Gapli continued his pursuit of the Packer Hai orcs, panting as he ran through the open fields. For he knew he was gaining on the orcs. Suddenly as he was resting he realized something that he had been too stupid before to realize. That the orcs were carrying Mikey to the metrodome! Why Gapli had no clue but he knew he must stop them before the evil Dennis Green got him.
Suddenly as Gapli was wondering the fields, he heard a rumbling. For he saw a bus coming right towards him. It must have been the bus to the Packer Hai! For Gapli quickly ran behind a rock like a coward so that the Packer Hai wouldn't slaughter him horribly. Suddenly as the bus zoomed past Gapli, he stared and saw that it was no Packer Hai bus! It was the bus of the Vikings! So Gapli dove out of his hiding place and shouted to it.
"Riders of the Vikings!" yelled Gapli to the bus. The bus then stopped and went in reverse. Suddenly the doors flew open and the Vikings came out. They surrounded Gapli and pointed footballs at him. Suddenly the leader came to the front and approached Gapli.
"What is a freak doing in this part of Minnesota?" asked the leader.
"I know you! You're the running back Micheal Bennett!" said Gapli.
"That doesn't matter, what are you doing here?" asked Micheal.
"I was hunting the Packer Hai orcs, for they have one of my friends," said Gapli.
"The Packer Hai? They are all dead. Last night, we killed all of them. We left none alive," said Micheal Bennett.
"Did you find a gay with the orcs? His name is Mikey Brandybuck," said Gapli.
"No we didn't. We piled the carcasses and burned them. There was nothing left alive. I'm sorry. If you want to investigate it, it's up there a waise," said Micheal Bennett. Gapli then got a scared look on his face. The Vikings piled into a bus and drove off down the road. Gapli then followed to the area where the smoke was coming from. There were orc bodies that were plowed, butchered, and smashed all over in a burnt pile. Gapli started digging through them to try and find something. He didn't find anything useful until he hit about the middle of the pile. It was a pair of briefs. Small briefs too, something only a gay would wear. Gapli knew what this meant.
"Nooooooooo! Mikey! Why?" screamed Gapli. He then went down on his knees and started crying like a baby. Suddenly he noticed something. There was a trail of piss.
"Only Mikey pisses all over the place!" said Gapli. He then followed the trail of piss into the forest.
Meanwhile Mikey was running, pissing all over the place from fear. For the orc was still behind him. He looked pack and saw the orc limping with a knife in his hand.
"I'll get you now," said the orc. Mikey then climbed up a tree. The orc grabbed his foot and was trying to pull him down to slaughter him. Mikey struggled to get the orc off. He kicked and kicked but the orc didn't let go. Suddenly a branch fell with a person on it and squashed the orc. The person then got up and pulled Mikey down. He put Mikey in a grasp and held him.
"You look like a little orc," said the person.
"No! I'm not! I'm what they call a gay," said Mikey.
"A gay? I've never heard of gays before," said the person.
"My name is Mikey Brandybuck and I live down south," said Mikey.
"I've never been there," said the person.
"I didn't know people lived in the forest," said Mikey.
"Yes, my name is Isaac and I'm a tree hugging hippey. And you look like an orc to me," said Isaac.
"No I'm not really! Why won't you believe me?" asked Mikey.
"Orcs come in here all the time and lie to us. They then chop down the trees. Their killing all the trees in the world!" said Isaac.
"Well I would never do that. I'm here to help you," said Mikey.
"Well, I don't know if I should believe you but I'll have to see what the leader of the Vikings has to say," said Isaac.
"Dennis Green!" said Mikey. Suddenly there was a flash of light and a figure of a man was shown.
With Mikey disappeared in the forest, Gapli continued to try and find him. He would follow the piss until there was no more.
"Hmmmmmm his trail ends here," said Gapli. Suddenly Gapli realized where he was.
"Faggot forest. This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory, and litter. Mikey must be here somewhere!" said Gapli. He continued through the vines following Mikey's tracks when suddenly he came to an area.
"The leader of the Vikings. Dennis Green!" shouted Gapli scared. Suddenly there was a flash of light. Gapli picked up rocks and were throwing them but they all got deflected by the figure. Then the light died down and the figure emerged. Gapli was shocked to see who it was.
Suddenly as Gapli was wondering the fields, he heard a rumbling. For he saw a bus coming right towards him. It must have been the bus to the Packer Hai! For Gapli quickly ran behind a rock like a coward so that the Packer Hai wouldn't slaughter him horribly. Suddenly as the bus zoomed past Gapli, he stared and saw that it was no Packer Hai bus! It was the bus of the Vikings! So Gapli dove out of his hiding place and shouted to it.
"Riders of the Vikings!" yelled Gapli to the bus. The bus then stopped and went in reverse. Suddenly the doors flew open and the Vikings came out. They surrounded Gapli and pointed footballs at him. Suddenly the leader came to the front and approached Gapli.
"What is a freak doing in this part of Minnesota?" asked the leader.
"I know you! You're the running back Micheal Bennett!" said Gapli.
"That doesn't matter, what are you doing here?" asked Micheal.
"I was hunting the Packer Hai orcs, for they have one of my friends," said Gapli.
"The Packer Hai? They are all dead. Last night, we killed all of them. We left none alive," said Micheal Bennett.
"Did you find a gay with the orcs? His name is Mikey Brandybuck," said Gapli.
"No we didn't. We piled the carcasses and burned them. There was nothing left alive. I'm sorry. If you want to investigate it, it's up there a waise," said Micheal Bennett. Gapli then got a scared look on his face. The Vikings piled into a bus and drove off down the road. Gapli then followed to the area where the smoke was coming from. There were orc bodies that were plowed, butchered, and smashed all over in a burnt pile. Gapli started digging through them to try and find something. He didn't find anything useful until he hit about the middle of the pile. It was a pair of briefs. Small briefs too, something only a gay would wear. Gapli knew what this meant.
"Nooooooooo! Mikey! Why?" screamed Gapli. He then went down on his knees and started crying like a baby. Suddenly he noticed something. There was a trail of piss.
"Only Mikey pisses all over the place!" said Gapli. He then followed the trail of piss into the forest.
Meanwhile Mikey was running, pissing all over the place from fear. For the orc was still behind him. He looked pack and saw the orc limping with a knife in his hand.
"I'll get you now," said the orc. Mikey then climbed up a tree. The orc grabbed his foot and was trying to pull him down to slaughter him. Mikey struggled to get the orc off. He kicked and kicked but the orc didn't let go. Suddenly a branch fell with a person on it and squashed the orc. The person then got up and pulled Mikey down. He put Mikey in a grasp and held him.
"You look like a little orc," said the person.
"No! I'm not! I'm what they call a gay," said Mikey.
"A gay? I've never heard of gays before," said the person.
"My name is Mikey Brandybuck and I live down south," said Mikey.
"I've never been there," said the person.
"I didn't know people lived in the forest," said Mikey.
"Yes, my name is Isaac and I'm a tree hugging hippey. And you look like an orc to me," said Isaac.
"No I'm not really! Why won't you believe me?" asked Mikey.
"Orcs come in here all the time and lie to us. They then chop down the trees. Their killing all the trees in the world!" said Isaac.
"Well I would never do that. I'm here to help you," said Mikey.
"Well, I don't know if I should believe you but I'll have to see what the leader of the Vikings has to say," said Isaac.
"Dennis Green!" said Mikey. Suddenly there was a flash of light and a figure of a man was shown.
With Mikey disappeared in the forest, Gapli continued to try and find him. He would follow the piss until there was no more.
"Hmmmmmm his trail ends here," said Gapli. Suddenly Gapli realized where he was.
"Faggot forest. This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory, and litter. Mikey must be here somewhere!" said Gapli. He continued through the vines following Mikey's tracks when suddenly he came to an area.
"The leader of the Vikings. Dennis Green!" shouted Gapli scared. Suddenly there was a flash of light. Gapli picked up rocks and were throwing them but they all got deflected by the figure. Then the light died down and the figure emerged. Gapli was shocked to see who it was.