Disclaimer- this stuff isn't mine cept for the plot..
Ch. 2: Shock!
"Davis!" Kari shrieked. "What are you doing here?"
Davis was shocked. "Uh. who's Davis? Oh I know him! He's that really hot guy who I really love! Don't you just love him too? Anyway, I'm Darla. Pleased to meet you."
"Give it up Davis, I know it's you! Now come with me before you embarrass yourself in front of everybody. Mr. Yeno, the principal is looking for you."
"I'm Darla! I am a real cheerleader, it's just that---" Davis replied.
"Well, then, Darla! How would you and Veemon like to double date with me and Gatomon?" Kari asked.
"I'd sure love tha- Oh, man! Okay, I really am Davis." He sighed. "But please, Kari! Don't tell on me! I won't be able to have a birthday party if you tell!"
"All right, Davis. I won't tell. But only on two conditions. You have to tell Cindy that she is stupid (Kari knew that Cindy was easily angered), and you have to ask Izzy out. Look, Izzy's right in the front with all of the Digidestined. And do it after the game, Davis. Oh, wait, also, during the cheer, I want you to wiggle your bottom at everyone, and shout 'Mr. Yeno is HOT!!!' Got that Davis? And don't even think about deciding to be told on instead. Mr. Yeno told me that your name was on the list of soon-to-be-kicked-outta-school-unless-they-stay-out-of-trouble kids." Kari snickered. "Oh, look, the games starting in 10 minutes, which means that we have to get ready since we perform five minutes earlier!"
"Ohhhhhh man!" groaned Davis, as he walked onto the court and began to assemble with the other cheerleaders.
"Hello! I'm Sonia! I've never seen you around before! What's your name?" asked a rather nice-looking Canadian girl stationed next to Davis.
"Darla! Um. name's Darla, ok?" said Davis, worrying that Sonia would discover his true identity with one wrong move. Since there were 4 minutes till the cheer started, Davis decided to talk to her. He had never seen a Canadian before, since he never came out of Japan. "Um, I just started cheerleading recently. My, uh.mother thought it would be good exercise for me.
"Really? I cheer because practices are an hour after school, and no one's home around then, so my family agreed that it would be a good way to spend time." Sonia replied. "Oh, look, we have to start now!"
Davis groaned slightly as the cheer began. Before, he had tucked a mini megaphone into his pocket for when he made his announcement. At first he tried to cheer along with the other girls, and then, turned around, and wiggled his butt towards the audience for two minutes. He heard a roar of laughter. Then, he took out the mini megaphone, and shouted, "MR. YENO IS HOT!!!" Another roar of laughter and applause came. Kari smiled, and Davis realized that Kari not only made him embarrass himself, but was also receiving more applause than ever for the team. Boy, what a user, thought Davis as he blushed. After the 5-minute cheer, which consisted mostly of the audience's reactions to Davis' strange ways, the cheerleaders headed to their corner. Everyone congratulated Davis on the amount of applause he had taken in for the team. A couple of benched players came to thank Davis as well. Even Mr. Yeno, who was startled at Davis' exclamation, but then realized it was only a joke, thanked Davis for the cheerleader's publicity (apparently, Mr. Yeno had heard that the cheerleaders were the laughingstocks of many hurtful jokes). Every one thought the cheerleader named 'Darla' was hilarious. Soon after, however, their attention slowly began to turn to the game. Mean while, Davis was a little glad that everyone took his actions as a joke. He was really scared that he would've gotten into more trouble for this than for being in the girl's bathroom accidentally. Meanwhile, during the game, whenever the cheerleaders were due for a cheer, Davis would be the star. He would say things like: Did you know that the history teacher is historical, or In Modern Life classes, kids usually do the teaching, and would do things such as: announce that he would perform his most daring move, and then bend his finger, or jump around like a monkey and say, 'Bananas for free! Just reach your hand in my mouth!' All in all, Davis was definitely the most popular person at that game. In fact, nobody was interested in the game anymore, and nobody probably knew the score! They only stayed to watch Davis. Davis was on such a roll, that he was completely ready to tell Cindy she was stupid. He would just put it into a sentence that made it untrue, but he'd still get away with saying it. When the time came, he went to Cindy, and said, "Guess what? I think you're stupid, unless pigs fly. So you're not stupid, Cindy, because our science teacher does go on airplanes!"
Cindy burst out laughing, and said, "Darla, I think we're going to be good friends!"
Davis smiled, but realized that he now had to ask Izzy out. Aw, man! This is the worst thing I ever had to do! thought Davis, as he glumly walked towards Izzy before the Digidestined left. As soon as he walked over, everyone crowded around him, since "she" was so popular. Oh, great. Now the whole gym is watching me! What if something happens, like if they realize I am a boy? panicked Davis. However, he continued to walk up towards Izzy.
"Um, Izzy, like, hey! Oh.uh, I heard you were, like, called Izzy 'cause, like, one of my friends like, told me." Davis said nervously, trying so much to sound like a girl. "So, like, do you want to, like, go out with me, like, someday, 'cause I think you're really, like, cool! So, uh.what do you say, Iz?"
"Wow! I'd love to go out with you, um, it's Darla, right?" replied Izzy happily. "So when shall we go out?"
"Oh, never mind that! Like, someday I'll call you if I'm bored, dude, all right?" Davis replied.
"Yes, your Majesty!" replied Izzy, worshipping the ground Davis was walking on.
Davis was shocked. "Uh. who's Davis? Oh I know him! He's that really hot guy who I really love! Don't you just love him too? Anyway, I'm Darla. Pleased to meet you."
"Give it up Davis, I know it's you! Now come with me before you embarrass yourself in front of everybody. Mr. Yeno, the principal is looking for you."
"I'm Darla! I am a real cheerleader, it's just that---" Davis replied.
"Well, then, Darla! How would you and Veemon like to double date with me and Gatomon?" Kari asked.
"I'd sure love tha- Oh, man! Okay, I really am Davis." He sighed. "But please, Kari! Don't tell on me! I won't be able to have a birthday party if you tell!"
"All right, Davis. I won't tell. But only on two conditions. You have to tell Cindy that she is stupid (Kari knew that Cindy was easily angered), and you have to ask Izzy out. Look, Izzy's right in the front with all of the Digidestined. And do it after the game, Davis. Oh, wait, also, during the cheer, I want you to wiggle your bottom at everyone, and shout 'Mr. Yeno is HOT!!!' Got that Davis? And don't even think about deciding to be told on instead. Mr. Yeno told me that your name was on the list of soon-to-be-kicked-outta-school-unless-they-stay-out-of-trouble kids." Kari snickered. "Oh, look, the games starting in 10 minutes, which means that we have to get ready since we perform five minutes earlier!"
"Ohhhhhh man!" groaned Davis, as he walked onto the court and began to assemble with the other cheerleaders.
"Hello! I'm Sonia! I've never seen you around before! What's your name?" asked a rather nice-looking Canadian girl stationed next to Davis.
"Darla! Um. name's Darla, ok?" said Davis, worrying that Sonia would discover his true identity with one wrong move. Since there were 4 minutes till the cheer started, Davis decided to talk to her. He had never seen a Canadian before, since he never came out of Japan. "Um, I just started cheerleading recently. My, uh.mother thought it would be good exercise for me.
"Really? I cheer because practices are an hour after school, and no one's home around then, so my family agreed that it would be a good way to spend time." Sonia replied. "Oh, look, we have to start now!"
Davis groaned slightly as the cheer began. Before, he had tucked a mini megaphone into his pocket for when he made his announcement. At first he tried to cheer along with the other girls, and then, turned around, and wiggled his butt towards the audience for two minutes. He heard a roar of laughter. Then, he took out the mini megaphone, and shouted, "MR. YENO IS HOT!!!" Another roar of laughter and applause came. Kari smiled, and Davis realized that Kari not only made him embarrass himself, but was also receiving more applause than ever for the team. Boy, what a user, thought Davis as he blushed. After the 5-minute cheer, which consisted mostly of the audience's reactions to Davis' strange ways, the cheerleaders headed to their corner. Everyone congratulated Davis on the amount of applause he had taken in for the team. A couple of benched players came to thank Davis as well. Even Mr. Yeno, who was startled at Davis' exclamation, but then realized it was only a joke, thanked Davis for the cheerleader's publicity (apparently, Mr. Yeno had heard that the cheerleaders were the laughingstocks of many hurtful jokes). Every one thought the cheerleader named 'Darla' was hilarious. Soon after, however, their attention slowly began to turn to the game. Mean while, Davis was a little glad that everyone took his actions as a joke. He was really scared that he would've gotten into more trouble for this than for being in the girl's bathroom accidentally. Meanwhile, during the game, whenever the cheerleaders were due for a cheer, Davis would be the star. He would say things like: Did you know that the history teacher is historical, or In Modern Life classes, kids usually do the teaching, and would do things such as: announce that he would perform his most daring move, and then bend his finger, or jump around like a monkey and say, 'Bananas for free! Just reach your hand in my mouth!' All in all, Davis was definitely the most popular person at that game. In fact, nobody was interested in the game anymore, and nobody probably knew the score! They only stayed to watch Davis. Davis was on such a roll, that he was completely ready to tell Cindy she was stupid. He would just put it into a sentence that made it untrue, but he'd still get away with saying it. When the time came, he went to Cindy, and said, "Guess what? I think you're stupid, unless pigs fly. So you're not stupid, Cindy, because our science teacher does go on airplanes!"
Cindy burst out laughing, and said, "Darla, I think we're going to be good friends!"
Davis smiled, but realized that he now had to ask Izzy out. Aw, man! This is the worst thing I ever had to do! thought Davis, as he glumly walked towards Izzy before the Digidestined left. As soon as he walked over, everyone crowded around him, since "she" was so popular. Oh, great. Now the whole gym is watching me! What if something happens, like if they realize I am a boy? panicked Davis. However, he continued to walk up towards Izzy.
"Um, Izzy, like, hey! Oh.uh, I heard you were, like, called Izzy 'cause, like, one of my friends like, told me." Davis said nervously, trying so much to sound like a girl. "So, like, do you want to, like, go out with me, like, someday, 'cause I think you're really, like, cool! So, uh.what do you say, Iz?"
"Wow! I'd love to go out with you, um, it's Darla, right?" replied Izzy happily. "So when shall we go out?"
"Oh, never mind that! Like, someday I'll call you if I'm bored, dude, all right?" Davis replied.
"Yes, your Majesty!" replied Izzy, worshipping the ground Davis was walking on.