Disclaimer. N characters are mine. Blah blah blah, you know the rest.
Basically this story is a series of random stories that I will look into in
further in the chapters that follow. First up is the Rescue of Isis, the
verry, very annoyed Egyptian.
once upon a time there has a young duelist named Yami. He was regularly slapping squirrels in a large forest when he met an idiot called Marik, a homicidal psychopath on the run from the moronic Queen Yami Tea.
Yami could see that Marik was hungry so he reached into his pants and give him some flipping gigantic frog's legs. Marik was thankful for Yami's frog's legs, so he told Yami a very strange story about Queen Tea's daughter, Isis. How her mother, the Queen Yami Tea, kept her locked away in a wooden castle protected by a gigantic Emu, because Isis was so very, very annoyed.
Yami yawned. He vowed to Marik that he would save Isis. He would whack the Emu, and take Isis far away from her evil mother, Queen Tea, and laugh at her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a bang and Marik began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic Emu from his story. Queen Tea fell out from behind a very large brick and struck Yami unconscious. In the far off forest a ringing "OWW!" Could be heard!
once upon a time there has a young duelist named Yami. He was regularly slapping squirrels in a large forest when he met an idiot called Marik, a homicidal psychopath on the run from the moronic Queen Yami Tea.
Yami could see that Marik was hungry so he reached into his pants and give him some flipping gigantic frog's legs. Marik was thankful for Yami's frog's legs, so he told Yami a very strange story about Queen Tea's daughter, Isis. How her mother, the Queen Yami Tea, kept her locked away in a wooden castle protected by a gigantic Emu, because Isis was so very, very annoyed.
Yami yawned. He vowed to Marik that he would save Isis. He would whack the Emu, and take Isis far away from her evil mother, Queen Tea, and laugh at her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a bang and Marik began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic Emu from his story. Queen Tea fell out from behind a very large brick and struck Yami unconscious. In the far off forest a ringing "OWW!" Could be heard!