My Darling Deer
By Ms. Kinnikufan
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters.
Warning: contain yaoi. If you don't known/like what that is, I'd suggest you don't read the fic then.
"My darling dear." Said Checkmate.
"What?" asked Gazelleman.
"My darling deer. That is what thy is to me. My dear that is a complete darling.
"Checkmate," signed Gazelleman. Gazelleman loved Checkmate to death, but he really hated dear puns.
"I hate deer puns."
"But that is what thy is to me. A darling deer. My dear deer. A deer dear that is most dearest and nearest to my heart. A-"
"Enough!" Gazelleman covered his ears to block out the horrible, horrible, puns.
"I haveth trouble seeing why you are so offended by a pet name-an expression of my emotion for thee Positive emotions." Argued Checkmate.
Checkmate was so glad he could now feel the whole range of emotions that existed. Emotion were sometimes scary, could be frightening and exhausting.
But they also could be wonderful-emotion like joy, happiness..love..they confirmed that emotion were worth having.
Love, he currently felt for Gazelleman, despite the fact that he was simply being impossible.
"Look Checkmate, I'm sure you would be equally upset if I started using some sort of horrible chess pun as a pet name."
"Like what?"
"Like..um…errr.auhhh..ummm.." Gazelleman could not think of any.
"I doth not understand how you could think of any pet name as horrible Zelle.
It's a sign of my love for thee. I do love thee. I really, really do." Checkmate signed.
"I know that Checkmate. I'm really happy that you do. I can't imagine having a partner as wonderful as you, Checkmate. It's just that deer puns have so many negative associations for me. People used deer puns to these me in school.
Hell, some hecklers still use deer puns to mock me.
You know I love you. I want to grow old with you and eventually get so senile that we hurl oranges at passing by cars, just like my grandparents use to.
I just don't like deer puns." Gazelleman threw his hands in the air.
"Zelle..you're the most impossible antelope man I hath known and loved." Checkmate lightly kissed Gazelleman
"I know..How does the world ever handle me?" Gazelleman said with both affection and dryness.
" They always have this same argument every Muscle League Valentine's Day party. You'd think after 12 years of marriage and 3 children they would have gotten over the stupid pet name issue." Crione Man remarked.
"Ja, Mein Seeengel." Jade replied.
"Jade…" Crione Man sweatdropped. He hated the pet name "Sea Angel". It was so feminine.
"Vas?"
Translation: Mein Seeengel=My Sea Angel.