Chapter 12
Why Does This Always Happen To Us?
----Nowhere USA----
"Ahahahah! I can make you different!"
The weird kid with greasy black hair, sunglasses, and a very annoying accent stood over a shaking purple dog. He held a vial above the dog's head, and the dog whined and shook even more.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Amelia ran forwards to stop the inJustice, tripped, slammed into the kid, and was covered in the green liquid. There was a poof, and a small pink cat with Amelia's hair and one of her bracelets for a collar stood in her place.
"I don't think so." the kid said scratching his head. "Supposed to be buffalo, not cat! I go fix it!" He walked away muttering.
"Uh. Amelia?" Lina stared at the angry little cat in a mix of confusion and humor.
"Meeeoooooww!" The feline jumped up onto Inu-Yasha's head, a white cloth appeared from nowhere as a cape, and began to give a meow against inJustice.
"Meow meow meow!"
Inu-Yasha grabbed Amelia off his head, and thrust her towards Lina.
"You take care of this! She has an even bigger mouth as a cat! And I thought that wasn't even possible!"
Lina, who was still laughing her butt off, took Amelia, chanted a quick spell, and restored her to her human state.
Amelia now sat on the ground, fuming as the little dog ran away in fright.
Suddenly, hillbilly music flooded the air as a tall thin man wearing glasses and scowl stepped around the house.
"Where are you, ya stupid dog?!" The dog trotted over to him, cowering and whining.
The man smirked.
"I've got something for you. Look at me."
The dog whined.
"Look at me." He then pulled out a huge mask.
"OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!"
The little dog turned tail and ran, screaming the whole way.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Then stopped in his tracks.
Because of a truck.An ice cream truck.
That said, 'Top Secret Military Base' in neon letters on the side that flashed different colors every few seconds.
And inside the truck, and intensive game of chess was in play.
The large muscular private wound up a small tank then put it on the board. It rolled towards the short general, stopped, then blasted off in his face. The general stopped for a moment, then pulled out an oversized mallet and slammed the table so hard, both it and the private went flying in to the wall.
"Private, we have a situation. Prepare to move out!"
"Yes sir!" The private's yell was muffled by the fact that his upper body was still wedged into the wall.
All of their conversations were in the army's yelling style, even the pointless ones.
"By the way, nice socks!"
"Thank you sir!"
"You're welcome! Now let's move!"
"But sir! Shouldn't we contact the homebase?!"
". Do you want me to take back that comment about your socks?!"
"No sir!"
"Then move out!"
"Yes sir!"
The two wannabes hup-twoed out of the van loudly enough for nobody to notice them. It was, after all, a top-secret mission.
They missed the dimension travelers.
But they didn't miss a certain kid.
"Ahahahahaha! I make you different!"
Holding up a new vial, he poured a drop on each head, and both became buffaloes.
"Ha! I told you so, ya fools! Ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!"
Author's Note- Hi again! I know doing Courage the Cowardly Dog seems a bit too odd, but I can't seem to remember anything about any other anime series at the moment. grrr.hope you like it.
Why Does This Always Happen To Us?
----Nowhere USA----
"Ahahahah! I can make you different!"
The weird kid with greasy black hair, sunglasses, and a very annoying accent stood over a shaking purple dog. He held a vial above the dog's head, and the dog whined and shook even more.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Amelia ran forwards to stop the inJustice, tripped, slammed into the kid, and was covered in the green liquid. There was a poof, and a small pink cat with Amelia's hair and one of her bracelets for a collar stood in her place.
"I don't think so." the kid said scratching his head. "Supposed to be buffalo, not cat! I go fix it!" He walked away muttering.
"Uh. Amelia?" Lina stared at the angry little cat in a mix of confusion and humor.
"Meeeoooooww!" The feline jumped up onto Inu-Yasha's head, a white cloth appeared from nowhere as a cape, and began to give a meow against inJustice.
"Meow meow meow!"
Inu-Yasha grabbed Amelia off his head, and thrust her towards Lina.
"You take care of this! She has an even bigger mouth as a cat! And I thought that wasn't even possible!"
Lina, who was still laughing her butt off, took Amelia, chanted a quick spell, and restored her to her human state.
Amelia now sat on the ground, fuming as the little dog ran away in fright.
Suddenly, hillbilly music flooded the air as a tall thin man wearing glasses and scowl stepped around the house.
"Where are you, ya stupid dog?!" The dog trotted over to him, cowering and whining.
The man smirked.
"I've got something for you. Look at me."
The dog whined.
"Look at me." He then pulled out a huge mask.
"OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!"
The little dog turned tail and ran, screaming the whole way.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Then stopped in his tracks.
Because of a truck.An ice cream truck.
That said, 'Top Secret Military Base' in neon letters on the side that flashed different colors every few seconds.
And inside the truck, and intensive game of chess was in play.
The large muscular private wound up a small tank then put it on the board. It rolled towards the short general, stopped, then blasted off in his face. The general stopped for a moment, then pulled out an oversized mallet and slammed the table so hard, both it and the private went flying in to the wall.
"Private, we have a situation. Prepare to move out!"
"Yes sir!" The private's yell was muffled by the fact that his upper body was still wedged into the wall.
All of their conversations were in the army's yelling style, even the pointless ones.
"By the way, nice socks!"
"Thank you sir!"
"You're welcome! Now let's move!"
"But sir! Shouldn't we contact the homebase?!"
". Do you want me to take back that comment about your socks?!"
"No sir!"
"Then move out!"
"Yes sir!"
The two wannabes hup-twoed out of the van loudly enough for nobody to notice them. It was, after all, a top-secret mission.
They missed the dimension travelers.
But they didn't miss a certain kid.
"Ahahahahaha! I make you different!"
Holding up a new vial, he poured a drop on each head, and both became buffaloes.
"Ha! I told you so, ya fools! Ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!"
Author's Note- Hi again! I know doing Courage the Cowardly Dog seems a bit too odd, but I can't seem to remember anything about any other anime series at the moment. grrr.hope you like it.