Luke Skywalker looked at his Jedi Trainer, Obi Wan Kenobi. Luke
listened to Obi Wan all the time for advice, but never had he heard such
rubish when Obi Wan told him this. "Use the pork, Luke." Luke looked very
puzzled. "But, master, I thought we were supposed to use the force." "Don't
question me, damn it! Now, just look inside your pocket." Obi Wan said
getting angry at his apprentice's little belief in the pork.
Luke looked into his pocket and pulled out the thing he saw. It was a piece of rotten pork and it smelled bad. "This pork is rotten you old fool. Can't I at least get a good piece of pork?" Luke said, holding the piece of pork as far away from his nose as possible. "Fine, you little brat, here is a good one." Obi Wan gave the good one to Luke and recieved the rotten piece. Finding out about the horrible the pork had, Obi Wan threw it out the door and hit one of the kids in training about using their minds. Being so rotten the pork actually burned the kid's face and sadly, it killed him.
Obi Wan payed no attention to the kid that had just died. He asked Luke a question though, because he was so curious. "Why didn't the pork burn us?" Luke anwsered his question. "It didn't burn us because we are wearing gloves, duh." Obi Wan got angry and threw his gloves to the side of the room. He started walking up to Luke making fists out of his hands.
As Obi Wan was doing this Luke found out that the pork he had now was more rotten then the other piece he had. Luke threw the piece of pork at him and it hit Obi Wan's middle fingers and burned them off. The pork disappeared from burning so badly. Obi Wan hurt badly but did not know his middle fingers were gone. He tried to stick them at Luke but Luke just laughed. Soon enough, Obi Wan realized his middle fingers had been burnt off.
"You little poor brat, why did you have to do that?" Obi Wan said sadly. "Well, lets review, shall we. You were going to hit me you stupid old man." Luke replied. Obi Wan tried to stick his middle fingers at Luke again. "Damn, you so old you got all-timers! Your middle fingers are gone!" Obi Wan realized that and instead of sticking his middle fingers at Luke he stuck his pinky fingers at him. "These now mean what the middle fingers mean for me." Obi Wan said.
"And just to tell you, Luke, you are a dumbass, that was the only rotten pork in the galaxy. So good job, you used it all." Luke looked at Obi Wan with an evil smile on his face. "Oh really, then why do I have some in my lunch box." Luke walked over to his lunch box and pulled out some rotten pork. "I was going to eat this, but, now that I see what it can do if it touches us I'm not going to." Luke then threw it at Obi Wan, hit his pinky fingers, and burned them off. "Damn you." Obi Wan said, and he walked out the building.
Luke looked into his pocket and pulled out the thing he saw. It was a piece of rotten pork and it smelled bad. "This pork is rotten you old fool. Can't I at least get a good piece of pork?" Luke said, holding the piece of pork as far away from his nose as possible. "Fine, you little brat, here is a good one." Obi Wan gave the good one to Luke and recieved the rotten piece. Finding out about the horrible the pork had, Obi Wan threw it out the door and hit one of the kids in training about using their minds. Being so rotten the pork actually burned the kid's face and sadly, it killed him.
Obi Wan payed no attention to the kid that had just died. He asked Luke a question though, because he was so curious. "Why didn't the pork burn us?" Luke anwsered his question. "It didn't burn us because we are wearing gloves, duh." Obi Wan got angry and threw his gloves to the side of the room. He started walking up to Luke making fists out of his hands.
As Obi Wan was doing this Luke found out that the pork he had now was more rotten then the other piece he had. Luke threw the piece of pork at him and it hit Obi Wan's middle fingers and burned them off. The pork disappeared from burning so badly. Obi Wan hurt badly but did not know his middle fingers were gone. He tried to stick them at Luke but Luke just laughed. Soon enough, Obi Wan realized his middle fingers had been burnt off.
"You little poor brat, why did you have to do that?" Obi Wan said sadly. "Well, lets review, shall we. You were going to hit me you stupid old man." Luke replied. Obi Wan tried to stick his middle fingers at Luke again. "Damn, you so old you got all-timers! Your middle fingers are gone!" Obi Wan realized that and instead of sticking his middle fingers at Luke he stuck his pinky fingers at him. "These now mean what the middle fingers mean for me." Obi Wan said.
"And just to tell you, Luke, you are a dumbass, that was the only rotten pork in the galaxy. So good job, you used it all." Luke looked at Obi Wan with an evil smile on his face. "Oh really, then why do I have some in my lunch box." Luke walked over to his lunch box and pulled out some rotten pork. "I was going to eat this, but, now that I see what it can do if it touches us I'm not going to." Luke then threw it at Obi Wan, hit his pinky fingers, and burned them off. "Damn you." Obi Wan said, and he walked out the building.