Chapter 25
"What do you want, Naraku?" Inu-Yasha's voice was a low growl as he looked at the figure dressed in a white baboon skin (baboon, monkey, WHATEVER) who stood before them. (AN- The Slayers cast already knows about Naraku—it was, uh, explained to them between chapters…)
Lina looked at Naraku for a moment, then grabbed Miroku by the collar. Pulling his face down to meet hers, she glared at him.
"So," she began in that nice voice that tells you that you should run away screaming your head off. "What you're trying to tell me is that… your biggest enemy is… A _MONKEY_?????????!!!!!???????"
"N-no…" Miroku stammered, frightened. "He just wears that pelt all the time… could you let go, please…"
With another glare at him, Lina thrust Miroku backwards. He stumbled and "accidentally" grabbed the front of Sango's shirt as he fell (well, more than the shirt, actually, but let's not go there, okay?).
"PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sango began to repeatedly bash Miroku on the head with Hiraikotsu as the others confronted Naraku.
"Well, Naraku?" Inu-Yasha's eyes flashed as he reissued the challenge.
"Heh heh heh…. What do I want? The answer to your little question? THIS!" From under the pelt he pulled…
A tea set
Everyone except Naraku facefaulted.
"Okay," Inu-Yasha groaned, pulling his face from the dirt. "What the hell are you up to this time, Naraku?"
"Nothing," Monkey-Man proclaimed with a genuine smile. "I just thought it would be nice to sit down to a nice cup of tea with everyone. See? I brought the whole gang!"
Having said so, he whistled. Everyone tensed as the bushes rustled.
From the shadows stepped Kagura, Kanna, and Kohaku (AN- good grief, that's the KKK!!!!! *authoress gets a bunch of stuff thrown at her* NEways, that's a lot of 'K's', isn't it?), the first two of which looked confused, while Kohaku just looked blank. (Not meaning to be rude to a very tragic character, but, what else is new? (AN- I still can't believe I'm putting Kohaku in here… the parts with him and Sango while he's being manipulated make me wanna cry sometimes… ;_:) I'll shut up now…)
"What the heck is wrong with you Naraku?" Kagura was on the edge of killing herself in embarrassment as she was ordered to sit down and pour the tea.
Nobody else but the three minions had sat down. Inu-Yasha's ears flattened, and he began to growl in anger.
"Is this supposed to be FUNNY Naraku?"
"Biscuit?" Naraku replied, holding up a plate of cookies.
"Damn you!!" Inu-Yasha pulled out Tetsusaiga. "I'll teach you to mock ME!!!" He swung the sword at Naraku, who dodged.'
"Awww… you spilled the tea," Naraku said sadly, looking at the sliced teapot. "Why can't you just accept the fact that I just want to be nice for once?"
"You, nice?! HAH! That'll be the day," Inu-Yasha snapped.
Suddenly, a mass of poisonous vapors appeared behind Naraku. From them walked… Naraku?
"WHAT?!?" Lina promptly grabbed Miroku again. "You didn't tell me there's TWO of them!"
The Naraku who had just arrived threw off the top of his pelt, glaring at the, Inu-Yasha and the others realized, golem.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I TOLD YOU TO GET THE PARTY WITH INU-YASHA!!!!!!!"
"THE party?" The golem looked at its master in confusion…. "I thought you said TEA party with Inu-Yasha…"
"Oh for the love of…" Everyone was treated to the awing sight of Naraku bashing his head against a tree.
"Farewell, Inu-Yasha… I shall return to kill you soo-"
"Biscuit?"
"DIE!!"
Naraku blasted the golem into pieces and flew off, leaving Inu-Yasha just standing there once again.
AN- Yes, yes, I know… that was odd even for me! By the way… anyone who went to Mori No Ike during the first two sessions, my camp name there was Sango… yes, it's me, Sango. Scary, huh? You just can't escape me, can you? ^-^ Okay, a brief explanation about why I made this chapter so odd- One day, while reading a book- can't remember its name right now, sorry, one of the characters said to another one as they were having tea- "Biscuit?" I had this sudden mental image of Naraku holding up a plate of cookies saying that line and decided I should write it up. If it's a really stupid idea, you can ask me to take out this chapter- I need 10 different reviewers to tell me to do so first, however. One just ain't gonna cut it…. Bye!
Reina-Chan/Sango
"What do you want, Naraku?" Inu-Yasha's voice was a low growl as he looked at the figure dressed in a white baboon skin (baboon, monkey, WHATEVER) who stood before them. (AN- The Slayers cast already knows about Naraku—it was, uh, explained to them between chapters…)
Lina looked at Naraku for a moment, then grabbed Miroku by the collar. Pulling his face down to meet hers, she glared at him.
"So," she began in that nice voice that tells you that you should run away screaming your head off. "What you're trying to tell me is that… your biggest enemy is… A _MONKEY_?????????!!!!!???????"
"N-no…" Miroku stammered, frightened. "He just wears that pelt all the time… could you let go, please…"
With another glare at him, Lina thrust Miroku backwards. He stumbled and "accidentally" grabbed the front of Sango's shirt as he fell (well, more than the shirt, actually, but let's not go there, okay?).
"PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sango began to repeatedly bash Miroku on the head with Hiraikotsu as the others confronted Naraku.
"Well, Naraku?" Inu-Yasha's eyes flashed as he reissued the challenge.
"Heh heh heh…. What do I want? The answer to your little question? THIS!" From under the pelt he pulled…
A tea set
Everyone except Naraku facefaulted.
"Okay," Inu-Yasha groaned, pulling his face from the dirt. "What the hell are you up to this time, Naraku?"
"Nothing," Monkey-Man proclaimed with a genuine smile. "I just thought it would be nice to sit down to a nice cup of tea with everyone. See? I brought the whole gang!"
Having said so, he whistled. Everyone tensed as the bushes rustled.
From the shadows stepped Kagura, Kanna, and Kohaku (AN- good grief, that's the KKK!!!!! *authoress gets a bunch of stuff thrown at her* NEways, that's a lot of 'K's', isn't it?), the first two of which looked confused, while Kohaku just looked blank. (Not meaning to be rude to a very tragic character, but, what else is new? (AN- I still can't believe I'm putting Kohaku in here… the parts with him and Sango while he's being manipulated make me wanna cry sometimes… ;_:) I'll shut up now…)
"What the heck is wrong with you Naraku?" Kagura was on the edge of killing herself in embarrassment as she was ordered to sit down and pour the tea.
Nobody else but the three minions had sat down. Inu-Yasha's ears flattened, and he began to growl in anger.
"Is this supposed to be FUNNY Naraku?"
"Biscuit?" Naraku replied, holding up a plate of cookies.
"Damn you!!" Inu-Yasha pulled out Tetsusaiga. "I'll teach you to mock ME!!!" He swung the sword at Naraku, who dodged.'
"Awww… you spilled the tea," Naraku said sadly, looking at the sliced teapot. "Why can't you just accept the fact that I just want to be nice for once?"
"You, nice?! HAH! That'll be the day," Inu-Yasha snapped.
Suddenly, a mass of poisonous vapors appeared behind Naraku. From them walked… Naraku?
"WHAT?!?" Lina promptly grabbed Miroku again. "You didn't tell me there's TWO of them!"
The Naraku who had just arrived threw off the top of his pelt, glaring at the, Inu-Yasha and the others realized, golem.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I TOLD YOU TO GET THE PARTY WITH INU-YASHA!!!!!!!"
"THE party?" The golem looked at its master in confusion…. "I thought you said TEA party with Inu-Yasha…"
"Oh for the love of…" Everyone was treated to the awing sight of Naraku bashing his head against a tree.
"Farewell, Inu-Yasha… I shall return to kill you soo-"
"Biscuit?"
"DIE!!"
Naraku blasted the golem into pieces and flew off, leaving Inu-Yasha just standing there once again.
AN- Yes, yes, I know… that was odd even for me! By the way… anyone who went to Mori No Ike during the first two sessions, my camp name there was Sango… yes, it's me, Sango. Scary, huh? You just can't escape me, can you? ^-^ Okay, a brief explanation about why I made this chapter so odd- One day, while reading a book- can't remember its name right now, sorry, one of the characters said to another one as they were having tea- "Biscuit?" I had this sudden mental image of Naraku holding up a plate of cookies saying that line and decided I should write it up. If it's a really stupid idea, you can ask me to take out this chapter- I need 10 different reviewers to tell me to do so first, however. One just ain't gonna cut it…. Bye!
Reina-Chan/Sango