Quick note: I do not own any of these, NFL, football teams, Brett Favre, Dennis Green, Packers, Vikings, Lord of the Rings, etc. These are not my ideas. But the characters, Finny, Sam, Harrygalf, etc. I completely own their souls and they're mine for eternity. Now enjoy!
In the beginning, the great teams were made. The teams that were to play football. In these teams a ring was made for each. Given to each of the team owner's they had the will and power to dominate each team to victory. For these rings would forever be the rings of power. But all of them were deceived…
For another ring was made. The one ring that could rule the rest. The ring that would be given to the one who won the superbowl. The one ring to rule all the other ones. One ring to rule them all…
It just so happened that this ring fell into the hands of Brett Favre who won the superbowl. And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his taunting to all other football teams. For this one ring would govern all teams in football. But there were some who resisted…
A last alliance of Vikings and Vikings fans marched against the armies of the Packers, and on the great lambo field, they fought for the freedom of the football teams. Quarterbacks would throw their footballs hitting down Packers. Vikings would rush and plow the Packers over. They fight was immense. But suddenly just as the Vikings were about to defeat the Packers, a great shadow emerged. For the power of the ring could not be undone…
Brett Favre emerged and stood above all the Vikings and the Vikings fans. He was covered in his Packer uniform and held a football in his hand. He suddenly threw the football and sent a mass of Vikings and Vikings fans flying back. He threw another one and sent another mass back. Then he threw another one. When suddenly, Culpepper the king charged at Brett Favre. Brett Favre quickly tackled and left him lying lifeless in the endzone. Then Randy Moss ran up and laid by his Culpepper. When Brett Favre hovered over him. In was in that moment when Randy Moss took up Culpepper's ball and throw it at Brett. It hit his hand and knocked the ring right off. Suddenly Brett Favre fell. This sent a shockwave throughout all of lambo, and knocked all the troops down. For Brett Favre, enemy of the free teams of the NFL, was defeated.
Randy Moss had this one chance to destroy all evil forever. But the hearts of football players, are easily corrupted.
"I'll take the ring when I wanna take the ring," said Randy Moss. He then took the Ring back and while he was driving home, he got in a car accident with a Packer fan. The ring flew from the car and when down the sewer pipe. And things that were not to be forgotten, were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for 2 ½ years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. When suddenly, it ensnared a new bearer. The creature Nick found the ring lying in a gutter one day. Where he took it deep into his basement where all the cat crap lies. And for 5 months, it poisoned his mind.
Shadows came back into the land. Whispers of a nameless fear in Wisconsin. For the time had come for the ring. It abandoned Nick, and fell into the gutter right outside a gay's house named Finny Baggins. For soon, gays will shape the face of the future of football.
In the beginning, the great teams were made. The teams that were to play football. In these teams a ring was made for each. Given to each of the team owner's they had the will and power to dominate each team to victory. For these rings would forever be the rings of power. But all of them were deceived…
For another ring was made. The one ring that could rule the rest. The ring that would be given to the one who won the superbowl. The one ring to rule all the other ones. One ring to rule them all…
It just so happened that this ring fell into the hands of Brett Favre who won the superbowl. And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his taunting to all other football teams. For this one ring would govern all teams in football. But there were some who resisted…
A last alliance of Vikings and Vikings fans marched against the armies of the Packers, and on the great lambo field, they fought for the freedom of the football teams. Quarterbacks would throw their footballs hitting down Packers. Vikings would rush and plow the Packers over. They fight was immense. But suddenly just as the Vikings were about to defeat the Packers, a great shadow emerged. For the power of the ring could not be undone…
Brett Favre emerged and stood above all the Vikings and the Vikings fans. He was covered in his Packer uniform and held a football in his hand. He suddenly threw the football and sent a mass of Vikings and Vikings fans flying back. He threw another one and sent another mass back. Then he threw another one. When suddenly, Culpepper the king charged at Brett Favre. Brett Favre quickly tackled and left him lying lifeless in the endzone. Then Randy Moss ran up and laid by his Culpepper. When Brett Favre hovered over him. In was in that moment when Randy Moss took up Culpepper's ball and throw it at Brett. It hit his hand and knocked the ring right off. Suddenly Brett Favre fell. This sent a shockwave throughout all of lambo, and knocked all the troops down. For Brett Favre, enemy of the free teams of the NFL, was defeated.
Randy Moss had this one chance to destroy all evil forever. But the hearts of football players, are easily corrupted.
"I'll take the ring when I wanna take the ring," said Randy Moss. He then took the Ring back and while he was driving home, he got in a car accident with a Packer fan. The ring flew from the car and when down the sewer pipe. And things that were not to be forgotten, were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for 2 ½ years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. When suddenly, it ensnared a new bearer. The creature Nick found the ring lying in a gutter one day. Where he took it deep into his basement where all the cat crap lies. And for 5 months, it poisoned his mind.
Shadows came back into the land. Whispers of a nameless fear in Wisconsin. For the time had come for the ring. It abandoned Nick, and fell into the gutter right outside a gay's house named Finny Baggins. For soon, gays will shape the face of the future of football.