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Prologue:
Sesshomaru sighed as he sifted through the huge pile of papers that lay sprawled across his desk. He desperately needed a secretary. With all his clients and all the paperwork, it was impossible to finish a day's work in an actual day. Instead he would take about a week to do a set of papers that really, with a secretary, should only take 12 hours. So here he was, Sesshomaru Tensaiga, big dog of business looking for a secretary. He sighed as he looked through hundreds of applications. The problem is that with his name being top in the industry, there were a lot of people who wanted the job. Most of which weren't educated enough to clean toilets, let alone help run a business corporation. He continued to trudge through the papers until he came to a one that caught his eye. It was perfect. The applicant had all the required credentials and then some. And apparently they were still going to night school. He smiled; he had found his new secretary. Mr. Hakamashi.
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Ms. Hakamashi rolled out of bed with a thump. Today was the day to go job-hunting. She sighed and walked into the kitchen. Oh how she hated the idea of a job, but her roommates had insisted so she was stuck. She poured a cup of luke warm coffee and sat on a stool. She began to bang her head on the table until a voice interrupted her.
"You know if you keep doing that your going to break the table." Rin looked up to see Kagome; one of her beloved roommates.
"Its your fault you know, if you, Sango, and Kagura hadn't instead on me getting a job I wouldn't have an excuse to bang my head on the table." Kagome rolled her eyes,
"Please save the drama for a rainy day. Besides I already sent in one of the applications you filled out."
"Whish un," her voice was muffled by the table.
"The secretary" Kagome began to pour a cup of coffee for herself. She sighed and sat next to Rin. "Look, I know that you don't want a job but, everyone else has one, so it's about time you did too."
"I'm going to school, that's enough work for me, thank you very much." Kagome smiled, "so am I. I also have a job as a waitress. Be grateful, this is a really good opportunity."
"You sound like my mother." Kagome cringed, "I said it was a great opportunity, I didn't say to take it."
Rin smiled, "now that's the Kagome we know and love." She laughed, "yeah..." she was interrupted by the telephone, "Let the machine get it, its probably a telemarketer."
"Sure, whatev…"
Please leave a message after the beep.
Rin sighed, "We really need to change that. It so impersonal."
"Hi, I'm calling on behalf of Tensaiga Corporation. We'd like to welcome Mr. Hakamashi to the business and invite you to please come in. Mr.Tensaiga would appreciate if you would start work right away." And with that the message ended. Rin groaned,
"Damn it all." Kagome smiled,
"Welcome to the working world!" she clapped her hands to show her point. Rin snickered, "I got a job, not a husband."
"Well I heard Shippou was going to ask soon." She winked as Rin glared,
"Kagome you know damn well me and Shippou don't think of each other like that."
Kagome smiled, "Yeah, but its always fun to tease."
Rin rolled her eyes, "Whatever."
"Oh that reminds me," Kagome said as she got up to leave, "my brother is coming for a visit."
"Really, when?"
"This Saturday." Rin fell out of her seat, "Uhhh, Kagome Sango's brother Kohaku is coming Friday."
"Shit, are you serious?"
"Yeah, I mean the apartments big and all, but it aint that big." Kagome sighed,
"Well, I'll bunk with Sango and you can bunk with Kagura."
"You mean Kagura can bunk with me, there is no way two guys are sleeping in my room." Rin began to pout as Kagome continued the protest.
"Kagura's room is way to small. Plus there's better ventilation in you room."
"All the more reason for Kagura to bunk with me." Kagome frowned,
"Pleaaase Rin, it's rude to make the guest uncomfortable. Please, please, please, please. please, please plea…"
"Fine"
"Thanks" and with that Kagome was gone. Rin sighed; this was going to be a long weekend.
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Rin slowly made her way to the end of the stairwell. She screamed as someone placed a hand over her mouth and eyes. She heard laughing as she elbowed the assailant in the stomach. She turned around and went to kick when he spoke up,
"Rin wait its me."
"Shippou, if that's you I suggest you run. NOW" She darted after the poor guy and before he knew what happened Rin had tackled him down the stairs. They fell.
Hard.
Rin sat up holding her shoulder, "That's going to hurt in the morning."
Shippou groaned, "My head is killing me. Why the hell did you do that?"
"Hey don't blame me, if you hadn't scared the shit out of me I wouldn't have tackled you!" She folded her arms across her chest and waited for Shippou to help her up. When Shippou stood, she noticed he had an over night bag.
"What's with all the luggage?" she asked as he pulled her up.
"Oh, remember, my land lord kicked me out. You said I could bunk with you."
Rin sat there stunned, "I did?"
"Yep."
"When?"
"Just now."
"Shippou!"
"Please Rin I have no place else to go. Please, please, pleas…"
"Fine, but you have to bunk in my room with Kagura and me."
"Why is Kagura in your room? Unless" He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. Rin smacked him. " No you perv. Kagome and Sango's brothers are coming this weekend. We're going have seven people in an apartment for four. Plus a cat."
Shippou whined, "are you serious."
"Yep."
"Damn I picked the wrong time to piss of my land lord." Shippou continued to complain.
"Hurry up. I have to let you in, give you a spare key, and make sure everyone knows your staying."
"So what's the problem?" He asked scratching his head.
"The problem is I have to go to work in a hour." Rin swore she heard Shippou's jaw hit the floor. "You have a job?"
"Yeah, got a problem with it."
"No, its just, well you're the queen of laziness, how did Kagome get you to budge."
Rin pouted, "She sent in the application for me."
Shippou began to laugh, "Ahahahahahahaha, she got you. Hehe oomph," Rin punched him in the stomach, "Knock it off." He continued to laugh until Rin pulled his tail. She chuckled as he squeaked and held the offended part. "Now come on, I need to go."
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That sucked. I am soooooo sorry. I had to write a prologue, and well I had little inspiration. Wowie does anyone else realize that's a lot of people for such a small apartment? o.O Actually that's happened to me before. Hurricane Isabel wiped out all the power, so me and all my other relatives under the sun, camped out at my grandma's house. She was the only one with a generator. *Sigh* eighteen people, six pets and one three bedroom house. Not fun. That's basically where the inspiration for this chapter came in. So as you can see it sucked. I promise I'll try to make the next chappie better.
Ja,
TwilightKitty
Next chappie: No girls allowed