS that?!"

Shikamaru looked up from his shoes and stared at the body lying in the pathway in disbelief. "No! That can't be…Naruto?"

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"Sasuke! Where is Sasuke? I must see him!"

"Please calm down, Uzumaki-san! You might hurt yourself!"

Naruto glared at the young nurse, who cowered in fear at the intensity of his scathing gaze. "You didn't answer my question. Where is he?"

He growled through clenched teeth.

"Calm down, Uzumaki."

He whipped around, intent on killing whoever it was who had said that to him. "What are you doing here, dog boy?"

"Oh, nothing much." Came Kiba's nonchalant reply. "Just wanted to have the pleasure of telling you that your wittle 'Sasu-chan' isn't here."

"Then where the FUCK is he?!"

Kiba held his hands up in a submissive gesture. "Hey, calm down, fox boy! Like I said, he's not here. He's still out looking for ya."

Crap! I just know Sasuke's gonna meet up with that guy! I just know it! "Screw this joint!"

Naruto dashed pass the nurse and Kiba towards the door. "Hey, kitsune boy!"

"What?" The short blonde boy paused in his headlong dash to listen to what the Inuzuka had to say. After all, he might givehim a clue as to where Sasu-chan is!

"Shouldn't you change out of them hospital clothes? Cause you'd look really stupid if you show up and beat Itachi's ass in hospital clothes, ya know?"

Sky blue eyes widened. "Whoops. I forgot."