Disclaimer- If I owned both Slayers and Inu-Yasha. I'd have to be three
people, wouldn't I? Oh well. I can just wish I owned it. *sigh*
Chapter 2 . And Out of the Well.
"DEMON BEGONE!!"
The giant snake demon was torn into little pieces as the silver-haired boy streaked past it. Touching down gracefully, the dog-eared half-demon smirked at what was left of the former demon.
"Feh. Idjit."
Behind him, a young girl in a high-school uniform gave a small boy with a bushy foxtail a high-five.
"He did it! Yay Inu-Yasha!" Kagome and Shippo's cheers caused Inu-Yasha's eye to start twitching.
"Shut up," he growled.
"Oh, come on Inu-Yasha, so there wasn't a piece of the Shikon Jewel in it's possession. The only way you would get rid of it was if I lied about it, so who cares?"
"WHO CARES?!?! I CARE YOU STUPID GIRL!"
"Si--"
"EEEEEEEYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
Shippo peeked his head out from his refuge behind Kagome.
"Wh-what was that..?"
Inu-Yasha listened carefully.
"Hmmmm. it sounded like it came from.the well? No, that can't be it.could it?"
Again screaming came from the forest.
"WHERE ON EARTH AM I?!?! I CAN'T BE LOST! I'M TOO INTELLIGENT AND IMPORTANT TO HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME! AAAAAAAAAAUGH! FIREBALL!"
As Inu-Yasha, Shippo and Kagome stared, a large column of fire erupted from the trees.
".yup," Kagome answered slowly. ".the well."
In the recently enlarged clearing, Lina stood fuming.
"How the heck did I end up here," she cried in frustration. Whacking her head on a tree she began yelling, "HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW?!"
"Well, you seem frustrated, Lina-Chan," a cheerful, sing-song voice chimed from above.
"XELLOSS! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU FRUITCAKE!"
The priest raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, is it now?"
Lina started to snarl.
"Of course it is you. you. you NAMAGOMI!!"
"N-namagomi?"
With a yell (and a Raywing) Lina tackled Xelloss and put him in a headlock.
"Tell me where I am RIGHT NOW, and what you've done with the others. OR ELSE!"
"HI LINA!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Lina let go of Xelloss and turned around to see.
"GOURRY?! RRRRRRRRRGH! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!"
"Um. sorry Lina," the swordsman said nervously. "Um. by the way, what's Xelloss doing here?"
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, JELLYFISH BRAINS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE _HERE_ IS!!"
"That's a good point, Lina." Zel and Amelia had found their way to the others at last.
"Mr Xelloss, I'm positive you are behind this most unJust action! Tell me what's going on or I'll.I'll say LIW! (Life is Wonderful)"
Xelloss went pale.
"Sh-shimatta."
"Oh, Mr Xelloss. give me a hug because life is wonderful!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
".Um.excuse me."
A girl in strange clothes and a.human thing. stood at the edge of the clearing.
"Might I ask how you. got here," the girl asked nervously.
"Um. we came through that well," Zel answered. "I think."
"Oh great," her companion snorted. "More humans to baby-sit."
"C'mon, Inu-Yasha, lighten up." The girl turned to Lina and the others. "My name's Kagome, his is Inu-Yasha. There's also. wait, where is he?" She looked around, then dragged what looked like a little kid with a tail out from behind a bush. "This is Shippo."
Amelia's eyes got big and sparkly.
"He's so CUUUUTE!"
"Okay then." Kagome sweatdropped as Amelia let go of Xelloss and gave Shippo a big hug.
"Suh-saved," Xelloss gasped crawling away from the spot of torture.
"Ow!" Lina slapped a hand to her face, and a squashed flea began slowly floating down.
"Oh yeah," Kagome said cheerfully. "That's Myouga the flea."
"Nice to meet you," Myouga gasped.
"Hi!" Gourry exclaimed happily. "I'm Gourry, this is Lina, this is Amelia, he's Zelgadis, a chimera, and he's Xelloss the mazoku," he finished, pointing at the still sickened mazoku.
"Nice to meet you too," Kagome responded.
"Oh, boy," Inu-Yasha sighed. "I know I'm gonna hate this."
Zel turned to Kagome.
"Excuse me, Kagome but, do you know where I could find some coffee? I really need some to calm my nerves after all this."
"Hmm." Kagome pondered his question. "Sorry, but I don't think coffee exists yet."
"WHAT?!?"
"Yeah, this is still Feudal Japan, so it's too early in history for coffee to be in existence here." Kagome then swiftly backed away as Zel fell to his knees in anguish.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Authors note-
Hope you liked that chapter. I'll keep writing as fast as I can to put up the next chapter. Who knows, maybe Filia will get dragged into this mess as well? (I can't make any promises yet.) I'm still open for interesting ideas!
Chapter 2 . And Out of the Well.
"DEMON BEGONE!!"
The giant snake demon was torn into little pieces as the silver-haired boy streaked past it. Touching down gracefully, the dog-eared half-demon smirked at what was left of the former demon.
"Feh. Idjit."
Behind him, a young girl in a high-school uniform gave a small boy with a bushy foxtail a high-five.
"He did it! Yay Inu-Yasha!" Kagome and Shippo's cheers caused Inu-Yasha's eye to start twitching.
"Shut up," he growled.
"Oh, come on Inu-Yasha, so there wasn't a piece of the Shikon Jewel in it's possession. The only way you would get rid of it was if I lied about it, so who cares?"
"WHO CARES?!?! I CARE YOU STUPID GIRL!"
"Si--"
"EEEEEEEYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
Shippo peeked his head out from his refuge behind Kagome.
"Wh-what was that..?"
Inu-Yasha listened carefully.
"Hmmmm. it sounded like it came from.the well? No, that can't be it.could it?"
Again screaming came from the forest.
"WHERE ON EARTH AM I?!?! I CAN'T BE LOST! I'M TOO INTELLIGENT AND IMPORTANT TO HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME! AAAAAAAAAAUGH! FIREBALL!"
As Inu-Yasha, Shippo and Kagome stared, a large column of fire erupted from the trees.
".yup," Kagome answered slowly. ".the well."
In the recently enlarged clearing, Lina stood fuming.
"How the heck did I end up here," she cried in frustration. Whacking her head on a tree she began yelling, "HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW, HOW?!"
"Well, you seem frustrated, Lina-Chan," a cheerful, sing-song voice chimed from above.
"XELLOSS! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU FRUITCAKE!"
The priest raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, is it now?"
Lina started to snarl.
"Of course it is you. you. you NAMAGOMI!!"
"N-namagomi?"
With a yell (and a Raywing) Lina tackled Xelloss and put him in a headlock.
"Tell me where I am RIGHT NOW, and what you've done with the others. OR ELSE!"
"HI LINA!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Lina let go of Xelloss and turned around to see.
"GOURRY?! RRRRRRRRRGH! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!"
"Um. sorry Lina," the swordsman said nervously. "Um. by the way, what's Xelloss doing here?"
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, JELLYFISH BRAINS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE _HERE_ IS!!"
"That's a good point, Lina." Zel and Amelia had found their way to the others at last.
"Mr Xelloss, I'm positive you are behind this most unJust action! Tell me what's going on or I'll.I'll say LIW! (Life is Wonderful)"
Xelloss went pale.
"Sh-shimatta."
"Oh, Mr Xelloss. give me a hug because life is wonderful!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
".Um.excuse me."
A girl in strange clothes and a.human thing. stood at the edge of the clearing.
"Might I ask how you. got here," the girl asked nervously.
"Um. we came through that well," Zel answered. "I think."
"Oh great," her companion snorted. "More humans to baby-sit."
"C'mon, Inu-Yasha, lighten up." The girl turned to Lina and the others. "My name's Kagome, his is Inu-Yasha. There's also. wait, where is he?" She looked around, then dragged what looked like a little kid with a tail out from behind a bush. "This is Shippo."
Amelia's eyes got big and sparkly.
"He's so CUUUUTE!"
"Okay then." Kagome sweatdropped as Amelia let go of Xelloss and gave Shippo a big hug.
"Suh-saved," Xelloss gasped crawling away from the spot of torture.
"Ow!" Lina slapped a hand to her face, and a squashed flea began slowly floating down.
"Oh yeah," Kagome said cheerfully. "That's Myouga the flea."
"Nice to meet you," Myouga gasped.
"Hi!" Gourry exclaimed happily. "I'm Gourry, this is Lina, this is Amelia, he's Zelgadis, a chimera, and he's Xelloss the mazoku," he finished, pointing at the still sickened mazoku.
"Nice to meet you too," Kagome responded.
"Oh, boy," Inu-Yasha sighed. "I know I'm gonna hate this."
Zel turned to Kagome.
"Excuse me, Kagome but, do you know where I could find some coffee? I really need some to calm my nerves after all this."
"Hmm." Kagome pondered his question. "Sorry, but I don't think coffee exists yet."
"WHAT?!?"
"Yeah, this is still Feudal Japan, so it's too early in history for coffee to be in existence here." Kagome then swiftly backed away as Zel fell to his knees in anguish.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Authors note-
Hope you liked that chapter. I'll keep writing as fast as I can to put up the next chapter. Who knows, maybe Filia will get dragged into this mess as well? (I can't make any promises yet.) I'm still open for interesting ideas!