As Gapli was scouting, he suddenly noticed something in the distance. He quickly ran up to get a closer look. Suddenly, he was shocked. There were ten thousand Packer Hai orcs marching to Helmet's Deep. Gapli quickly ran back to the stadium and burst through the doors. Everyone greeted him as he came. Gapli then went up to coach Mike Tice.
"Mike Tice there are Packer Hai orcs coming!" said Gapli.
"How many?" asked Mike Tice.
"Ten thousand," said Gapli. Mike Tice then turned with a scared look on his face.
"Ten thousand?!?" asked Mike Tice nervously.
"Yes, they are marching here from the Metrodome. They will reach here by nightfall," said Gapli.
"We must prepare," said Mike Tice. So they quickly went to work. Mike Tice put all the woman and children fans in the basement and locked the doors. Then he took all the men fans there were and began preparing them. He would put them all in pads and give them footballs. Suddenly Gapli investigated the troops.
"These are not Vikings, they are just fanboys!" yelled Gapli.
"We have no other choice. We don't have anyone to fight against the Packer Hai orcs. Don't you see it's impossible. Ten thousand against 300, we will surely be defeated," said Mike Tice.
"Then I will be defeated with you!" said Gapli.
"Wait," thought Gapli.
"What now?" asked Mike Tice.
"What about confronting the workers or other fans?" asked Gapli.
"Other fans would not get here before nightfall. And we do not share bonds with the workers anymore. It used to be where the workers played and were defeated together, but now those bonds have broken. No one will come. We are on our own," said Mike Tice. They then went and put up the lines. Putting all the fanboys on the top of the stadium and overlooking the parking lot. Some were put in the stadium in case the Packer Hai broke the doors down.
Meanwhile while Helmet's Deep was getting prepared for battle, the gomans and Kwik Trip were talking over the phone.
"Why should we help them? Fans have done nothing for us, just cheered for a team and not caring about anything else but football," said Alrond.
"Still we must help them. For it is the fate of Middle Earth, if the world of the fans fall, there will be nothing left but the workers and the freaks. And the workers are leaving and the freaks don't care. So see? If fans fall, all our hope will be lost," said Gladys over her cell phone.
"Yes but my people will be leaving soon. We do not have time to fight for the freedom of the fans," said Alrond.
"Very well, then I will send my own workers to Helmet's Deep to fight, where the future of the fans will live or die," said Gladys.
Meanwhile the gates were being sealed. Last minute arrangements were getting ready. For it was already becoming dusk. The day grew late and the fans could already here the marching footsteps of the Packer Hai orcs. They got closer and closer. Suddenly a horn blew.
"That's not a Packer Hai horn!" said Gapli. The fans then opened the gates and in came the workers of Kwik Trip, each with shotguns. Bob then came up to the front.
"You came," said Mike Tice.
"I remembered when fans and workers used to play and be defeated together. Those bonds will now be restored," said Bob. Then all the fans and workers of Kwik Trip got into positions.
After everything was set, all they could do was wait. Gapli waited impatiently for the Packer Hai to come. Night was falling. Torches of the Packer Hai were seen in the distance. A great battle would happen tonight. A battle like none other that was seen. The battle for the future of the fans.
Packer Hai orcs approached the wall. They each held long field goal posts in their hands. Then they started banging the field goal posts on the ground as if it were a war chant. The army looked in fear. There were Packer Hai's spread across the parking lot, far as the eye can see. Suddenly one of the fans got a muscle cramp in his arm and threw a football. It hit a Packer Hai in the head and he fell. For the first of the Packer Hai orcs were slain. Suddenly all the Packer Hai orcs stopped and stared at the one that was slain. This was the beginning of war.
The Packer Hai charged at the stadium. Suddenly Gapli fired an attack. Footballs and shotgun bullets then flew. It took out the first two lines of the Packer Hai orcs. Then another launch was set. The Packer Hai fell again.
"Is this the best that Dennis Green can give us?" asked Mike Tice.
The Packer Hai continued their attack. They then approached the wall and threw up ladders. The Packer Hai climbed up the ladders to get to the wall. The fans and workers kept knocking the Packer Hai back. But there were too many of them. The Packer Hai got onto the wall and started attacking. For up there was a great battle. Both workers and fans fell alike. Suddenly the Packer Hai came up with the field goal posts and took out numerous workers. Battle continued, both ramming and shooting. Packer Hai were falling left and right. Gapli shared in his battle. He would swing his croquet mallet and take out all the Packer Hai around him on the wall.
The Packer Hai on the wall were thrown off and were being held back. Suddenly one Packer Hai came up with a stick of dynamite.
"Kill him!" yelled Gapli. One of the workers then shot him with the shotgun. He was wounded but didn't fall.
"Quick! Kill him!" yelled Gapli again. The worker shot him again but it did not use. The Packer Hai orc reached the ticket selling box in the doorway.
"Take cover!" yelled Gapli. The Packer Hai orc dived and took out himself, and a group of other Packer Hai. The wall exploded and left a big gaping hole in the middle of it. But suddenly loose turf was set loose and spilled out upon the parking lot, taking out numerous Packer Hai. The Packer Hai's plan had failed. But they were not done yet. They took the end of the field goal post and started ramming the door. But the battle still continued on the wall. Suddenly a tragic event happened. For a Packer Hai came up and rammed Bob. He fell. Then he was rammed again and fell of the wall to his death. Gapli then started taking out Packer Hai on the wall. For they were still trying to get into the doorway. Then Gapli snuck down to where they were. He saw a small leap where a crack in the parking lot was. Gapli quickly leapt over it and landed in a huge mass of Packer Hai orcs, trying to get into the broken doorway. For it was made of double layers. Gapli then started swinging his croquet mallet and taking out Packer Hai orcs left and right. He quickly conquered all the Packer Hai in front of the door.
Then the Packer Hai came up with the battling ram again and continued to ram the door. Gapli quickly fled and went inside where Mike Tice was sitting. For he was getting ready to go out.
"Mike Tice, the battle is fierce," said Gapli.
"I know," said Mike Tice.
"Well Mike Tice, as their king, and as this is the fate of the fans, I ask you now to ride out with me," said Gapli. Then Mike Tice and Gapli quickly got on motorcycles, just ask the Packer Hai broke open the door. The Packer Hai poured in and the fans would take out all the Packer Hai coming. They then went out into the crowd and continued their slaughter of the Packer Hai. But there were too many of them. When suddenly, just about as dawn was to spring, there came a shape upon a hill. For it was Harrygalf the white! He had survived after all! And behind Harrygalf there was Micheal Bennett and all the riders of the Vikings on classy motorcycles. Harrygalf then lead the small army down and the Packer Hai got ready. They held their field goal posts out so the riders would get impaled by them. But Harrygalf took out a flood light and quickly blinded all the Packer Hai orcs. Then the Vikings poured into the Packer Hai and took out a majority of them. The Packer Hai knew defeat and the remaining half fled from the fear of the Vikings and the fans. They then disappeared into the wilderness, and were never seen again.
"Victory!" yelled Mike Tice, along with the cheers of the fans. For the fans were safe and the Packer Hai army was finally defeated. The fans would survive into the future.
After the battle, Harrygalf and Gapli met up. For they discussed the battle and what was yet to come.
"The battle for Helmet's Deep is over. The battle for the NFL, still needs to be fought. But you are a great leader, Gapli. Come, we must now go to the metrodome. For we have work that must be done there too," said Harrygalf. With that, all the fans and the Vikings trudged over to Minneapolis which bordered St. Paul. For they didn't know what had happened there, but they would soon find out.
"Mike Tice there are Packer Hai orcs coming!" said Gapli.
"How many?" asked Mike Tice.
"Ten thousand," said Gapli. Mike Tice then turned with a scared look on his face.
"Ten thousand?!?" asked Mike Tice nervously.
"Yes, they are marching here from the Metrodome. They will reach here by nightfall," said Gapli.
"We must prepare," said Mike Tice. So they quickly went to work. Mike Tice put all the woman and children fans in the basement and locked the doors. Then he took all the men fans there were and began preparing them. He would put them all in pads and give them footballs. Suddenly Gapli investigated the troops.
"These are not Vikings, they are just fanboys!" yelled Gapli.
"We have no other choice. We don't have anyone to fight against the Packer Hai orcs. Don't you see it's impossible. Ten thousand against 300, we will surely be defeated," said Mike Tice.
"Then I will be defeated with you!" said Gapli.
"Wait," thought Gapli.
"What now?" asked Mike Tice.
"What about confronting the workers or other fans?" asked Gapli.
"Other fans would not get here before nightfall. And we do not share bonds with the workers anymore. It used to be where the workers played and were defeated together, but now those bonds have broken. No one will come. We are on our own," said Mike Tice. They then went and put up the lines. Putting all the fanboys on the top of the stadium and overlooking the parking lot. Some were put in the stadium in case the Packer Hai broke the doors down.
Meanwhile while Helmet's Deep was getting prepared for battle, the gomans and Kwik Trip were talking over the phone.
"Why should we help them? Fans have done nothing for us, just cheered for a team and not caring about anything else but football," said Alrond.
"Still we must help them. For it is the fate of Middle Earth, if the world of the fans fall, there will be nothing left but the workers and the freaks. And the workers are leaving and the freaks don't care. So see? If fans fall, all our hope will be lost," said Gladys over her cell phone.
"Yes but my people will be leaving soon. We do not have time to fight for the freedom of the fans," said Alrond.
"Very well, then I will send my own workers to Helmet's Deep to fight, where the future of the fans will live or die," said Gladys.
Meanwhile the gates were being sealed. Last minute arrangements were getting ready. For it was already becoming dusk. The day grew late and the fans could already here the marching footsteps of the Packer Hai orcs. They got closer and closer. Suddenly a horn blew.
"That's not a Packer Hai horn!" said Gapli. The fans then opened the gates and in came the workers of Kwik Trip, each with shotguns. Bob then came up to the front.
"You came," said Mike Tice.
"I remembered when fans and workers used to play and be defeated together. Those bonds will now be restored," said Bob. Then all the fans and workers of Kwik Trip got into positions.
After everything was set, all they could do was wait. Gapli waited impatiently for the Packer Hai to come. Night was falling. Torches of the Packer Hai were seen in the distance. A great battle would happen tonight. A battle like none other that was seen. The battle for the future of the fans.
Packer Hai orcs approached the wall. They each held long field goal posts in their hands. Then they started banging the field goal posts on the ground as if it were a war chant. The army looked in fear. There were Packer Hai's spread across the parking lot, far as the eye can see. Suddenly one of the fans got a muscle cramp in his arm and threw a football. It hit a Packer Hai in the head and he fell. For the first of the Packer Hai orcs were slain. Suddenly all the Packer Hai orcs stopped and stared at the one that was slain. This was the beginning of war.
The Packer Hai charged at the stadium. Suddenly Gapli fired an attack. Footballs and shotgun bullets then flew. It took out the first two lines of the Packer Hai orcs. Then another launch was set. The Packer Hai fell again.
"Is this the best that Dennis Green can give us?" asked Mike Tice.
The Packer Hai continued their attack. They then approached the wall and threw up ladders. The Packer Hai climbed up the ladders to get to the wall. The fans and workers kept knocking the Packer Hai back. But there were too many of them. The Packer Hai got onto the wall and started attacking. For up there was a great battle. Both workers and fans fell alike. Suddenly the Packer Hai came up with the field goal posts and took out numerous workers. Battle continued, both ramming and shooting. Packer Hai were falling left and right. Gapli shared in his battle. He would swing his croquet mallet and take out all the Packer Hai around him on the wall.
The Packer Hai on the wall were thrown off and were being held back. Suddenly one Packer Hai came up with a stick of dynamite.
"Kill him!" yelled Gapli. One of the workers then shot him with the shotgun. He was wounded but didn't fall.
"Quick! Kill him!" yelled Gapli again. The worker shot him again but it did not use. The Packer Hai orc reached the ticket selling box in the doorway.
"Take cover!" yelled Gapli. The Packer Hai orc dived and took out himself, and a group of other Packer Hai. The wall exploded and left a big gaping hole in the middle of it. But suddenly loose turf was set loose and spilled out upon the parking lot, taking out numerous Packer Hai. The Packer Hai's plan had failed. But they were not done yet. They took the end of the field goal post and started ramming the door. But the battle still continued on the wall. Suddenly a tragic event happened. For a Packer Hai came up and rammed Bob. He fell. Then he was rammed again and fell of the wall to his death. Gapli then started taking out Packer Hai on the wall. For they were still trying to get into the doorway. Then Gapli snuck down to where they were. He saw a small leap where a crack in the parking lot was. Gapli quickly leapt over it and landed in a huge mass of Packer Hai orcs, trying to get into the broken doorway. For it was made of double layers. Gapli then started swinging his croquet mallet and taking out Packer Hai orcs left and right. He quickly conquered all the Packer Hai in front of the door.
Then the Packer Hai came up with the battling ram again and continued to ram the door. Gapli quickly fled and went inside where Mike Tice was sitting. For he was getting ready to go out.
"Mike Tice, the battle is fierce," said Gapli.
"I know," said Mike Tice.
"Well Mike Tice, as their king, and as this is the fate of the fans, I ask you now to ride out with me," said Gapli. Then Mike Tice and Gapli quickly got on motorcycles, just ask the Packer Hai broke open the door. The Packer Hai poured in and the fans would take out all the Packer Hai coming. They then went out into the crowd and continued their slaughter of the Packer Hai. But there were too many of them. When suddenly, just about as dawn was to spring, there came a shape upon a hill. For it was Harrygalf the white! He had survived after all! And behind Harrygalf there was Micheal Bennett and all the riders of the Vikings on classy motorcycles. Harrygalf then lead the small army down and the Packer Hai got ready. They held their field goal posts out so the riders would get impaled by them. But Harrygalf took out a flood light and quickly blinded all the Packer Hai orcs. Then the Vikings poured into the Packer Hai and took out a majority of them. The Packer Hai knew defeat and the remaining half fled from the fear of the Vikings and the fans. They then disappeared into the wilderness, and were never seen again.
"Victory!" yelled Mike Tice, along with the cheers of the fans. For the fans were safe and the Packer Hai army was finally defeated. The fans would survive into the future.
After the battle, Harrygalf and Gapli met up. For they discussed the battle and what was yet to come.
"The battle for Helmet's Deep is over. The battle for the NFL, still needs to be fought. But you are a great leader, Gapli. Come, we must now go to the metrodome. For we have work that must be done there too," said Harrygalf. With that, all the fans and the Vikings trudged over to Minneapolis which bordered St. Paul. For they didn't know what had happened there, but they would soon find out.