"Things I Hate About You"
[1st person, Heero Yuy]
You think you're so clever,
with your ringing and dinging.
You look at me with that eye,
that big, white plastic eye.
You always ruin my moods
with that ding-dong sound.
It's not even normal,
but still I get aroused.
Oh, how I hate you,
you stupid love of mine!
How I hate you,
you pulled me away from my other love-
oh well, you did it with a sigh.
You think I'm so easy.
Well, my dear, that's not true!
I weep when you're silent,
but I want to scream when you make noise, too. Oh, you aren't that clever,
you boast a lot.
You always say "DOO DOOO DOO!"
when someone pokes at you.
You're always cheery,
and we can't have that.
That's why I'm saying we're through,
I'm never taking you back.
Yes, my love, we're through.
Forever and so on and so forth,
I'm not going to act blue,
not for you.
Because, you see,
I hate you so.
But, why does it hurt me
to see you go.
You're always there,
right in my face.
And when I say hello,
you laugh in my face.
How I hate you,
my doorbell.
A/N: This was started when Kate said "If I pair Heero with Relena, it will [be] because he broke up with--- O_O DOORBELL!" And...this came out ^_^ *love* I don't see why Heero would break up with the doorbell, personally. So much better than Relena, in my opinion. He and the doorbell were so cute together ;-;
[1st person, Heero Yuy]
You think you're so clever,
with your ringing and dinging.
You look at me with that eye,
that big, white plastic eye.
You always ruin my moods
with that ding-dong sound.
It's not even normal,
but still I get aroused.
Oh, how I hate you,
you stupid love of mine!
How I hate you,
you pulled me away from my other love-
oh well, you did it with a sigh.
You think I'm so easy.
Well, my dear, that's not true!
I weep when you're silent,
but I want to scream when you make noise, too. Oh, you aren't that clever,
you boast a lot.
You always say "DOO DOOO DOO!"
when someone pokes at you.
You're always cheery,
and we can't have that.
That's why I'm saying we're through,
I'm never taking you back.
Yes, my love, we're through.
Forever and so on and so forth,
I'm not going to act blue,
not for you.
Because, you see,
I hate you so.
But, why does it hurt me
to see you go.
You're always there,
right in my face.
And when I say hello,
you laugh in my face.
How I hate you,
my doorbell.
A/N: This was started when Kate said "If I pair Heero with Relena, it will [be] because he broke up with--- O_O DOORBELL!" And...this came out ^_^ *love* I don't see why Heero would break up with the doorbell, personally. So much better than Relena, in my opinion. He and the doorbell were so cute together ;-;