The figure came up to Gapli. Gapli still couldn't believe who it was.
"It can't be," said Gapli. For Harrygalf the white emerged from the light. For Harrygalf was covered in white and appeared in a Viking's jersey.
"But…but you went to the TV sale. How are you here? Why aren't you still looking at TV's?" asked Gapli.
"Let me explain to you. After the Melrog was defeated I went since those TV's were pretty cheap. Not to mention I could buy one to watch the game on. Well I was staring at this one TV that caught my eye when suddenly I must have suffered a blow to the head. I don't know what happened but all I know is I woke up in the back of a Packer fan powdered milk truck. Well I fought the driver on the highest hill of the highway. After numerous clashing I finally threw him out of his seat. He flew out and skidded on the road. Then suddenly the truck crashed into a tree. After that I saw powder, endless powder. And when all the powder cleared I have become Harrygalf the white," said Harrygalf.
"So that's what happened. I never would have knew," said Gapli.
"Yes but now we must hurry, for I feel that Dennis Green is going to try and rid the world of the Viking fans," said Harrygalf. With that Harrygalf and Gapli bolted out of Faggot Forest.
Meanwhile Isaac drug Mikey through the forest.
"Hmmm Harrygalf said he knew you but I don't know," said Isaac.
"I didn't know Harrygalf broke away so soon," said Mikey.
"Well now I will take you to my home. For these woods are not safe for little men like you," said Isaac.
"Why are they so dangerous?" asked Mikey.
"Well orcs come in here all the time and chop down wood for their flames in the metrodome. Us tree hugging hippies are hurt. I had mistaken you for an orc and the other hippies would too," said Isaac.
"Yes the orcs, lead by Dennis Green," said Mikey.
"Yes, Dennis Green! Damn him! He leads those filthy disgusting Packer fans, chopping down all the trees! I hate him with all my heart and soul!" said Isaac.
"Such hatred for one single being. Perhaps you should join us in the war against him," said Mikey.
"Perhaps but it must be discussed in the council," said Isaac. He then took out a horn and blew through it. Suddenly, tree hugging hippies came out of everywhere. Each wearing a little something different.
"Yes all the tree hugging hippies! Each representing ash, oak, and willow. We will now have the council. You wait over there while we discuss," said Isaac. So the tree hugging hippies started talking while Mikey impatiently waited in the corner of the wood.
Meanwhile Dennis Green had sent the Packer Hai orcs to small town in the rural area of the twin cities. There the Viking fans dwelled and were living peaceful. Suddenly the Packer Hai orcs raided and drove people from their houses. They beat down Viking fans and smashed them into the ground. They killed even the women and children. Houses were doused with gasoline and set a flame. It was a gruesome sight. The surviving Viking fans fled. For this was the first attack that the Packer Hai would attempt on the Viking fans. But this attack was small. For there would be much greater ones that would come…
"It can't be," said Gapli. For Harrygalf the white emerged from the light. For Harrygalf was covered in white and appeared in a Viking's jersey.
"But…but you went to the TV sale. How are you here? Why aren't you still looking at TV's?" asked Gapli.
"Let me explain to you. After the Melrog was defeated I went since those TV's were pretty cheap. Not to mention I could buy one to watch the game on. Well I was staring at this one TV that caught my eye when suddenly I must have suffered a blow to the head. I don't know what happened but all I know is I woke up in the back of a Packer fan powdered milk truck. Well I fought the driver on the highest hill of the highway. After numerous clashing I finally threw him out of his seat. He flew out and skidded on the road. Then suddenly the truck crashed into a tree. After that I saw powder, endless powder. And when all the powder cleared I have become Harrygalf the white," said Harrygalf.
"So that's what happened. I never would have knew," said Gapli.
"Yes but now we must hurry, for I feel that Dennis Green is going to try and rid the world of the Viking fans," said Harrygalf. With that Harrygalf and Gapli bolted out of Faggot Forest.
Meanwhile Isaac drug Mikey through the forest.
"Hmmm Harrygalf said he knew you but I don't know," said Isaac.
"I didn't know Harrygalf broke away so soon," said Mikey.
"Well now I will take you to my home. For these woods are not safe for little men like you," said Isaac.
"Why are they so dangerous?" asked Mikey.
"Well orcs come in here all the time and chop down wood for their flames in the metrodome. Us tree hugging hippies are hurt. I had mistaken you for an orc and the other hippies would too," said Isaac.
"Yes the orcs, lead by Dennis Green," said Mikey.
"Yes, Dennis Green! Damn him! He leads those filthy disgusting Packer fans, chopping down all the trees! I hate him with all my heart and soul!" said Isaac.
"Such hatred for one single being. Perhaps you should join us in the war against him," said Mikey.
"Perhaps but it must be discussed in the council," said Isaac. He then took out a horn and blew through it. Suddenly, tree hugging hippies came out of everywhere. Each wearing a little something different.
"Yes all the tree hugging hippies! Each representing ash, oak, and willow. We will now have the council. You wait over there while we discuss," said Isaac. So the tree hugging hippies started talking while Mikey impatiently waited in the corner of the wood.
Meanwhile Dennis Green had sent the Packer Hai orcs to small town in the rural area of the twin cities. There the Viking fans dwelled and were living peaceful. Suddenly the Packer Hai orcs raided and drove people from their houses. They beat down Viking fans and smashed them into the ground. They killed even the women and children. Houses were doused with gasoline and set a flame. It was a gruesome sight. The surviving Viking fans fled. For this was the first attack that the Packer Hai would attempt on the Viking fans. But this attack was small. For there would be much greater ones that would come…