Finny and Sam trudged down the bridge. They started climbing over railings, fallen rocks, bars, and numerous other things just lying on the bridge. It was a steep climb to the bottom. Finny and Sam then decided to set up camp.
"This is harder than I thought," said Finny.
"Yeah I wonder what we got to eat," said Sam.
"What do we have to eat?" asked Finny. Sam rummaged through the pack and all he could come up with was a loaf of bread in plastic wrapping.
"Bread, bread, and more bread," said Sam.
"Great. Well give me some," said Finny. They then started eating.
"We have to make it to lambo by living on nothing but bread?" asked Sam.
"Guess so," said Finny. They then continued down the steep bridge approaching the ground of Wisconsin. Suddenly night suddenly fell on Finny and Sam.
"I'm really fricken tired. Let's sleep," said Finny. He then fell fast asleep in an instance. Sam fell asleep shortly behind him. Little did they know, that they were being followed.
"Man those freaks stole my precious ring. That was my precious. Those freaks better give me my ring back or I'm gonna kick their ass," said the creature who was crawling down the bridge. Suddenly the creature reached the two gays and pounced on Sam. He put him in a choke hold.
"Gonna give me the ring?" asked the creature.
"It's Nick!" yelled Finny.
"That's right and you freaks better give me the ring or I'll kill you both," said Nick.
"We're not freaks! We're gays!" choked Sam as Nick still had him. Suddenly Finny took out his baseball bat.
"I'll beat you over the head with this if you don't stop! Yes, you remember this bat. The one from the field," said Finny.
"No I don't, it's the one you fricken stole you little thief. Just like you stole my ring. I could have gotten a good bargin on that thing but you little gays had to steal it," said Nick.
"Just let go of Sam and lead us through Wisconsin," said Finny.
"Fine, but I'm taking the ring when I'm done," said Nick.
"Fine," said Finny. So Nick started leading them down through the bridge. Sam thought it would be safe to put Nick on a leash. It was made with clean fibers though which burned through Nick's contaminated skin.
"Ahhhh that burns you gays. Take this thing off me or I'll strangle you with it!" said Nick.
"No, it's for your own protection," said Sam.
"I'm gonna kill you, you little gay," said Nick.
"Sam just take it off him," said Finny.
"No, we can't trust him," said Sam.
"Sure we can. I mean just look at him," said Finny. Nick was sitting in the back wearing a hockey mask and starting up a chainsaw.
"I guess you're right Mr. Finny. But if he starts acting up, I'm putting him back on the leash," said Sam.
"Fine, you do that," said Finny. So Nick was set free of the rope.
"That's right you fools, you better set me free. Anyways come on you morans, you're gay little minds could not possibly know the way through Wisconsin," said Nick.
"Well we were doing good so far!" said Finny excitively.
"You haven't even gotten off the bridge before you begged for my help. You gays are pathetic," said Finny.
"And proud of it!" said Sam. Nick looked at Sam like he was a freak. Nick then lead them to the very bottom of the bridge and into Wisconsin. For there they would set out on a grand adventure to lambo. But Finny gazed at the new area they would have to cross. It was pasture lands, far as the eye can see, filled with ponds, and numerous ponds which flooded the pasture. Nick lead them, and they started into the pasture marsh.
"This is harder than I thought," said Finny.
"Yeah I wonder what we got to eat," said Sam.
"What do we have to eat?" asked Finny. Sam rummaged through the pack and all he could come up with was a loaf of bread in plastic wrapping.
"Bread, bread, and more bread," said Sam.
"Great. Well give me some," said Finny. They then started eating.
"We have to make it to lambo by living on nothing but bread?" asked Sam.
"Guess so," said Finny. They then continued down the steep bridge approaching the ground of Wisconsin. Suddenly night suddenly fell on Finny and Sam.
"I'm really fricken tired. Let's sleep," said Finny. He then fell fast asleep in an instance. Sam fell asleep shortly behind him. Little did they know, that they were being followed.
"Man those freaks stole my precious ring. That was my precious. Those freaks better give me my ring back or I'm gonna kick their ass," said the creature who was crawling down the bridge. Suddenly the creature reached the two gays and pounced on Sam. He put him in a choke hold.
"Gonna give me the ring?" asked the creature.
"It's Nick!" yelled Finny.
"That's right and you freaks better give me the ring or I'll kill you both," said Nick.
"We're not freaks! We're gays!" choked Sam as Nick still had him. Suddenly Finny took out his baseball bat.
"I'll beat you over the head with this if you don't stop! Yes, you remember this bat. The one from the field," said Finny.
"No I don't, it's the one you fricken stole you little thief. Just like you stole my ring. I could have gotten a good bargin on that thing but you little gays had to steal it," said Nick.
"Just let go of Sam and lead us through Wisconsin," said Finny.
"Fine, but I'm taking the ring when I'm done," said Nick.
"Fine," said Finny. So Nick started leading them down through the bridge. Sam thought it would be safe to put Nick on a leash. It was made with clean fibers though which burned through Nick's contaminated skin.
"Ahhhh that burns you gays. Take this thing off me or I'll strangle you with it!" said Nick.
"No, it's for your own protection," said Sam.
"I'm gonna kill you, you little gay," said Nick.
"Sam just take it off him," said Finny.
"No, we can't trust him," said Sam.
"Sure we can. I mean just look at him," said Finny. Nick was sitting in the back wearing a hockey mask and starting up a chainsaw.
"I guess you're right Mr. Finny. But if he starts acting up, I'm putting him back on the leash," said Sam.
"Fine, you do that," said Finny. So Nick was set free of the rope.
"That's right you fools, you better set me free. Anyways come on you morans, you're gay little minds could not possibly know the way through Wisconsin," said Nick.
"Well we were doing good so far!" said Finny excitively.
"You haven't even gotten off the bridge before you begged for my help. You gays are pathetic," said Finny.
"And proud of it!" said Sam. Nick looked at Sam like he was a freak. Nick then lead them to the very bottom of the bridge and into Wisconsin. For there they would set out on a grand adventure to lambo. But Finny gazed at the new area they would have to cross. It was pasture lands, far as the eye can see, filled with ponds, and numerous ponds which flooded the pasture. Nick lead them, and they started into the pasture marsh.