Isaac went slowly through the forest. For the tree hugging hippies were very cautious in driving in case they hit anything which would cause harm to themselves or nature. As Isaac went, Mikey panicked and hoped that his plan would work. Isaac finally came within distance of the north end of the forest.
"We're approaching the north end," said Isaac.
"Good," said Mikey.
"Why did you want to go to the north end anyways?" asked Isaac.
"I had something I wanted to do," said Mikey.
"Oh, well it's coming up," said Isaac. Isaac then continued until he reached a clearing. There, fallen tree stumps stood. Isaac stared at it like a deer stares at oncoming headlights.
"What happened?" asked Isaac.
"Dennis Green ripped the trees down to make the metrodome," said Mikey.
"These trees were special to me, they were my own kind, they were part of the world, they were so close that they were my friends," said Isaac. Then Isaac had a mad outburst and pressed down on his horn so the sound spread throughout the forest. Suddenly all the tree hugging hippies came driving up in vans. Isaac then put up the loud speaker on top of his van as the hippies crowded and stood on top of his van.
"Attention tree hugging hippies. Something terrible has happened today, that will forever go down in history. For Dennis Green, the formal leader of the Vikings, a traitor and coward at that, has ripped down all the trees in this area so that room could be made for the metrodome. Did the trees do anything to him? Did they form an army to try to kill the race of Packer Hai's? Did they rip down his walls so that they could grow? Did they kidnap this poor gay so that they could take the ring for domination purposes? NO! So what do we, the tree hugging hippies of faggot forest do? We do what he did to us! We form an army to kill all the Packer Hai's! We rip down his walls so the trees can grow! And we defeat him! Come now! The tree hugging hippies are going to war!" exclaimed Isaac with great enthusiasm.
After Isaac's three fricken hour long speech, the tree hugging hippies got into their vans and started gassing them up. Normally hippies would be cautious with their vehicle, but this time they would go all out. Signs of hippie rage. So the hippies floored it and sped through the suburbs towards the metrodome. There, the Packer Hai orcs stood. The tree hugging hippies trudged into the parking lot and started running over the orcs. They crashed and killed many orcs under their tires. After a great many orcs died, they all set their vans on auto drive towards the metrodome. Then, they bailed and sent their vans flying at full speed into the walls. The vans exploded as they hit the walls and did great damage to the metrodome.
The hippies weren't done after that. Being the neat freaks and nature lovers that they were, they decided to clean up the mess, and restore nature in that part. By the only way possible, releasing the Mississippi River back into it's original location. The River was dammed so that no water would get into the area the metrodome was in. So the hippies quickly went into the nearby bushes, and took out their hidden canoes. One hippie then planted a stick of dynamite in the dam wall. The hippies quickly got into their canoes and got ready for the rush. They gripped their paddles tightly. Suddenly, the dynamite exploded and the mighty Mississippi River rushed in through the damaged wall. It flooded the parking lot and drowned all the orcs there. It then soaked into the cracks and flooded the inside of the metrodome. All the orcs in their died too. All that was left was Dennis Green and Cunningham. As for the hippies the water rushed them up and they floated in their canoes. They started pattling around. Suddenly the tsunami wave started coming towards Isaac.
"Hold on little one," said Isaac, who had Mikey in his canoe. The water hit and washed Isaac up to the surface of the river. Isaac floated and started paddling towards the rest of the hippies.
"We have won, the metrodome is defeated. This will be a great day in the history of all the tree hugging hippies and nature lovers to come! For we have done the impossible task of defeated the metrodome in one single day. A whole army of hippies against an army of deadly orcs, with strong weapons that you cannot imagine," Isaac lectured on. After more hours of that, all the hippies were asleep.
"UP YOU FOOLS I'M DONE!" yelled Isaac. They all suddenly popped awake. Isaac then paddled Mikey to the front of the parking lot to keep watch for any intruders.
"We're approaching the north end," said Isaac.
"Good," said Mikey.
"Why did you want to go to the north end anyways?" asked Isaac.
"I had something I wanted to do," said Mikey.
"Oh, well it's coming up," said Isaac. Isaac then continued until he reached a clearing. There, fallen tree stumps stood. Isaac stared at it like a deer stares at oncoming headlights.
"What happened?" asked Isaac.
"Dennis Green ripped the trees down to make the metrodome," said Mikey.
"These trees were special to me, they were my own kind, they were part of the world, they were so close that they were my friends," said Isaac. Then Isaac had a mad outburst and pressed down on his horn so the sound spread throughout the forest. Suddenly all the tree hugging hippies came driving up in vans. Isaac then put up the loud speaker on top of his van as the hippies crowded and stood on top of his van.
"Attention tree hugging hippies. Something terrible has happened today, that will forever go down in history. For Dennis Green, the formal leader of the Vikings, a traitor and coward at that, has ripped down all the trees in this area so that room could be made for the metrodome. Did the trees do anything to him? Did they form an army to try to kill the race of Packer Hai's? Did they rip down his walls so that they could grow? Did they kidnap this poor gay so that they could take the ring for domination purposes? NO! So what do we, the tree hugging hippies of faggot forest do? We do what he did to us! We form an army to kill all the Packer Hai's! We rip down his walls so the trees can grow! And we defeat him! Come now! The tree hugging hippies are going to war!" exclaimed Isaac with great enthusiasm.
After Isaac's three fricken hour long speech, the tree hugging hippies got into their vans and started gassing them up. Normally hippies would be cautious with their vehicle, but this time they would go all out. Signs of hippie rage. So the hippies floored it and sped through the suburbs towards the metrodome. There, the Packer Hai orcs stood. The tree hugging hippies trudged into the parking lot and started running over the orcs. They crashed and killed many orcs under their tires. After a great many orcs died, they all set their vans on auto drive towards the metrodome. Then, they bailed and sent their vans flying at full speed into the walls. The vans exploded as they hit the walls and did great damage to the metrodome.
The hippies weren't done after that. Being the neat freaks and nature lovers that they were, they decided to clean up the mess, and restore nature in that part. By the only way possible, releasing the Mississippi River back into it's original location. The River was dammed so that no water would get into the area the metrodome was in. So the hippies quickly went into the nearby bushes, and took out their hidden canoes. One hippie then planted a stick of dynamite in the dam wall. The hippies quickly got into their canoes and got ready for the rush. They gripped their paddles tightly. Suddenly, the dynamite exploded and the mighty Mississippi River rushed in through the damaged wall. It flooded the parking lot and drowned all the orcs there. It then soaked into the cracks and flooded the inside of the metrodome. All the orcs in their died too. All that was left was Dennis Green and Cunningham. As for the hippies the water rushed them up and they floated in their canoes. They started pattling around. Suddenly the tsunami wave started coming towards Isaac.
"Hold on little one," said Isaac, who had Mikey in his canoe. The water hit and washed Isaac up to the surface of the river. Isaac floated and started paddling towards the rest of the hippies.
"We have won, the metrodome is defeated. This will be a great day in the history of all the tree hugging hippies and nature lovers to come! For we have done the impossible task of defeated the metrodome in one single day. A whole army of hippies against an army of deadly orcs, with strong weapons that you cannot imagine," Isaac lectured on. After more hours of that, all the hippies were asleep.
"UP YOU FOOLS I'M DONE!" yelled Isaac. They all suddenly popped awake. Isaac then paddled Mikey to the front of the parking lot to keep watch for any intruders.