Chapter 8

Homeward Bound

"Kagome, do we HAVE to go back already?" Amelia's whining was beginning to get on peoples' nerves.

"YES AMELIA, WE DO," growled a pestered Lina irritably. "Now will you PLEASE shut up?!"

Amelia sniffed sadly.

Over in a corner, Zel was depressed again.

"Feudal Japan= no more coffee. no more Starbucks. not fair."

Kagome smiled triumphantly.

"Heh, you're wrong about one thing Zelgadis. look what I -oof!- got!" She lifted up a bag amidst (in Zel's eyes) cherubs, flowers, and ringing bells- a huge 50-pound bag of Starbucks Premium Blend coffee.

"COFFEE!" Zel cried jumping up and hugging the big bag. Suddenly he snapped out of it and blushed. "Uh. I mean. thanks Kagome."

"Uh huh! You're welcome Zelgadis," Kagome chirped happily.

Lina turned to look at the well.

"All right then. here's where we turn it all around and get back to our world! LET"S GO FOR IT!"

Still wearing their modern clothes due to sudden attachment to them, the Slayers and their newfound comrades leapt into the void of time.

Over in a corner of the house, Kagome's grandfather sat in his little I- have-issues-yes-I-do state.

"Hee hee hee. I'm sooooooooo good at this stuff."

Ya think he'd learn.

Author's Note- HELLO! I'm insane, yes I am. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'm gonna have a lot of fun with that scroll Gramps put in that well. what was it? I STILL CAN'T TELL YOU MORTALS BECAUSE I AM THE GREAT L-SAMA- hm? What was that doctor? Oh. it's time to take my medicine now.:P

-Reina-Chan