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This is a fanfic crossed by Anime-Mastah and Anime-Shaman!!!
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The Delightfulness of Goat Cheese
Chapter One- The Wonders of Goat Cheese
Pirika: (sees a person walking by.)would you like to buy some goat cheese?
Person: well, okay.how much is it? (Btw, the person has a round maggot voice)
Pirika: only 200 a piece!!! At other stores, you could get' em for about...hmmm, lets just say it's cheaper if you buy it from meeeee!!
Person: well, ok...here ya' are...200 bucks...
Pirika: *gee, that looks more than 200 to me...HEHE!!!! 600? THIS GUY'S INSANE!!!* Thank you, I hope you enjoy it!!!
Person: hhmmmm...looks green enough to eat!!! *Walks away taking a huge bite out of the 2 mm by 2mm piece...*
Moral of the story: maggots do anything to get goat cheese!!! HAHAHA
HoroHoro: *coming back from town when he sees the maggoty gentleman eating HIS goat cheese!!!* HEY!!!!
MG (Maggoty Gentleman): * shifty eyes* hmm??
HoroHoro: HEY YOU THERE!!! STOOOOOPPPP!!!!!
MG: Who me?
HoroHoro: Yeah, you!
MG: couldn't be!
HoroHoro: Then who???
MG: The goat cheese?
HoroHoro: gaspies! That was MY goat cheese!!!
MG:?
HoroHoro: you FOOL! Doncha know it's only good when it's blue???*Slaps bottom for no real reason and runs*
MG: well, that was unexpected...
PI: expect the unexpected maggoty gentleman...
MG: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM???
PI: yes.you sure are following my advice...-_-"
MG: y' all are wacked...
PI: maggoty wacked?
MG: precis...HEY!!!
PI: O.O *runs with a quick snatch of the already turquoise goat cheese*
MG: *looks at microscopic hands* Oh my, that was a jolly good show there, might I say a fairly gay one too.
As u can see...this maggoty gentleman is too much of a gentlemaned maggot...(look at his vocabulary)
MG: IETH HEARDETH THATETH...we're no longer chums no more, and I will no longer serve you any sugar in your tea or milk in your coffee or hand you one of my most finest English crumpets!!!
PI: *munching away* Hehe...maggots sure can be blind...
MG: I TASTED THAT!!!
PI: huh? Well, expect the unexpected?
Ren: *walking by as the MG makes his great proclamation about tea and crumpets* Hmm? Well, well, well, if it weren't for my old... bloody... ravishing... erm... *thinks for more British words* crumpetty... chap! Or...rather... chum! Haha!
PI and Horo: WE AREN'T FRIENDS WITH YOU!!!
MG: ahem.I don't believeth thateth we areth aquainted.-eth...
Ren: Fools! I meant the Goat Cheese!!!
GC: *looks up* oh hello there Ren, old chap! I say how nice it is to see you again, my old chap. Care for some crumpets and...bloody tea?
Ren: No. No my old chum, you must come over to MY house where we shall be gay and make merry! We shall feast on peaches and milk! And for your sake, crumpets!
GC: 'tis a fine idea! Off we go then!
Ren and GC: Weeeee're off to see the crumpets, the wonderful, bloody crumpets! *They run off into the sunset and are gaily singing and dancing*
Everyone else: 0_o...
~End~
Anime-Mastah: just in case you were wondering, the Goat Cheese at this point is...a nice mixture of aquamarine and yellow-green.
~Actual End~
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This is a fanfic crossed by Anime-Mastah and Anime-Shaman!!!
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The Delightfulness of Goat Cheese
Chapter One- The Wonders of Goat Cheese
Pirika: (sees a person walking by.)would you like to buy some goat cheese?
Person: well, okay.how much is it? (Btw, the person has a round maggot voice)
Pirika: only 200 a piece!!! At other stores, you could get' em for about...hmmm, lets just say it's cheaper if you buy it from meeeee!!
Person: well, ok...here ya' are...200 bucks...
Pirika: *gee, that looks more than 200 to me...HEHE!!!! 600? THIS GUY'S INSANE!!!* Thank you, I hope you enjoy it!!!
Person: hhmmmm...looks green enough to eat!!! *Walks away taking a huge bite out of the 2 mm by 2mm piece...*
Moral of the story: maggots do anything to get goat cheese!!! HAHAHA
HoroHoro: *coming back from town when he sees the maggoty gentleman eating HIS goat cheese!!!* HEY!!!!
MG (Maggoty Gentleman): * shifty eyes* hmm??
HoroHoro: HEY YOU THERE!!! STOOOOOPPPP!!!!!
MG: Who me?
HoroHoro: Yeah, you!
MG: couldn't be!
HoroHoro: Then who???
MG: The goat cheese?
HoroHoro: gaspies! That was MY goat cheese!!!
MG:?
HoroHoro: you FOOL! Doncha know it's only good when it's blue???*Slaps bottom for no real reason and runs*
MG: well, that was unexpected...
PI: expect the unexpected maggoty gentleman...
MG: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM???
PI: yes.you sure are following my advice...-_-"
MG: y' all are wacked...
PI: maggoty wacked?
MG: precis...HEY!!!
PI: O.O *runs with a quick snatch of the already turquoise goat cheese*
MG: *looks at microscopic hands* Oh my, that was a jolly good show there, might I say a fairly gay one too.
As u can see...this maggoty gentleman is too much of a gentlemaned maggot...(look at his vocabulary)
MG: IETH HEARDETH THATETH...we're no longer chums no more, and I will no longer serve you any sugar in your tea or milk in your coffee or hand you one of my most finest English crumpets!!!
PI: *munching away* Hehe...maggots sure can be blind...
MG: I TASTED THAT!!!
PI: huh? Well, expect the unexpected?
Ren: *walking by as the MG makes his great proclamation about tea and crumpets* Hmm? Well, well, well, if it weren't for my old... bloody... ravishing... erm... *thinks for more British words* crumpetty... chap! Or...rather... chum! Haha!
PI and Horo: WE AREN'T FRIENDS WITH YOU!!!
MG: ahem.I don't believeth thateth we areth aquainted.-eth...
Ren: Fools! I meant the Goat Cheese!!!
GC: *looks up* oh hello there Ren, old chap! I say how nice it is to see you again, my old chap. Care for some crumpets and...bloody tea?
Ren: No. No my old chum, you must come over to MY house where we shall be gay and make merry! We shall feast on peaches and milk! And for your sake, crumpets!
GC: 'tis a fine idea! Off we go then!
Ren and GC: Weeeee're off to see the crumpets, the wonderful, bloody crumpets! *They run off into the sunset and are gaily singing and dancing*
Everyone else: 0_o...
~End~
Anime-Mastah: just in case you were wondering, the Goat Cheese at this point is...a nice mixture of aquamarine and yellow-green.
~Actual End~
Like the fanfic so far? READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!!!
We need at least 10 reviews to put up the next chapter!!! Thx. ^.