The party sailed down the road. They were all stole aways on farmer John's pick up truck heading for Wisconsin. It would only be a rather of minutes before they finally got to the bridge. The truck continued down the highway when suddenly after many miles, the bridge finally came into view.
"Finny, look. It's the bridge of Wisconsin. I've always wanted to gaze into the pillars of old," said Mikey. The truck stopped at a stop sign before the bridge and the four jumped off.
"Do you know how the Packers came to be? They were normal football players once, tortured, and mutilated. A ruined form of life. Now perfected, my fighting Packer Hai," said Dennis Green confronting his chief Packer Hai orc, Donald Driver. For while the party was on their journey through the mines, and through Kwik Trip, Dennis Green had succeeded in breeding Packers and Packer Fans. He made Donald Driver, the ultimate fighter of the Packer Hai. Then the Packer Hai orcs started getting ready for battle. Pads would be put on them. They were given football helmets and footballs.
"Hunt them down. You do not know fear, you do not know pain, you will taste gay flesh!" announced Dennis Green to the Packer Hai. The Packer Hai orcs shouted with great enthusiasm. Dennis Green then turned to Donald Driver.
"One of the gays carries something of great value. Bring him to me alive, and unraped. Kill the others," said Dennis Green to Donald Driver. With that Donald Driver lead the Packer Hai out of the Metrodome and started heading for where the group was.
The group was sitting at the foot of the bridge and eating out of their bags. They decided to make camp and rest a little before trying to tackle what challenge stood before them, Wisconsin.
"Take some rest, we approach Wisconsin in the East tomorrow morning," said Sam.
"That's it? An impossible labyrinth of razor sharp hills and after that it gets even better! Festering, stinking farmlands, far as the eye can see. We should go through the salt mines again!" said Gapli.
"No Gapli, not the salt mines again. And all that crap you said before that is our road. I suggest you rest and regain your strength master freak," said Sam.
"Hey where is Finny anyways? Did he go through the salt mines again?" asked Gapli.
"I don't know. But I have to find him!" said Sam.
Finny was wandering around mindlessly looking at all the structures of the bridge. For the might Mississippi River lied beneath it. Finny kept looking when suddenly Mikey came in picking up rocks to throw in the river.
"None of us should wander alone. You least of all. So much depends on you. Finny?" said Mikey. He then looked at Finny and moved a little closer.
"I know why you seek solitude. You suffer, I see it day by day. There are other ways, Finny. There are other paths that we can take," said Mikey.
"I know what you would say and it would be a completely mindless and idiotic thing to say and do! Man you are stupid!" said Finny. This angered Mikey.
"All right Finny just give me the damn ring," said Mikey.
"No!" yelled Finny and started walking away. Mikey walked after him and started running to try and catch Finny.
"It's not yours by any chance! Should be mine and will be mine! Give me the ring!" yelled Mikey, tackling Finny to the ground and starting to grab for the ring.
"No!" yelled Finny as he fought to push Mikey off.
"Give it to me!" yelled Mikey as his head went for Finny's neck where the ring hung.
"Never!" yelled Finny as he quickly pulled out the ring and slipped it on his finger. Suddenly Finny vanished into thin air. He kicked Mikey and ran away invisible.
"I see your mind. You'll betray us! You'll take the ring to Brett Favre and kill us all! Curse you! Curse you and all the gays!" said Mikey. Then invisible Finny kicked Mikey in the nuts with anger and annoyance. Mikey fell and started crying.
"Finny, come back. Finny, I'm sorry!" yelled Mikey. But Finny was already running. He ran up the railing on the bridge and tried to hide. Suddenly there were shadows all around Finny as Lambo field suddenly came closer. Then Brett Favres face was above it laughing at Finny. Finny quickly yanked the ring off of his finger and fell to the ground. Suddenly there was a trampling sound. Gapli came up where Finny was and found him laying.
"Finny?" asked Gapli.
"It has taken Mikey," said Finny.
"Where is the ring?" asked Gapli.
"Stay away!" yelled Finny backing away from Gapli.
"Finny, we're all in this together!" said Gapli.
"Would you destroy it?" asked Finny. He held out his hand with the ring and Gapli approached it. Gapli made loud breathing sounds with his gaps as his hand reached for the ring. Suddenly he closed Finny's hand around it.
"I would have gone with you to the salt mines again. To the very pillars of salt," said Gapli.
"That's great but I'm going to Wisconsin alone or else the poison of the ring will turn me into a cheesehead and I'll kill you all. Take care of the others, especially Sam, he will not understand," said Finny. Suddenly Gapli looked shocked.
"Go Finny," said Gapli, drawing his croquet mallet. Finny sniffed the air and smelt a powerful stench of cheese. This meant orcs were near the bridge.
"Run Finny. Run!" yelled Gapli. Finny took off across the bridge which was on the Minnesota side of it. Gapli went down the bridge onto the land where a large group of Packer Hai orcs stood. They all started running towards Gapli as he held up his croquet mallet. He then swung and took one down. He swung again and knocked down another one. He kept toppling the orcs left and right. The orcs then spread out and started going to the edge of the bridge.
"Fine the gays!" yelled Donald Driver to the Packer Hai orcs.
Gapli jumped on some to try and stop them from getting to Finny. He beat one down with his croquet mallet. Finny was hiding behind the pillars to try to escape the Packer Hai orcs. They ran past him, not knowing he was there. Suddenly there came a screech.
"The screech of Mikey," said Gapli. He started running where Mikey was and took out orcs that were in his way.
As all the fighting was going on Sam was frantically looking for Finny.
"Mr. Finny!" yelled Sam as he looked left and right in hope to see his butt buddy. He kept looking and not knowing of the Packer Hai orcs that were attacking. He ran through the ground towards the bridge in hope of finding Finny.
The party continued to fight the Packer Hai orcs and was toppling them. Mikey would take his hockey stick and be slicing orcs left and right. He kept fighting when suddenly an orc that stood above the rest came. For it was Donald Driver. As Mikey was stabbing and orc with his hockey stick Donald Driver took up a football and aimed his arm at Mikey. He then thrust the football and hit Mikey in the chest. Mikey fell with pain and stayed on his knees for a bit. He then got up and started slicing orcs up again. He would slash one then turn around and stab another one. Donald Driver then launched another football at Mikey and hit in the gut. Mikey fell once again. He stayed for a bit then got up, a bit more weaker then before. He would clash with an orc and then stab them. Then come down slicing. Donald Driver then launched a third football and put Mikey out. Mikey fell to his knees and stayed there. The Packer Hai orcs then grabbed Mikey and took him away with them, heading for the metrodome.
Suddenly Gapli came out of nowhere and plowed into Donald Driver. Donald took up a stick that was lying on the ground and clashed with Gapli. He then pushed Gapli up beside a tree and charged at him with his shoulder. Gapli jumped out of the way and left Donald plowing into the tree. Donald hit his knee and was weakened. He limped and punched Gapli in the face. He then punched him again and then kicked him. Gapli went a few yards away. Donald picked up a twig and chucked it at Gapli's head. Gapli swung his croquet mallet and deflected it. Then Donald picked up his stick and clashed with Gapli's croquet mallet. They swung and were clashing over and over when Gapli suddenly came down and hit Donald's arm, breaking it. He then hit Donald in the nuts with his croquet mallet. Donald then grabbed the croquet mallet and pushed it further into his nuts growling in Gapli's face. Gapli pulled it out and swung around. He hit Donald in the head and sent it flying off his neck. Donald's body fell. The Packer Hai were gone and Donald was dead. But Mikey was taken with them.
Meanwhile Finny was at the edge of the bridge gazing into Wisconsin.
"I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened," said Finny in his mind.
"Well too bad because you have to whether you want to or not!" said an image of Harrygalf then slapped Finny.
"Ow, how does an image slap me?" asked Finny.
"Don't ask me. It's YOUR imagination," said the Harrygalf image. It then disappeared. Finny tucked the ring into his shirt and started heading towards Wisconsin. Suddenly Sam found Finny crossing the bridge and started screaming to him.
"Finny no! Finny!" screamed Sam.
"No Sam," said Finny, ignoring Sam and walking over the bridge. Sam then started going up the bridge.
"Go back Sam! You can't climb up bridges!" yelled Finny. Sam ignored Finny and kept going. Sam then tripped and started sliding down the bridge.
"Sam!" yelled Finny. He then ran up and grabbed Sam's hand, pulling him up.
"I made a promise Mr. Finny. I promise to be your butt buddy!" said Sam.
"Oh Sam," said Finny and hugged him. They then trudged over to the middle of the bridge.
Meanwhile Gapli was walking around thinking of what to do.
"It has all been in vain. The team has failed. But what if I'm true to Mikey? Well now the decision comes. I can either follow Finny and Sam, save Mikey, or go through the salt mines again!" said Gapli to himself.
"Oh I guess I HAVE to save Mikey. But then I'm going through the salt mines!" said Gapli. He then picked up his croquet mallet and started following the Packer Hai orcs.
Meanwhile Finny and Sam finally reached the middle of the bridge. They gazed down into Wisconsin below and saw lambo field in the distance.
"There it is Sam, Wisconsin. I hope the others find a safer road," said Finny.
"Yeah or else they'll get their asses kicked BAD!" said Sam.
"Sam, I'm glad you're with me," said Finny. They then started down the bridge and into Wisconsin.
"Finny, look. It's the bridge of Wisconsin. I've always wanted to gaze into the pillars of old," said Mikey. The truck stopped at a stop sign before the bridge and the four jumped off.
"Do you know how the Packers came to be? They were normal football players once, tortured, and mutilated. A ruined form of life. Now perfected, my fighting Packer Hai," said Dennis Green confronting his chief Packer Hai orc, Donald Driver. For while the party was on their journey through the mines, and through Kwik Trip, Dennis Green had succeeded in breeding Packers and Packer Fans. He made Donald Driver, the ultimate fighter of the Packer Hai. Then the Packer Hai orcs started getting ready for battle. Pads would be put on them. They were given football helmets and footballs.
"Hunt them down. You do not know fear, you do not know pain, you will taste gay flesh!" announced Dennis Green to the Packer Hai. The Packer Hai orcs shouted with great enthusiasm. Dennis Green then turned to Donald Driver.
"One of the gays carries something of great value. Bring him to me alive, and unraped. Kill the others," said Dennis Green to Donald Driver. With that Donald Driver lead the Packer Hai out of the Metrodome and started heading for where the group was.
The group was sitting at the foot of the bridge and eating out of their bags. They decided to make camp and rest a little before trying to tackle what challenge stood before them, Wisconsin.
"Take some rest, we approach Wisconsin in the East tomorrow morning," said Sam.
"That's it? An impossible labyrinth of razor sharp hills and after that it gets even better! Festering, stinking farmlands, far as the eye can see. We should go through the salt mines again!" said Gapli.
"No Gapli, not the salt mines again. And all that crap you said before that is our road. I suggest you rest and regain your strength master freak," said Sam.
"Hey where is Finny anyways? Did he go through the salt mines again?" asked Gapli.
"I don't know. But I have to find him!" said Sam.
Finny was wandering around mindlessly looking at all the structures of the bridge. For the might Mississippi River lied beneath it. Finny kept looking when suddenly Mikey came in picking up rocks to throw in the river.
"None of us should wander alone. You least of all. So much depends on you. Finny?" said Mikey. He then looked at Finny and moved a little closer.
"I know why you seek solitude. You suffer, I see it day by day. There are other ways, Finny. There are other paths that we can take," said Mikey.
"I know what you would say and it would be a completely mindless and idiotic thing to say and do! Man you are stupid!" said Finny. This angered Mikey.
"All right Finny just give me the damn ring," said Mikey.
"No!" yelled Finny and started walking away. Mikey walked after him and started running to try and catch Finny.
"It's not yours by any chance! Should be mine and will be mine! Give me the ring!" yelled Mikey, tackling Finny to the ground and starting to grab for the ring.
"No!" yelled Finny as he fought to push Mikey off.
"Give it to me!" yelled Mikey as his head went for Finny's neck where the ring hung.
"Never!" yelled Finny as he quickly pulled out the ring and slipped it on his finger. Suddenly Finny vanished into thin air. He kicked Mikey and ran away invisible.
"I see your mind. You'll betray us! You'll take the ring to Brett Favre and kill us all! Curse you! Curse you and all the gays!" said Mikey. Then invisible Finny kicked Mikey in the nuts with anger and annoyance. Mikey fell and started crying.
"Finny, come back. Finny, I'm sorry!" yelled Mikey. But Finny was already running. He ran up the railing on the bridge and tried to hide. Suddenly there were shadows all around Finny as Lambo field suddenly came closer. Then Brett Favres face was above it laughing at Finny. Finny quickly yanked the ring off of his finger and fell to the ground. Suddenly there was a trampling sound. Gapli came up where Finny was and found him laying.
"Finny?" asked Gapli.
"It has taken Mikey," said Finny.
"Where is the ring?" asked Gapli.
"Stay away!" yelled Finny backing away from Gapli.
"Finny, we're all in this together!" said Gapli.
"Would you destroy it?" asked Finny. He held out his hand with the ring and Gapli approached it. Gapli made loud breathing sounds with his gaps as his hand reached for the ring. Suddenly he closed Finny's hand around it.
"I would have gone with you to the salt mines again. To the very pillars of salt," said Gapli.
"That's great but I'm going to Wisconsin alone or else the poison of the ring will turn me into a cheesehead and I'll kill you all. Take care of the others, especially Sam, he will not understand," said Finny. Suddenly Gapli looked shocked.
"Go Finny," said Gapli, drawing his croquet mallet. Finny sniffed the air and smelt a powerful stench of cheese. This meant orcs were near the bridge.
"Run Finny. Run!" yelled Gapli. Finny took off across the bridge which was on the Minnesota side of it. Gapli went down the bridge onto the land where a large group of Packer Hai orcs stood. They all started running towards Gapli as he held up his croquet mallet. He then swung and took one down. He swung again and knocked down another one. He kept toppling the orcs left and right. The orcs then spread out and started going to the edge of the bridge.
"Fine the gays!" yelled Donald Driver to the Packer Hai orcs.
Gapli jumped on some to try and stop them from getting to Finny. He beat one down with his croquet mallet. Finny was hiding behind the pillars to try to escape the Packer Hai orcs. They ran past him, not knowing he was there. Suddenly there came a screech.
"The screech of Mikey," said Gapli. He started running where Mikey was and took out orcs that were in his way.
As all the fighting was going on Sam was frantically looking for Finny.
"Mr. Finny!" yelled Sam as he looked left and right in hope to see his butt buddy. He kept looking and not knowing of the Packer Hai orcs that were attacking. He ran through the ground towards the bridge in hope of finding Finny.
The party continued to fight the Packer Hai orcs and was toppling them. Mikey would take his hockey stick and be slicing orcs left and right. He kept fighting when suddenly an orc that stood above the rest came. For it was Donald Driver. As Mikey was stabbing and orc with his hockey stick Donald Driver took up a football and aimed his arm at Mikey. He then thrust the football and hit Mikey in the chest. Mikey fell with pain and stayed on his knees for a bit. He then got up and started slicing orcs up again. He would slash one then turn around and stab another one. Donald Driver then launched another football at Mikey and hit in the gut. Mikey fell once again. He stayed for a bit then got up, a bit more weaker then before. He would clash with an orc and then stab them. Then come down slicing. Donald Driver then launched a third football and put Mikey out. Mikey fell to his knees and stayed there. The Packer Hai orcs then grabbed Mikey and took him away with them, heading for the metrodome.
Suddenly Gapli came out of nowhere and plowed into Donald Driver. Donald took up a stick that was lying on the ground and clashed with Gapli. He then pushed Gapli up beside a tree and charged at him with his shoulder. Gapli jumped out of the way and left Donald plowing into the tree. Donald hit his knee and was weakened. He limped and punched Gapli in the face. He then punched him again and then kicked him. Gapli went a few yards away. Donald picked up a twig and chucked it at Gapli's head. Gapli swung his croquet mallet and deflected it. Then Donald picked up his stick and clashed with Gapli's croquet mallet. They swung and were clashing over and over when Gapli suddenly came down and hit Donald's arm, breaking it. He then hit Donald in the nuts with his croquet mallet. Donald then grabbed the croquet mallet and pushed it further into his nuts growling in Gapli's face. Gapli pulled it out and swung around. He hit Donald in the head and sent it flying off his neck. Donald's body fell. The Packer Hai were gone and Donald was dead. But Mikey was taken with them.
Meanwhile Finny was at the edge of the bridge gazing into Wisconsin.
"I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened," said Finny in his mind.
"Well too bad because you have to whether you want to or not!" said an image of Harrygalf then slapped Finny.
"Ow, how does an image slap me?" asked Finny.
"Don't ask me. It's YOUR imagination," said the Harrygalf image. It then disappeared. Finny tucked the ring into his shirt and started heading towards Wisconsin. Suddenly Sam found Finny crossing the bridge and started screaming to him.
"Finny no! Finny!" screamed Sam.
"No Sam," said Finny, ignoring Sam and walking over the bridge. Sam then started going up the bridge.
"Go back Sam! You can't climb up bridges!" yelled Finny. Sam ignored Finny and kept going. Sam then tripped and started sliding down the bridge.
"Sam!" yelled Finny. He then ran up and grabbed Sam's hand, pulling him up.
"I made a promise Mr. Finny. I promise to be your butt buddy!" said Sam.
"Oh Sam," said Finny and hugged him. They then trudged over to the middle of the bridge.
Meanwhile Gapli was walking around thinking of what to do.
"It has all been in vain. The team has failed. But what if I'm true to Mikey? Well now the decision comes. I can either follow Finny and Sam, save Mikey, or go through the salt mines again!" said Gapli to himself.
"Oh I guess I HAVE to save Mikey. But then I'm going through the salt mines!" said Gapli. He then picked up his croquet mallet and started following the Packer Hai orcs.
Meanwhile Finny and Sam finally reached the middle of the bridge. They gazed down into Wisconsin below and saw lambo field in the distance.
"There it is Sam, Wisconsin. I hope the others find a safer road," said Finny.
"Yeah or else they'll get their asses kicked BAD!" said Sam.
"Sam, I'm glad you're with me," said Finny. They then started down the bridge and into Wisconsin.