Ok, this is just a funny little idea I had. If you don't like it, there's really nothing I can do because it's already posted. I don't know why I'm writing this so if anyone wants to take me to court, I'll plead temporary insanity! LOL. Anyways…it's just a little essay, R&R!

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"Hermione Granger, I will not tolerate a person at your level of intelligence acting like an idiot. You will write me an essay on what it means to be an ignoramus, one foot, no questions."

Hermione smiled guiltily at her friends Harry, Ron, and Neville. "Yes, Professor Snape, sir, I'll have it in to you next class." She was forming a wonderful idea…what fun!

What is an Ignoramus?

Ignoramus: an utterly ignorant person; dunce. This is how the dictionary defines the term. I have my own idea on what it really means, though. Here are my thoughts, dear Professor Snape. I think that in my years at Hogwarts, the only true ignoramus I have encountered is you. Sure, I mess around in class sometimes but I'm a kid. You are a full grown adult and I still see you as little more than a selfish baby. In this circumstance, you are the ignoramus, not I.

There are several reasons why I think you are an ignoramus. One of them is that you are not fair to anyone. You let your students do anything and everything they want and you punish the rest of us. I don't know who's better off. Another reason is that you never let grudges die. Only an idiot harbors old scores. Still another reason why I think you are an ignoramus is that you don't have enough sense to wash your hair! It is not fashionable to look like you just crawled out of the garbage.

Professor Snape, I hope you realize that I am the most capable potions maker in you entire curriculum. I was playing around in your class because my assignment, and the assignments of my partners in crime, were completed and turned in. I hope that in the future you will do better to accuse people who actually deserve it. I also hope that I have enlightened you to several reasons why you are the real ignoramus.

Cordially,

Hermione Granger

Ps- Please Professor, take my

advice and wash your hair.

The next time Hermione had potions, she marched right up to Professor Snape's desk. She handed him her essay and much to her pleasure, he had decided to be mean.

"Ms. Granger, since you took so much time writing this little essay for me and since I know how much you do enjoy showing off, I'll ask you to please read this for the class." "I was hoping you'd ask Professor." She read her essay to the laughing class. By the time she was finished, everyone was trying very hard not to let Snape see them laughing at him. He sent Hermione to see Professor McGonagall. She did this proudly.

"Ms. Granger, this is the funniest essay I have ever seen and I will award Gryffindor house 150 points for your sheer humor. If Professor Snape wishes to give you detention, you will have to serve it, but he will not be allowed to deduct these points from you." Professor McGonagall could hardly contain her laughter. Hermione Granger was now considered a hero in potions.

The End

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Ok there, I hope you liked reading it as much as I liked writing it. It'd be really cool if Hermione really did rebel wouldn't it? But, yeah, like I said if you didn't like it I'm sorry and I can't help it. Asta~ Teagan