Harrygalf and Gapli trudged over the plains, leading the group of fans to the metrodome.
"Why are we going to the metrodome again?" asked Gapli.
"We're going to defeat it," said Harrygalf.
"Why?" asked Gapli.
"Cause they're really started to piss me off," said Harrygalf. As they approached it, they saw smoke in the nearby distance.
"What? Quick, there's smoke! Something must have happened!" yelled Harrygalf. With that the party quickly ran as fast as they could to the metrodome. By the time they got there, the fans were all exhausted and trying to regain their breath. Harrygalf saw the destruction and stared at it in shock and awe.
"DAMN IT! I WANTED TO DESTROY THE METRODOME MYSELF! WHOEVER DID THIS IS GONNA DIE!" yelled Harrygalf at the top of his lungs. Suddenly Mikey came out.
"Why hello my old friends! It's good to see you again!" said Mikey.
"Mikey? But the Packer Hai captured you. I thought you were dead," said Gapli.
"It's a long story but I'm not. Anyways the tree hugging hippies just destroyed the metrodome!" said Mikey excited.
"What? You destroyed the metrodome! You little…" said Harrygalf evilly and started strangling Mikey. Mikey gagged and choked.
"I'll teach you to do my own work you little son of a…" said Harrygalf but he was suddenly cut off.
"Hey stop that. Leave the gay alone," said a voice. Harrygalf looked up.
"Ahh Isaac, I haven't seen you in quite some time," said Harrygalf.
"Damn Harrygalf knows everyone," said Mikey to Gapli.
"I know, he must really get around," said Gapli.
"No, everyone just comes over my damn house all the time!" yelled Harrygalf, overhearing what the gay and the freak were talking about.
"Anyways, we destroyed all the orcs and flooded the place. The orcs could have maimed us, but we ambushed them and ran them over before they could. So the metrodome is defeated. But good luck getting through it. For we hippies had to use our canoes. Anyways now that work is done, we will return to faggot forest, to praise the loveliness of nature," said Isaac. With that him and the other tree hugging hippies all started walking back to faggot forest.
"Ok…that was a little unexpected. But I still can't believe they defeated the metrodome! I wanted to do it!" yelled Harrygalf. Harrygalf, Gapli, and Mikey then all went into one of the hippie's canoes and started paddling out to the metrodome.
"Be carefule of Dennis Green's voice, it will try to lull you into a contract with him," said Harrygalf.
"But only stupid people get lulled into contracts!" said Gapli. Everyone gave him an evil glare.
"What?" asked Gapli. After what seemed like years of paddling, the group finally reached the edge of the metrodome. There Dennis Green stood on top with Cunningham behind him.
"Dennis Green come out!" yelled Harrygalf up.
"No, you will kill me and eat my skin," said Dennis Green.
"Hey stop, that's making me hungry," said Gapli. Everyone then evilly stared at him.
"What?" asked Gapli. Mikey then slapped Gapli across the face.
"Ahhhh I was starting to miss that," said Mikey.
"No Dennis, we do not want to kill you. And we DEFINITELY don't want to eat your skin. We don't know where you've been. But as for Cunningham," said Harrygalf, licking his lips. Cunningham gave a scared look to Dennis Green.
"You will not eat him, he has more disgusting skin then what I have," said Dennis Green.
"Yeah but his name ends in ham…mmmmmm…ham…." Said Harrygalf, zoning out and drooling in the canoe almost sinking it. Suddenly Harrygalf snapped out of it.
"Anyways, you are defeated Dennis Green, give it up," said Harrygalf.
"No, never. The Packers will always rule the Vikings! You cannot win! Mwuahahahahahaha!" said Dennis Green.
"Well, you were defeated by some hippies. Shows how strong the Packers are," said Harrygalf.
"Hey shut up! Say, you guys look like some good players. How bout you join my new team? You'll make 6 million dollars a year," said Dennis Green.
"Yeah!" yelled Gapli and whipped out a pen. Harrygalf then slapped Gapli.
"I told you not to listen to his voice!" yelled Harrygalf.
"Hey, slapping Gapli is my job!" yelled Mikey. Mikey then slapped Harrygalf.
"Don't you slap me!" yelled Harrygalf back and slapped Mikey really hard, leaving a hand print on hit face. Gapli then slapped Harrygalf, and Mikey slapped Gapli. They all started slapping each other in the canoe and were bruising all their faces. Finally Harrygalf yelled.
"ENOUGH!" yelled Harrygalf. Mikey and Gapli both stopped in mid air of slapping each other and held their hands inches from each other's face. They both looked at Harrygalf with confusion.
"This slapping is getting us no where. Anyways, we still have business to attend to," said Harrygalf.
"Like getting our 6 million dollar contracts!" yelled Gapli.
"NO!" yelled Harrygalf. Mikey then slapped Gapli and sent him overboard. The cool water washed away all the possession of Gapli.
"Damn it I can't take it anymore! Dennis Green you are fired!" yelled Harrygalf. With that Harrygalf lifted his remote and shot a beam at Dennis Green's chest. Dennis's shirt opened up and his contract came floating out. It then ripped in half in mid air and floated in two pieces towards the ground.
"You are no longer in power, Dennis Green," said Harrygalf.
"Damn you, I'll get my revenge!" yelled Dennis. With that he disappeared back into the metrodome.
"He is now harmless. The contract is what gives him his power. Anyways now we must set out," said Harrygalf.
"To where?" asked Mikey.
"To the border of Wisconsin. We must meet with the other groups of fans," said Harrygalf. With that they head our towards the great city on the border of Wisconsin.
"Why are we going to the metrodome again?" asked Gapli.
"We're going to defeat it," said Harrygalf.
"Why?" asked Gapli.
"Cause they're really started to piss me off," said Harrygalf. As they approached it, they saw smoke in the nearby distance.
"What? Quick, there's smoke! Something must have happened!" yelled Harrygalf. With that the party quickly ran as fast as they could to the metrodome. By the time they got there, the fans were all exhausted and trying to regain their breath. Harrygalf saw the destruction and stared at it in shock and awe.
"DAMN IT! I WANTED TO DESTROY THE METRODOME MYSELF! WHOEVER DID THIS IS GONNA DIE!" yelled Harrygalf at the top of his lungs. Suddenly Mikey came out.
"Why hello my old friends! It's good to see you again!" said Mikey.
"Mikey? But the Packer Hai captured you. I thought you were dead," said Gapli.
"It's a long story but I'm not. Anyways the tree hugging hippies just destroyed the metrodome!" said Mikey excited.
"What? You destroyed the metrodome! You little…" said Harrygalf evilly and started strangling Mikey. Mikey gagged and choked.
"I'll teach you to do my own work you little son of a…" said Harrygalf but he was suddenly cut off.
"Hey stop that. Leave the gay alone," said a voice. Harrygalf looked up.
"Ahh Isaac, I haven't seen you in quite some time," said Harrygalf.
"Damn Harrygalf knows everyone," said Mikey to Gapli.
"I know, he must really get around," said Gapli.
"No, everyone just comes over my damn house all the time!" yelled Harrygalf, overhearing what the gay and the freak were talking about.
"Anyways, we destroyed all the orcs and flooded the place. The orcs could have maimed us, but we ambushed them and ran them over before they could. So the metrodome is defeated. But good luck getting through it. For we hippies had to use our canoes. Anyways now that work is done, we will return to faggot forest, to praise the loveliness of nature," said Isaac. With that him and the other tree hugging hippies all started walking back to faggot forest.
"Ok…that was a little unexpected. But I still can't believe they defeated the metrodome! I wanted to do it!" yelled Harrygalf. Harrygalf, Gapli, and Mikey then all went into one of the hippie's canoes and started paddling out to the metrodome.
"Be carefule of Dennis Green's voice, it will try to lull you into a contract with him," said Harrygalf.
"But only stupid people get lulled into contracts!" said Gapli. Everyone gave him an evil glare.
"What?" asked Gapli. After what seemed like years of paddling, the group finally reached the edge of the metrodome. There Dennis Green stood on top with Cunningham behind him.
"Dennis Green come out!" yelled Harrygalf up.
"No, you will kill me and eat my skin," said Dennis Green.
"Hey stop, that's making me hungry," said Gapli. Everyone then evilly stared at him.
"What?" asked Gapli. Mikey then slapped Gapli across the face.
"Ahhhh I was starting to miss that," said Mikey.
"No Dennis, we do not want to kill you. And we DEFINITELY don't want to eat your skin. We don't know where you've been. But as for Cunningham," said Harrygalf, licking his lips. Cunningham gave a scared look to Dennis Green.
"You will not eat him, he has more disgusting skin then what I have," said Dennis Green.
"Yeah but his name ends in ham…mmmmmm…ham…." Said Harrygalf, zoning out and drooling in the canoe almost sinking it. Suddenly Harrygalf snapped out of it.
"Anyways, you are defeated Dennis Green, give it up," said Harrygalf.
"No, never. The Packers will always rule the Vikings! You cannot win! Mwuahahahahahaha!" said Dennis Green.
"Well, you were defeated by some hippies. Shows how strong the Packers are," said Harrygalf.
"Hey shut up! Say, you guys look like some good players. How bout you join my new team? You'll make 6 million dollars a year," said Dennis Green.
"Yeah!" yelled Gapli and whipped out a pen. Harrygalf then slapped Gapli.
"I told you not to listen to his voice!" yelled Harrygalf.
"Hey, slapping Gapli is my job!" yelled Mikey. Mikey then slapped Harrygalf.
"Don't you slap me!" yelled Harrygalf back and slapped Mikey really hard, leaving a hand print on hit face. Gapli then slapped Harrygalf, and Mikey slapped Gapli. They all started slapping each other in the canoe and were bruising all their faces. Finally Harrygalf yelled.
"ENOUGH!" yelled Harrygalf. Mikey and Gapli both stopped in mid air of slapping each other and held their hands inches from each other's face. They both looked at Harrygalf with confusion.
"This slapping is getting us no where. Anyways, we still have business to attend to," said Harrygalf.
"Like getting our 6 million dollar contracts!" yelled Gapli.
"NO!" yelled Harrygalf. Mikey then slapped Gapli and sent him overboard. The cool water washed away all the possession of Gapli.
"Damn it I can't take it anymore! Dennis Green you are fired!" yelled Harrygalf. With that Harrygalf lifted his remote and shot a beam at Dennis Green's chest. Dennis's shirt opened up and his contract came floating out. It then ripped in half in mid air and floated in two pieces towards the ground.
"You are no longer in power, Dennis Green," said Harrygalf.
"Damn you, I'll get my revenge!" yelled Dennis. With that he disappeared back into the metrodome.
"He is now harmless. The contract is what gives him his power. Anyways now we must set out," said Harrygalf.
"To where?" asked Mikey.
"To the border of Wisconsin. We must meet with the other groups of fans," said Harrygalf. With that they head our towards the great city on the border of Wisconsin.