Finny, Sam, and Harrygalf trudged from the house over to the baseball field. There they found some nice baseball things that were supposed to be for the game of the city teams. Finny didn't care. He took the best bat there was and wielded it. Sam found a golf club that was dropped by someone who was practicing their swing in the open field. For the baseball field not only played baseball, but had lots of other sports activities. With their new weapons, Harrygalf took the TV remote out of his pocket and put it on top of his staff. For now he could cast magic by the power of the cable company. They continued on until they reached a church.
"This was once a great watch tower. We will rest here tonight. Stay here, I'm going to go have a look around," said Harrygalf. So Finny fell fast asleep. Suddenly he was awoken. For Sam was inside the church's kitchen cooking.
"What are you doing?!?" asked Finny shocked.
"I was hungry," said Sam twitching.
"Turn it off you fool, turn it off!" yelled Finny flicking the switch.
"Stop it!" yelled Sam. Suddenly there was a sound. A sound like no other. It wasn't really a screech, it was more of an…ANNOYING LAUGH! For suddenly into the church door came 7 people dressed in all black. The one that was obviously their leader came to the front and laughed. For his hood seemed to slant downward then the rest. Then the smallest one came to his side.
"We're gonna kill you and take the ring to lord Brett!" said the Wraith. He drew his sword. Then all the other wraiths drew their swords. They started closing in on Finny and Sam. When suddenly the leader Wraith swung his sword. He missed horrifically and killed one of the wraiths. The little one did the same. Leaving only five wraiths. They swung again and again until only those two wraiths were alive. Then they lifted their swords and missed destroying a wall. A sharp piece of the wall came down and stabbed Finny in the shoulder. Finny screamed out in pain. When suddenly Harrygalf came out of the shadows. He beat both wraiths with his staff and then took Finny and Sam out of the church. He threw them into the van and climbed into the driver's seat. Finny sat there hurt. Harrygalf quickly inspected him.
"He was stabbed by a piece of lead wall. This is beyond my skill. He needs medicine," said Harrygalf. Suddenly the wraiths came out of the church. Harrygalf quickly floored it and burst out. The wraiths were keeping on the van's trail.
"What are they?" asked Sam, jerking.
"They were once humans. Great nerds of humans. Then the Packers influenced them to be a cheesehead, one by one falling to a Packer fan. They are the losers, ringwraiths, servants of Brett Favre. Neither human nor intelligent. They will never stop hunting you," said Harrygalf. Suddenly the wraiths were on their tail and catching up fast.
"Their too fast!" yelled Sam.
"Hold on," said Harrygalf breaking the sound barrier. Finny moaned.
"We're 6 minutes from goman's! He'll never make it!" yelled Sam.
"Hold on Finny," said Harrygalf. Harrygalf floored it then quickly reached the highway. He went across it and turned around. The wraiths were on the other side. Suddenly the wraiths did something unexpected. They revealed themselves. For one wraith was Joe and the other Horse.
"Give up Finny!" said Joe.
"If you want him, come and claim him!" yelled Harrygalf.
"Ok you're pissing me off!" yelled Joe!
"Joey calm down!" yelled Horse in his loud voice.
"Don't tell me what to do!" yelled Joe.
"I should've known it was you two! The orcs, Joe and Horse," said Harrygalf.
"Yeah and now we're gonna have the ring and make sure the Packers win all the superbowls to come! And rule the NFL!" said Joe excited.
"Yeah!" yelled Horse agreeing with Joe. Joe and Horse started to cross the highway when suddenly Harrygalf mumbled some weird language. Suddenly a herd of Viking fans in their cars came and smacked Joe and Horse and carried them down the street.
"You may have beat us now, but we'll be back!" yelled Joe.
"YEAH!" yelled Horse followed by annoying laughter by both of them. Suddenly Finny started going critical.
"Is he going to die?" asked Sam.
"He's passing into the Packer world, he'll soon become an orc like them," said Harrygalf. Then suddenly Finny passed out, not knowing what was happening and woke up in a bed in goman's house.
"Where am I?" asked Finny.
"In the House of Alrond," said Harrygalf.
"Harrygalf," said Finny.
"Yes, I'm here. And you're lucky to be here. You had some strength in you," said Harrygalf.
"Finny!" said Sam suddenly running in.
"Sam has barely left your side! And in the house of lord Alrond, you're beginning to mend," said Harrygalf. Suddenly Lord Alrond came up behind Harrygalf.
"Welcome to the Goman house, Finny Baggins," said Lord Alrond. Finny went out to explore and found Sam all packed.
"I thought you wanted to see the Gomans, Sam," said Finny.
"I do," said Sam.
"More than anything," said Finny.
"I did. It's just that, we got the ring this far to Goman's and well this is too hard! I don't want to do it anymore!" yelled Sam then started crying.
"You're right Sam. Let's go home," said Finny. Meanwhile, Alrond and Harrygalf were discussing the situation.
"Alrond, we can ask no more of Finny," said Harrygalf.
"Harrygalf, the Packers of moving. Brett Favre is building an army, his eye is fixed on the Goman house. And Dennis Green you said had betrayed us. Our list of allies grows thin. The gomans do not have the strength to fight both Lambo and the Metrodome! Anyways, my people will be leaving soon. Who will you turn to when we are gone? Other teams? They just sit in their locker rooms they care nothing for the troubles of the NFL," said Alrond.
"It is the Vikings who we must put our trust in," said Harrygalf.
"The Vikings? The Vikings are weak. I was there Harrygalf. I was there 3 years ago. Randy Moss had taken the ring from Brett Favre. I lead him deep into lambo, where the grease pits of the janitor's closet were. I told him to cast it in but he took the ring with great greed. It is because of the Vikings the ring survived. Harrygalf, it cannot stay here. Now come, we will decide what to do in the council," said Alrond. Harrygalf and Lord Alrond then went down to hold the council.
"This was once a great watch tower. We will rest here tonight. Stay here, I'm going to go have a look around," said Harrygalf. So Finny fell fast asleep. Suddenly he was awoken. For Sam was inside the church's kitchen cooking.
"What are you doing?!?" asked Finny shocked.
"I was hungry," said Sam twitching.
"Turn it off you fool, turn it off!" yelled Finny flicking the switch.
"Stop it!" yelled Sam. Suddenly there was a sound. A sound like no other. It wasn't really a screech, it was more of an…ANNOYING LAUGH! For suddenly into the church door came 7 people dressed in all black. The one that was obviously their leader came to the front and laughed. For his hood seemed to slant downward then the rest. Then the smallest one came to his side.
"We're gonna kill you and take the ring to lord Brett!" said the Wraith. He drew his sword. Then all the other wraiths drew their swords. They started closing in on Finny and Sam. When suddenly the leader Wraith swung his sword. He missed horrifically and killed one of the wraiths. The little one did the same. Leaving only five wraiths. They swung again and again until only those two wraiths were alive. Then they lifted their swords and missed destroying a wall. A sharp piece of the wall came down and stabbed Finny in the shoulder. Finny screamed out in pain. When suddenly Harrygalf came out of the shadows. He beat both wraiths with his staff and then took Finny and Sam out of the church. He threw them into the van and climbed into the driver's seat. Finny sat there hurt. Harrygalf quickly inspected him.
"He was stabbed by a piece of lead wall. This is beyond my skill. He needs medicine," said Harrygalf. Suddenly the wraiths came out of the church. Harrygalf quickly floored it and burst out. The wraiths were keeping on the van's trail.
"What are they?" asked Sam, jerking.
"They were once humans. Great nerds of humans. Then the Packers influenced them to be a cheesehead, one by one falling to a Packer fan. They are the losers, ringwraiths, servants of Brett Favre. Neither human nor intelligent. They will never stop hunting you," said Harrygalf. Suddenly the wraiths were on their tail and catching up fast.
"Their too fast!" yelled Sam.
"Hold on," said Harrygalf breaking the sound barrier. Finny moaned.
"We're 6 minutes from goman's! He'll never make it!" yelled Sam.
"Hold on Finny," said Harrygalf. Harrygalf floored it then quickly reached the highway. He went across it and turned around. The wraiths were on the other side. Suddenly the wraiths did something unexpected. They revealed themselves. For one wraith was Joe and the other Horse.
"Give up Finny!" said Joe.
"If you want him, come and claim him!" yelled Harrygalf.
"Ok you're pissing me off!" yelled Joe!
"Joey calm down!" yelled Horse in his loud voice.
"Don't tell me what to do!" yelled Joe.
"I should've known it was you two! The orcs, Joe and Horse," said Harrygalf.
"Yeah and now we're gonna have the ring and make sure the Packers win all the superbowls to come! And rule the NFL!" said Joe excited.
"Yeah!" yelled Horse agreeing with Joe. Joe and Horse started to cross the highway when suddenly Harrygalf mumbled some weird language. Suddenly a herd of Viking fans in their cars came and smacked Joe and Horse and carried them down the street.
"You may have beat us now, but we'll be back!" yelled Joe.
"YEAH!" yelled Horse followed by annoying laughter by both of them. Suddenly Finny started going critical.
"Is he going to die?" asked Sam.
"He's passing into the Packer world, he'll soon become an orc like them," said Harrygalf. Then suddenly Finny passed out, not knowing what was happening and woke up in a bed in goman's house.
"Where am I?" asked Finny.
"In the House of Alrond," said Harrygalf.
"Harrygalf," said Finny.
"Yes, I'm here. And you're lucky to be here. You had some strength in you," said Harrygalf.
"Finny!" said Sam suddenly running in.
"Sam has barely left your side! And in the house of lord Alrond, you're beginning to mend," said Harrygalf. Suddenly Lord Alrond came up behind Harrygalf.
"Welcome to the Goman house, Finny Baggins," said Lord Alrond. Finny went out to explore and found Sam all packed.
"I thought you wanted to see the Gomans, Sam," said Finny.
"I do," said Sam.
"More than anything," said Finny.
"I did. It's just that, we got the ring this far to Goman's and well this is too hard! I don't want to do it anymore!" yelled Sam then started crying.
"You're right Sam. Let's go home," said Finny. Meanwhile, Alrond and Harrygalf were discussing the situation.
"Alrond, we can ask no more of Finny," said Harrygalf.
"Harrygalf, the Packers of moving. Brett Favre is building an army, his eye is fixed on the Goman house. And Dennis Green you said had betrayed us. Our list of allies grows thin. The gomans do not have the strength to fight both Lambo and the Metrodome! Anyways, my people will be leaving soon. Who will you turn to when we are gone? Other teams? They just sit in their locker rooms they care nothing for the troubles of the NFL," said Alrond.
"It is the Vikings who we must put our trust in," said Harrygalf.
"The Vikings? The Vikings are weak. I was there Harrygalf. I was there 3 years ago. Randy Moss had taken the ring from Brett Favre. I lead him deep into lambo, where the grease pits of the janitor's closet were. I told him to cast it in but he took the ring with great greed. It is because of the Vikings the ring survived. Harrygalf, it cannot stay here. Now come, we will decide what to do in the council," said Alrond. Harrygalf and Lord Alrond then went down to hold the council.