While all the people fled from the small village, coach Mike Tice sat on his throne. He was very weathered down and lifeless. All he would do is sit, barely talking, barely breathing, barely doing anything. For his assistant Cunningham would give him the supposed right advice. While all the people were suffering, Cunningham kept telling Mike Tice that that was the right thing to do.
Gapli and Harrygalf trudged from Faggot forest up to the rural areas of the twin cities. They gazed at all the buildings standing above them. They also started making their way up to the house on the hill. For this was Mike Tice's house where he dwelled. As they approached all the Viking fans of the village would look at them. They climbed the stairs and finally reached the hallway where two Viking guards were standing.
"You cannot see coach Mike Tice unless you are unarmed," said the guard. So Gapli gave them his croquet mallet and anything else he had. Just as the guards were going for Harrygalf's remote on top of his staff, Harrygalf stopped them.
"You would not pardon a coach potato from his remote would you?" asked Harrygalf. The guards decided not to. So Gapli and Harrygalf went into the house. For the main room was great, Viking guards on both sides. They both approached the coach Mike Tice who was sitting on the throne at the front of the room. Suddenly Cunningham noticed who it was and snapped at one of the guards.
"I told you to take the remote!" said Cunningham. The guards then closed in to try and get the remote. Gapli then fought them off. Suddenly Harrygalf shot a beam out of his remote. It struck Mike Tice.
"Let him go!" yelled Harrygalf.
"No! The Viking fans will fall!" said Mike Tice. Obviously Dennis Green was controlling Mike Tice with a chip that Cunningham planted on the back of his neck.
"Get out of his body!" yelled Harrygalf.
"If I go, he dies!" yelled Mike Tice.
"You couldn't kill me, you won't kill him!" yelled Harrygalf. Then suddenly in a small poof of smoke, the chip on the back of Mike Tice's neck exploded. Back at the metrodome the computer that Dennis Green was controlling Mike Tice with exploded and sent him flying back. Then Mike Tice got up and the age disappeared from his face. He suddenly looked young and enthusiastic again. For Mike Tice had been freed from the evil curse. Cunningham got a scared look on his face.
"You did this to me! Assassinate him!" yelled Mike Tice. The guards took him by his arms.
"No wait! He is just a pathetic player. Let him go," said Harrygalf.
"Very well," said Mike Tice. The guards then took Cunningham out and kicked him down the stairs. Then Cunningham fled the rural areas of the cities and went back to the metrodome. Then Mike Tice was with Harrygalf looking at what he had just done.
"It was not your fault. He would have gone soon anyways," said Harrygalf.
"Yes but a coach should never have to fire his player," said Mike Tice. He then wept with great passion at the loss of Cunningham. After he was done weeping Harrygalf told him of the situation.
"Dennis Green is planning an attack. There is a union now between the two stadiums, the metrodome and lambo field. Dennis Green's goal is to defeat all the Viking fans. He is building a great army of orcs to destroy each and every one of the fans," said Harrygalf.
"Then he will obviously strike the rural areas of the cities. We must move all the women and children to helmet's deep in St. Paul. For it was a very old stadium. It protected the Viking fans then, it is our only hope for defense now," said Mike Tice. They then gathered up all the women and children of the Viking fans and started heading for St. Paul. Harrygalf and Gapli stood watch in case any attacks would come. For the road to St. Paul was dangerous and needed their protection.
Meanwhile Mikey still waited as the tree hugging hippies discussed. They talked amongst themselves in their hippie language in which Mikey didn't understand. For he was hoping that they would decide to go to war against the metrodome. They would be a great offense for the side of the Vikings. Suddenly they stopped talking. Isaac, their leader turned to Mikey with their decision.
"We have made our decision," said Isaac. He then went into a droop. Mikey gave an anxious face and tried to hurry Isaac up.
"Well? What is it?" asked Mikey.
"We have decided that you aren't an orc," said Isaac.
"Well that's great. What about the war?" asked Mikey.
"We are still discussing that. Please don't be hasty," said Isaac.
"Hasty?" asked Mikey. He then sat back down into the impatient slump and waited for Isaac and the other tree hugging hippies to make their decision.
Meanwhile Cunningham finally got back to Dennis Green. He told Dennis Green all about what happened.
"So they are going on the road to Helmet's Deep? Send the dogs loose. We will destroy the Vikings fans on their way there. Leave no woman or child alive," said Dennis Green. Then the orcs let the vicious dogs loose and gave them the scent of the Vikings fans. The dogs then bolted out and headed for the group of fans.
Gapli and Harrygalf trudged from Faggot forest up to the rural areas of the twin cities. They gazed at all the buildings standing above them. They also started making their way up to the house on the hill. For this was Mike Tice's house where he dwelled. As they approached all the Viking fans of the village would look at them. They climbed the stairs and finally reached the hallway where two Viking guards were standing.
"You cannot see coach Mike Tice unless you are unarmed," said the guard. So Gapli gave them his croquet mallet and anything else he had. Just as the guards were going for Harrygalf's remote on top of his staff, Harrygalf stopped them.
"You would not pardon a coach potato from his remote would you?" asked Harrygalf. The guards decided not to. So Gapli and Harrygalf went into the house. For the main room was great, Viking guards on both sides. They both approached the coach Mike Tice who was sitting on the throne at the front of the room. Suddenly Cunningham noticed who it was and snapped at one of the guards.
"I told you to take the remote!" said Cunningham. The guards then closed in to try and get the remote. Gapli then fought them off. Suddenly Harrygalf shot a beam out of his remote. It struck Mike Tice.
"Let him go!" yelled Harrygalf.
"No! The Viking fans will fall!" said Mike Tice. Obviously Dennis Green was controlling Mike Tice with a chip that Cunningham planted on the back of his neck.
"Get out of his body!" yelled Harrygalf.
"If I go, he dies!" yelled Mike Tice.
"You couldn't kill me, you won't kill him!" yelled Harrygalf. Then suddenly in a small poof of smoke, the chip on the back of Mike Tice's neck exploded. Back at the metrodome the computer that Dennis Green was controlling Mike Tice with exploded and sent him flying back. Then Mike Tice got up and the age disappeared from his face. He suddenly looked young and enthusiastic again. For Mike Tice had been freed from the evil curse. Cunningham got a scared look on his face.
"You did this to me! Assassinate him!" yelled Mike Tice. The guards took him by his arms.
"No wait! He is just a pathetic player. Let him go," said Harrygalf.
"Very well," said Mike Tice. The guards then took Cunningham out and kicked him down the stairs. Then Cunningham fled the rural areas of the cities and went back to the metrodome. Then Mike Tice was with Harrygalf looking at what he had just done.
"It was not your fault. He would have gone soon anyways," said Harrygalf.
"Yes but a coach should never have to fire his player," said Mike Tice. He then wept with great passion at the loss of Cunningham. After he was done weeping Harrygalf told him of the situation.
"Dennis Green is planning an attack. There is a union now between the two stadiums, the metrodome and lambo field. Dennis Green's goal is to defeat all the Viking fans. He is building a great army of orcs to destroy each and every one of the fans," said Harrygalf.
"Then he will obviously strike the rural areas of the cities. We must move all the women and children to helmet's deep in St. Paul. For it was a very old stadium. It protected the Viking fans then, it is our only hope for defense now," said Mike Tice. They then gathered up all the women and children of the Viking fans and started heading for St. Paul. Harrygalf and Gapli stood watch in case any attacks would come. For the road to St. Paul was dangerous and needed their protection.
Meanwhile Mikey still waited as the tree hugging hippies discussed. They talked amongst themselves in their hippie language in which Mikey didn't understand. For he was hoping that they would decide to go to war against the metrodome. They would be a great offense for the side of the Vikings. Suddenly they stopped talking. Isaac, their leader turned to Mikey with their decision.
"We have made our decision," said Isaac. He then went into a droop. Mikey gave an anxious face and tried to hurry Isaac up.
"Well? What is it?" asked Mikey.
"We have decided that you aren't an orc," said Isaac.
"Well that's great. What about the war?" asked Mikey.
"We are still discussing that. Please don't be hasty," said Isaac.
"Hasty?" asked Mikey. He then sat back down into the impatient slump and waited for Isaac and the other tree hugging hippies to make their decision.
Meanwhile Cunningham finally got back to Dennis Green. He told Dennis Green all about what happened.
"So they are going on the road to Helmet's Deep? Send the dogs loose. We will destroy the Vikings fans on their way there. Leave no woman or child alive," said Dennis Green. Then the orcs let the vicious dogs loose and gave them the scent of the Vikings fans. The dogs then bolted out and headed for the group of fans.