Truth of the Matter
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, I never will, and I don't want to. So, please don't sue I'm 13yr so It's like squeezing blood from a stone, you won't get a thing. Also I'm broke ^__^;;. Not making money, don't want money; this is just to get my ideas out. This story has light Shounen Ai or m/m relationship so if you object to that please don't read this. Thank you!
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YuYuHakushoismyLIFE: Hi, everyone. This is a very stupid fan fiction. Even he thinks so :: points to Kurama:: and he puts up with this stuff all day.
Kurama: Yeah, sorry to say it but this story really does define 'stupid fan fiction'. By the way, you're not a crazed fan girl are you?
YuYuHakushoismyLIFE: No :: Kurama sighs in relief:: but they are.:: points to mob of fan girls::
Kurama: AHHHHH!::runs from girls::
YuYuHakushoismyLIFE: Well, we're going to get on with the story and I'll save him later.
Kurama: WHAT!?:: screams Kurama still running::
YuYuHakushoismyLIFE: Oh, come on the exercise is good for you. Hn, weakling.
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There was a party at Yusuke's. The team had yet again beaten the odds, killed the demon, and recovered the mysterious object. The object was a two- sided mirror with words of an ancient language inscribed around the edge. Kurama assured them it read "Look In, One To Each Side, And See The Secret That You Hide, Truth." Everyone had come to try and figure out the riddle of the 'Mysterious Mirror', even Koenma had taken time off to come.
So, there they all sat, in the middle of Yusuke's apartment on couches around the 'Mirror of Truth' as they dubbed it.
"So, what do we do next?" questioned Yusuke.
"I would think we would do what the mirror instructs." Answered Kurama.
"And what does this mirror instruct?" said Koenma (in teenage form) sarcastically.
"Oh yes, yes, what did it instruct, Kurama?" piped up Botan cheerfully from next to Koenma on there couch.
"Look In, One To Each Side, And See The Secret That you hide, Truth." Recited Kurama.
"Well," said Yusuke annoyed," we can't do anything until Kuwabara gets his eyes off Yukina and on the problem!" and Yusuke hit Kuwabara over the head.
"Oi, Urameshi, what the hell did you do that for!" whined Kuwabara.
"Oh, Kazuma, are you hurt?" asked Yukina with both worry and surprise in her voice.
"Hn" grunted Hiei as he rolled his eyes.
"I'm fine now that I see you, baby." As both he and Yukina blushed.
"So, now that we've got his attention how are we going to do this?" inquired Yusuke.
"Logically we should divide in to pairs and look in to opposite sides of the mirror." Reasoned Kurama.
"Fine, I'm with Yukina!" yelled Kuwabara.
"Kuwabara, there's on need to yell where all right here." Scorned Keiko.
"Sorry." Mumbled Kuwabara in embarrassment.
"Good, I'm with Keiko!" cheered Yusuke.
"Oh, Koenma, will you!" pleaded Botan.
"Oh fine." Answered Koenma exasperatedly.
"That leaves you and me, Hiei." Whisper Kurama in to Hiei's ear.
"Hn, fine, Fox." Retorted Hiei.
"This will be fun!" cried Yukina.
They moved all the furniture out of the way so that they were sitting on the floor around the 6-foot tall mirror.
"So, who's going to start?" asked Kurama.
"We will!" said Yusuke grinning as he dragged Keiko to her feet.
"YUSUKE." Whined Keiko.
"Is little Keiko afraid of the scary mirror." Yusuke teased.
"Yusuke, you jerk!" screamed Keiko as she slapped him across the face.
"Oh, come on you two." Said Kurama trying to sound bored but in was obvious that it was taking all his self-control to keep himself from laughing out loud. The rest however were doing a far worse job of covering up their laughter. Kuwabara was rolling on the ground in mirth, Yukina and Botan were giggling, Koenma was trying to muffle his laughter behind his hand, and even Hiei was very hard pressed to hide his smirk.
Yusuke grinned.
"Let's get on with this, I haven't got all day you know." Said Koenma having recovered himself.
"We're going, we're going, ya impatient pacifier breath." Said Yusuke as he and Keiko positioned themselves on ether side of the mirror, Koenma scowled. They looked in to the mirror and suddenly Yusuke and Keiko in unison yelled:
We Have Looked, One On Each Side, Now Show Us The Secret That We Hide."
The two's reflections flickered a moment be for they collapsed.
"Yusuke, Keiko!" screamed Botan as she Kurama and Yukina rushed to their fallen bodies.
"Let's get them up on to the couch." Ordered Yukina.
"Right." Said Botan and Kurama lifting Yusuke and Keiko and placing them on the nearest couch.
"Well, they're not injured." said Kurama as he and Yukina checked the their bodies.
"Then what happened?" asked Koenma.
Kurama shrugged "I don't know but there not hurt I suppose all we can do now is wait until they wake up."
After 15 anxious minutes Yusuke stirred.
"What happened?" asked Yusuke groggy as Keiko stirred next to him.
"I could ask you the same question, my friend." Chuckled Kurama.
"Huh?" said Yusuke confused.
"Urameshi," said Kuwabara" you and Keiko where standing in front of the mirror and then you both said something funny and collapsed." Just then Keiko, who had woken up, fully realize the position she was in next to Yusuke.
"Yusuke, you pervert!" she screamed. Then she jumped up and began to pummel the hell out of him.
"Keiko, Keiko, calm down, listen to me." Yelled Kurama over Keiko's screams of "PERVERT!" and "HOW DARE YOU, YUSUKE URAMESHI!" "Keiko, STOP!" yelled Kurama as he and Kuwabara tried to restrain her "Keiko we put you there, not Yusuke!" Kurama realized his mistake as the words spilled from his mouth. Keiko stopped slapping Yusuke and slowly turned to face Kurama.
"So, YOU did this!"
"No, no, wait, KEIKO, AHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Kurama as he backed in to, and fell backwards over a couch.
Everything went quiet as Hiei's dark and unmistakably anger ki filled the room. He flitted out in-between Kurama and Keiko.
"Enough, it's not Kurama's fault," Said Hiei to Keiko in a voice that said "Touch him and die" "if you want to know what's going on Yukina and Botan will explain." and in a blur of black he was back on the window seal with one leg pulled to his chest and the other dangling aimlessly.
"Well, now that that's fixed" said Koenma" and sense Yusuke and Keiko seem fine I think we should continue until we figure out the mirror."
"Of course." Replied Kurama getting to his feet.
"I, the Great Kazuma Kuwabara, am not afraid of no mir-Ow!"Cryed Kuwabara as Yusuke through a pillow at him.
They all resettled around the mirror.
"We'll go next." said Botan cheerfully taking her place in front of the mirror.
"Coming." Sighed Koenma exasperatedly.
The pair of them did the same as Yusuke and Keiko before collapsing. The rest decided to take a half an hour brake. Kurama and Hiei took there turn next even though Hiei complained to as he called it "Leaving his immobile body in the care of such idiot humans and incompetent Rekai fools.". Then it was Kuwabara and Yukina's turn. Everything was going fine until they collapsed. Yukina fell backwards like everyone else, but Kuwabara fell forward knocking over the mirror, which on impact with the floor shattered. There was then a flash of light and they all fainted.
A/N: Well, that's chapter one. Reviews, please? Tell me if the liked it or haw bad it sucked. Even flames are welcome, but I warn you flames normally bounce off me and hit the originator (^_^ sorry that's just how it is.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, I never will, and I don't want to. So, please don't sue I'm 13yr so It's like squeezing blood from a stone, you won't get a thing. Also I'm broke ^__^;;. Not making money, don't want money; this is just to get my ideas out. This story has light Shounen Ai or m/m relationship so if you object to that please don't read this. Thank you!
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YuYuHakushoismyLIFE: Hi, everyone. This is a very stupid fan fiction. Even he thinks so :: points to Kurama:: and he puts up with this stuff all day.
Kurama: Yeah, sorry to say it but this story really does define 'stupid fan fiction'. By the way, you're not a crazed fan girl are you?
YuYuHakushoismyLIFE: No :: Kurama sighs in relief:: but they are.:: points to mob of fan girls::
Kurama: AHHHHH!::runs from girls::
YuYuHakushoismyLIFE: Well, we're going to get on with the story and I'll save him later.
Kurama: WHAT!?:: screams Kurama still running::
YuYuHakushoismyLIFE: Oh, come on the exercise is good for you. Hn, weakling.
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There was a party at Yusuke's. The team had yet again beaten the odds, killed the demon, and recovered the mysterious object. The object was a two- sided mirror with words of an ancient language inscribed around the edge. Kurama assured them it read "Look In, One To Each Side, And See The Secret That You Hide, Truth." Everyone had come to try and figure out the riddle of the 'Mysterious Mirror', even Koenma had taken time off to come.
So, there they all sat, in the middle of Yusuke's apartment on couches around the 'Mirror of Truth' as they dubbed it.
"So, what do we do next?" questioned Yusuke.
"I would think we would do what the mirror instructs." Answered Kurama.
"And what does this mirror instruct?" said Koenma (in teenage form) sarcastically.
"Oh yes, yes, what did it instruct, Kurama?" piped up Botan cheerfully from next to Koenma on there couch.
"Look In, One To Each Side, And See The Secret That you hide, Truth." Recited Kurama.
"Well," said Yusuke annoyed," we can't do anything until Kuwabara gets his eyes off Yukina and on the problem!" and Yusuke hit Kuwabara over the head.
"Oi, Urameshi, what the hell did you do that for!" whined Kuwabara.
"Oh, Kazuma, are you hurt?" asked Yukina with both worry and surprise in her voice.
"Hn" grunted Hiei as he rolled his eyes.
"I'm fine now that I see you, baby." As both he and Yukina blushed.
"So, now that we've got his attention how are we going to do this?" inquired Yusuke.
"Logically we should divide in to pairs and look in to opposite sides of the mirror." Reasoned Kurama.
"Fine, I'm with Yukina!" yelled Kuwabara.
"Kuwabara, there's on need to yell where all right here." Scorned Keiko.
"Sorry." Mumbled Kuwabara in embarrassment.
"Good, I'm with Keiko!" cheered Yusuke.
"Oh, Koenma, will you!" pleaded Botan.
"Oh fine." Answered Koenma exasperatedly.
"That leaves you and me, Hiei." Whisper Kurama in to Hiei's ear.
"Hn, fine, Fox." Retorted Hiei.
"This will be fun!" cried Yukina.
They moved all the furniture out of the way so that they were sitting on the floor around the 6-foot tall mirror.
"So, who's going to start?" asked Kurama.
"We will!" said Yusuke grinning as he dragged Keiko to her feet.
"YUSUKE." Whined Keiko.
"Is little Keiko afraid of the scary mirror." Yusuke teased.
"Yusuke, you jerk!" screamed Keiko as she slapped him across the face.
"Oh, come on you two." Said Kurama trying to sound bored but in was obvious that it was taking all his self-control to keep himself from laughing out loud. The rest however were doing a far worse job of covering up their laughter. Kuwabara was rolling on the ground in mirth, Yukina and Botan were giggling, Koenma was trying to muffle his laughter behind his hand, and even Hiei was very hard pressed to hide his smirk.
Yusuke grinned.
"Let's get on with this, I haven't got all day you know." Said Koenma having recovered himself.
"We're going, we're going, ya impatient pacifier breath." Said Yusuke as he and Keiko positioned themselves on ether side of the mirror, Koenma scowled. They looked in to the mirror and suddenly Yusuke and Keiko in unison yelled:
We Have Looked, One On Each Side, Now Show Us The Secret That We Hide."
The two's reflections flickered a moment be for they collapsed.
"Yusuke, Keiko!" screamed Botan as she Kurama and Yukina rushed to their fallen bodies.
"Let's get them up on to the couch." Ordered Yukina.
"Right." Said Botan and Kurama lifting Yusuke and Keiko and placing them on the nearest couch.
"Well, they're not injured." said Kurama as he and Yukina checked the their bodies.
"Then what happened?" asked Koenma.
Kurama shrugged "I don't know but there not hurt I suppose all we can do now is wait until they wake up."
After 15 anxious minutes Yusuke stirred.
"What happened?" asked Yusuke groggy as Keiko stirred next to him.
"I could ask you the same question, my friend." Chuckled Kurama.
"Huh?" said Yusuke confused.
"Urameshi," said Kuwabara" you and Keiko where standing in front of the mirror and then you both said something funny and collapsed." Just then Keiko, who had woken up, fully realize the position she was in next to Yusuke.
"Yusuke, you pervert!" she screamed. Then she jumped up and began to pummel the hell out of him.
"Keiko, Keiko, calm down, listen to me." Yelled Kurama over Keiko's screams of "PERVERT!" and "HOW DARE YOU, YUSUKE URAMESHI!" "Keiko, STOP!" yelled Kurama as he and Kuwabara tried to restrain her "Keiko we put you there, not Yusuke!" Kurama realized his mistake as the words spilled from his mouth. Keiko stopped slapping Yusuke and slowly turned to face Kurama.
"So, YOU did this!"
"No, no, wait, KEIKO, AHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Kurama as he backed in to, and fell backwards over a couch.
Everything went quiet as Hiei's dark and unmistakably anger ki filled the room. He flitted out in-between Kurama and Keiko.
"Enough, it's not Kurama's fault," Said Hiei to Keiko in a voice that said "Touch him and die" "if you want to know what's going on Yukina and Botan will explain." and in a blur of black he was back on the window seal with one leg pulled to his chest and the other dangling aimlessly.
"Well, now that that's fixed" said Koenma" and sense Yusuke and Keiko seem fine I think we should continue until we figure out the mirror."
"Of course." Replied Kurama getting to his feet.
"I, the Great Kazuma Kuwabara, am not afraid of no mir-Ow!"Cryed Kuwabara as Yusuke through a pillow at him.
They all resettled around the mirror.
"We'll go next." said Botan cheerfully taking her place in front of the mirror.
"Coming." Sighed Koenma exasperatedly.
The pair of them did the same as Yusuke and Keiko before collapsing. The rest decided to take a half an hour brake. Kurama and Hiei took there turn next even though Hiei complained to as he called it "Leaving his immobile body in the care of such idiot humans and incompetent Rekai fools.". Then it was Kuwabara and Yukina's turn. Everything was going fine until they collapsed. Yukina fell backwards like everyone else, but Kuwabara fell forward knocking over the mirror, which on impact with the floor shattered. There was then a flash of light and they all fainted.
A/N: Well, that's chapter one. Reviews, please? Tell me if the liked it or haw bad it sucked. Even flames are welcome, but I warn you flames normally bounce off me and hit the originator (^_^ sorry that's just how it is.)