The Two Stadiums
Gapli ran over fields. He ran over rocks, brooks, rivers, and hills. He kept running for 3 days and nights without any rest, any food, or any sort of nourishment. For he would hunt down the Packer Hai orcs and slay them to get Mikey back. His gaps breathed louder than before as he trudged over the land.
"Damn it this is hard! Man 3 days and nights without any sleep or food and I still haven't caught the orcs! I wonder if how far they are away," said Gapli. Gapli tried checking the ground for sounds of orc steps. He hard the trudging then quickened. For the Packer Hai orcs must have picked up his scent.
"Man how come the orcs are going faster? I'll never catch them! I should have gone through the salt mines when I still had the chance. But no, I just HAD to try to save Mikey. Man the little prick almost killed our whole party! Why am I saving him? And look at me now, I'm talking to myself! I must be going insane. But yet, Mikey always did slap some sense into me when I was obsessed with the salt mines. So I guess he's worth saving. Anyways now that I've wasted a good five minutes of talking to myself, I better check to see how far the orcs are away," said Gapli.
With that, Gapli went on top of a small cliff and pulled out a pair of binoculars. He saw the orcs in the distance running with Mikey on top.
"Jeez it's going to take forever to catch up to them! Oh well I guess I should just start out right now," said Gapli. He then leaped down from the rocks and kept going.
"Just gotta breathe through the gaps, that's the key. I think," said Gapli. After another day of running Gapli was about to give up.
"They're too fast for me! I can't catch them! Jeez stupid orcs, why did they have to run away anyways? Why did they even want Mikey? He's a prick!" said Gapli. Gapli then laid down and made up camp. As Gapli ate he thought about Mikey and all the stuff he did to him. He actually didn't find anything good in Mikey. Mikey seemed to be the ultimate evil, more evil possibly than Brett Favre himself. But that couldn't be. After camp Gapli was fully refreshed and ready to start again.
"Wait a second, when I finally catch up to them, I'm going to have to fight them! Jeez I'm gonna pass out by the time this hunt it over!" said Gapli. But little did Gapli know, that something else was happening as he hunted them.
Gapli ran over fields. He ran over rocks, brooks, rivers, and hills. He kept running for 3 days and nights without any rest, any food, or any sort of nourishment. For he would hunt down the Packer Hai orcs and slay them to get Mikey back. His gaps breathed louder than before as he trudged over the land.
"Damn it this is hard! Man 3 days and nights without any sleep or food and I still haven't caught the orcs! I wonder if how far they are away," said Gapli. Gapli tried checking the ground for sounds of orc steps. He hard the trudging then quickened. For the Packer Hai orcs must have picked up his scent.
"Man how come the orcs are going faster? I'll never catch them! I should have gone through the salt mines when I still had the chance. But no, I just HAD to try to save Mikey. Man the little prick almost killed our whole party! Why am I saving him? And look at me now, I'm talking to myself! I must be going insane. But yet, Mikey always did slap some sense into me when I was obsessed with the salt mines. So I guess he's worth saving. Anyways now that I've wasted a good five minutes of talking to myself, I better check to see how far the orcs are away," said Gapli.
With that, Gapli went on top of a small cliff and pulled out a pair of binoculars. He saw the orcs in the distance running with Mikey on top.
"Jeez it's going to take forever to catch up to them! Oh well I guess I should just start out right now," said Gapli. He then leaped down from the rocks and kept going.
"Just gotta breathe through the gaps, that's the key. I think," said Gapli. After another day of running Gapli was about to give up.
"They're too fast for me! I can't catch them! Jeez stupid orcs, why did they have to run away anyways? Why did they even want Mikey? He's a prick!" said Gapli. Gapli then laid down and made up camp. As Gapli ate he thought about Mikey and all the stuff he did to him. He actually didn't find anything good in Mikey. Mikey seemed to be the ultimate evil, more evil possibly than Brett Favre himself. But that couldn't be. After camp Gapli was fully refreshed and ready to start again.
"Wait a second, when I finally catch up to them, I'm going to have to fight them! Jeez I'm gonna pass out by the time this hunt it over!" said Gapli. But little did Gapli know, that something else was happening as he hunted them.