Lord Alrond and Harrygalf entered the living room of the Goman's house. There Finny, and two other people were sitting. These two people were Mikey Brandybuck and Gapli. Now Mikey was a gay just like Finny and Sam only he was a bit stranger than them both. Gapli had huge front teeth with enormous gaps inbetween them. Gapli wielded a croquet mallet and Mikey wielded a hockey stick. They all watched as Lord Alrond and Harrygalf entered. Harrygalf then went and took a seat next to Finny.
"You have all been summoned here by the threat of Lambo. This one threat affects all teams of football. You will unite, or you will fall. Now, bring forth the ring, Finny," said Alrond. Finny got up and put the ring on the coffee table. There were suddenly many shocks around the room. Suddenly Gapli sprung up from his seat.
"I think we should go through the salt mines!" said Gapli.
"Gapli, shut the hell up," said Mikey. Mikey then slapped Gapli across the face. Gapli ran to a corner and started crying. Then Mikey turned to the council.
"Maybe we should use the ring, become Packer fans, and defeat the Packers with their own team!" said Mikey, appearing like he had a good idea.
"You cannot wield it! No one can. The ring answers to Favre alone, it has no other master!" replied Harrygalf.
"And what would an old man know of this?" asked Mikey.
"This is no old man! This is Harrygalf the wise! You owe him your legiance," said Finny.
"Harrygalf? This is Moss's fan?" asked Mikey.
"A fan to the bench of the Vikings," said Finny.
"Vikings have no fans. Vikings need no fans," said Mikey, sitting down.
"Harrygalf is right. We cannot use it. Instead lets go through the salt mines!" said Gapli.
"I thought I told you to shut up!" yelled Mikey. Mikey then ran over and slapped Gapli across the other cheek. Gapli then cried again.
"You have but one choice. The ring must be destroyed," said Alrond.
"We'll go through the salt mines later! Let's destroy the ring now!" said Gapli, lifting his croquet mallet. He then came down, busting the coffee table into pieces. A shock went through and sent Gapli flying back. The ring laid there unharmed.
"The ring cannot be destroyed, Gapli, by any craft that we here possess. It was won at Lambo field. Only there, can it be unwon. One of you must do this," said Alrond.
"One does not simply walk into Wisconsin. The sign greeting, is guarded by more than just orcs (Packer fans). There are Packers there that do not sleep. It's a barring wasteland, full of farms and cattle. The very air you breathe, is stenched with cheese. Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It's impossible," said Mikey.
"Have you heard nothing that Lord Alrond just said? The ring must be destroyed!" said Harrygalf.
"And I suppose you could do it?" asked Gapli.
"And what if we fail what then? What happens when favre reclaims the superbowl title?" asked Mikey.
"I will be dead before I see the ring, in the hands of a pessimist!" yelled Gapli. Suddenly the whole crowd burst out in arguing. They were all fighting over what to do with the ring and who was going to take it. When suddenly little Finny Baggins started to come forward.
"I will take it!" yelled Finny. He wasn't heard.
"I will take it!" yelled Finny again. Suddenly everyone was quiet.
"I will take the ring to Lambo," said Finny once again, "no, I do not know the way."
"I will help you bear this burden, as long as it's yours to bear. Through my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my remote," said Harrygalf.
"And you have my hockey stick," said Mikey.
"And my croquet mallet. Now let's go into the salt mines!" yelled Gapli. They all huddled together.
"Hey! Mr. Finny never goes anywhere without me! We're butt buddies!" yelled a voice as Sam Densemore came running through.
"Damn it! You're not supposed to be in here!" yelled Lord Alrond. Then he inspected the crowd.
"Five companions…Very well, I give the team of the ring!" pronounced Alrond.
"Great, can we go through the salt mines now?" asked Gapli.
After the council Finny went with Lord Alrond to his bedroom.
"Here Finny, take this. It will help you on your quest," said Lord Alrond. He gave Finny a bullet proof vest.
"Thanks Lord Alrond!" yelled Finny.
"No problem now off with you," said Alrond. Finny then went to join with the others in the fellowship. All the others were preparing to leave. After they were all prepared, they spent the night in Goman's house. The next day they arose, and after a light breakfast they got ready. They said bye to all the goman's there and went out on the path. They left Goman's house and headed out on the path to go to Wisconsin.
"You have all been summoned here by the threat of Lambo. This one threat affects all teams of football. You will unite, or you will fall. Now, bring forth the ring, Finny," said Alrond. Finny got up and put the ring on the coffee table. There were suddenly many shocks around the room. Suddenly Gapli sprung up from his seat.
"I think we should go through the salt mines!" said Gapli.
"Gapli, shut the hell up," said Mikey. Mikey then slapped Gapli across the face. Gapli ran to a corner and started crying. Then Mikey turned to the council.
"Maybe we should use the ring, become Packer fans, and defeat the Packers with their own team!" said Mikey, appearing like he had a good idea.
"You cannot wield it! No one can. The ring answers to Favre alone, it has no other master!" replied Harrygalf.
"And what would an old man know of this?" asked Mikey.
"This is no old man! This is Harrygalf the wise! You owe him your legiance," said Finny.
"Harrygalf? This is Moss's fan?" asked Mikey.
"A fan to the bench of the Vikings," said Finny.
"Vikings have no fans. Vikings need no fans," said Mikey, sitting down.
"Harrygalf is right. We cannot use it. Instead lets go through the salt mines!" said Gapli.
"I thought I told you to shut up!" yelled Mikey. Mikey then ran over and slapped Gapli across the other cheek. Gapli then cried again.
"You have but one choice. The ring must be destroyed," said Alrond.
"We'll go through the salt mines later! Let's destroy the ring now!" said Gapli, lifting his croquet mallet. He then came down, busting the coffee table into pieces. A shock went through and sent Gapli flying back. The ring laid there unharmed.
"The ring cannot be destroyed, Gapli, by any craft that we here possess. It was won at Lambo field. Only there, can it be unwon. One of you must do this," said Alrond.
"One does not simply walk into Wisconsin. The sign greeting, is guarded by more than just orcs (Packer fans). There are Packers there that do not sleep. It's a barring wasteland, full of farms and cattle. The very air you breathe, is stenched with cheese. Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It's impossible," said Mikey.
"Have you heard nothing that Lord Alrond just said? The ring must be destroyed!" said Harrygalf.
"And I suppose you could do it?" asked Gapli.
"And what if we fail what then? What happens when favre reclaims the superbowl title?" asked Mikey.
"I will be dead before I see the ring, in the hands of a pessimist!" yelled Gapli. Suddenly the whole crowd burst out in arguing. They were all fighting over what to do with the ring and who was going to take it. When suddenly little Finny Baggins started to come forward.
"I will take it!" yelled Finny. He wasn't heard.
"I will take it!" yelled Finny again. Suddenly everyone was quiet.
"I will take the ring to Lambo," said Finny once again, "no, I do not know the way."
"I will help you bear this burden, as long as it's yours to bear. Through my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my remote," said Harrygalf.
"And you have my hockey stick," said Mikey.
"And my croquet mallet. Now let's go into the salt mines!" yelled Gapli. They all huddled together.
"Hey! Mr. Finny never goes anywhere without me! We're butt buddies!" yelled a voice as Sam Densemore came running through.
"Damn it! You're not supposed to be in here!" yelled Lord Alrond. Then he inspected the crowd.
"Five companions…Very well, I give the team of the ring!" pronounced Alrond.
"Great, can we go through the salt mines now?" asked Gapli.
After the council Finny went with Lord Alrond to his bedroom.
"Here Finny, take this. It will help you on your quest," said Lord Alrond. He gave Finny a bullet proof vest.
"Thanks Lord Alrond!" yelled Finny.
"No problem now off with you," said Alrond. Finny then went to join with the others in the fellowship. All the others were preparing to leave. After they were all prepared, they spent the night in Goman's house. The next day they arose, and after a light breakfast they got ready. They said bye to all the goman's there and went out on the path. They left Goman's house and headed out on the path to go to Wisconsin.