Charmed By Dragons
Chapter 3
All of a sudden, the door flew off its hinges and Pansy flew in accompanied by Heather and Melissa. The moment Melissa walks in, she runs her finger on the table and sees all the dust. "When the hell was the last time you cleaned?" she asked. Melissa was a blonde, with gray eyes; she had a big forehead, an hourglass figure and a billboard ass. (A/N: for those of you who don't know what a billboard ass is, it's when you have a huge ass, but it's completely flat.) Draco notices she has a frog tattoo on her left shoulder and underneath the frog is the letters "HJM". Meanwhile over in a corner, Heather is yelling at Pansy. Draco starts laughing hysterically at this. Heather had an hourglass figure, long brown curly hair, green eyes and a cute butt. Her nails were French manicured. She also had a tattoo, but with a butterfly on her right shoulder and under the butterfly was again the letters, "HJM." Draco looked back at Shane, who by this point was laughing her ass off. He could see she had a tongue ring. Shane suddenly stopped laughing and Heather stopped yelling. "Did we interrupt anything?" she asked. Just then Pansy reached up as if to hit Heather, but Heather pulled back. Then the unspeakable happened. Heather had broken a nail!! She then started to beat Pansy to a pulp. Melissa walked up to Heather shaking her head. "Heather, you're getting blood on the carpet!" Melissa yelled and then walked over to Shane and Draco. "Sorry if we're interrupting something." "Who the hell are you people?" Draco asked. "Hi, I'm Melissa Cure. I'm a very rich and powerful lawyer and over there is my friend Heather and she's a hoe." Heather takes about five seconds out of her Pansy beating to yell, "HEY!!!!!!" at Melissa. "Oh, sorry Heather. She's the hoe." "Thank you!" Heather replies. At that, Draco starts to laugh and then notices Pansy is in the room. Heather, not wanting to hear Melissa complain again was done beating Pansy and left her on the floor unconscious. "What are you two doing here?" Shane asks Melissa and Heather. Heather gives Shane a dirty look then smiles. "Fine, you don't want us here, we'll go the fuck back to America." Shane started cracking up and pretty soon so did Melissa, and Heather. Then they had a big group hug leaving a very lost and confused Draco just standing there. "Oh my god Jocey, you have no idea how long it's been." "Guys, it's only been two months." Draco, who was standing to the side, had curiosity run through him at the name of Jocey. Since 2 out of the 3 girls were crying, he had to shout, "What the hell is going on and who the hell is Jocey?"
The three girls looked at each other with an, 'oh shit' expression on their faces. 'Shane' walks up to Draco seductively, and starts playing with his pullover strings. When she knew she had him in a trance, she asked, "Can you keep a secret?"
Melissa started giggling at the way Jocey purred out her question, while Heather looked on with pride and whispered to Melissa, "Yeah, I taught her well."
Draco looks at 'Shane' and smiles. Heather couldn't contain herself any longer and said pretty loudly, "It's in the bag."
Melissa replied with a, "Damn. I can't debate that."
Draco slowly turns towards them with a confused smile.
Heather looks at him and says, "What? Don't look at me, look at her. The one in front of you, she's the one that wants to fu- la la la la la la la la."
Melissa chimed in with, "Tis the season to be jolly." They then began to dance around the living room. 'Shane' hides her face in Draco's chest and starts chanting, "I don't know them. They are not my best friends. They just waltzed into my apartment, and I have no clue where they came from, but if I had to guess, I'd say hell." Draco starts cracking up from watching Melissa and Heather. Then Trenton runs in saying, "Melissha and Header, MY GIWLFWIENDS!" He trips over Pansy (who is still unconscious and lying on the floor). Heather throws out her hands as if to catch him, although he was still fifteen feet away. All of a sudden, Trenton is frozen mid-fall and everyone looks from him to Heather. Heather for once in her life is completely speechless. 'Shane' walks over to Trenton and starts to feel the air between him and the floor.
Then she whispers, "That is so. COOL!"
Melissa, who is shocked to say the least, says, "That is physically
impossible." Everyone, including Draco says, "Shut Up Melissa!" Then Ron, Hermione, and Harry run from outside the room's corridor and into the room. Hermione looks at them all and then says, "We heard someone or something fall!" Heather looks at Hermione with a confused expression until realization kicked in. "Oh, you guys are so late, that was ages ago." Hermione, not liking to be told off, gives Heather a dirty look. "Well, never mind. Shane, who are these retards?" Heather, who was now really pissed off, looks at Hermione like she's about to kick her ass, but then notices that 'Shane' is shaking her head 'no.' Instead, she gets into Hermione's face and pretty much growls, "Listen, we don't call people retarded here because there is a little boy around, so shut your fucking face up! Thank you!" Just then, Professor McGonnagle walks in. "Hello Heather, Melissa. What happened to Trenton?" "Um. Heather did something." "I DID NOT! Ok, so I actually did, but I didn't mean to. How do we fix him?" Just then, Fred and George Weasley come in. (A/N: Madame Hooch is dead pretty much because we don't like her, so Fred and George are the new flying teachers. Ok back to the story.) Professor McGonnagle snaps her fingers and Trenton began to continue his fall again. Heather, though just in time, puts her foot out and caught Trenton before he hit the floor. "Oh, thank you Header! You have no idea how long I've been there. It sheemed like forever!" Trenton said and ran over to Heather and gave her a hug. "Hi Mommy!" Trenton said as he ran over to "Shane" and gave her a big hug and kiss. Hermione, Harry, and Ron stood in the doorway in awe. Trenton, after letting go of his mother, runs into his room and comes back out with some odd toy that he shows Heather. 'Shane' digs her face into Draco's chest again, shaking it even more. Draco, who is smiling at her actions, kisses the top of her head. Ron gasps at this display of affection, as if he had just swallowed a bug. Ron couldn't believe it; Shane went for Draco Malfoy and not him. 'All right, it's payback time.' Ron thought to himself. On the other side of the room, Heather and Trenton are playing with his toy, while Fred was checking Heather out! Melissa was the only one to notice, until Heather looked up and saw what he was doing. Of course, Heather being Heather, she starts to check him out. "Wait a minute, I'm so confused. Could someone please tell me what is going on?" Hermione asked with a confused look on her face and exasperation clearly heard in her voice. "Well obviously, you haven't been informed about Trenton. Trenton," Heather began as she got up from the other side of the room, "is Shane's son. I would also like to add that I think that Shane likes Draco, just a bit, if you haven't caught that one yet." Ron gasped again. "Alright, but then why is Pansy on the floor unconscious?" Hermione asked. "Um, well, we're still trying to figure out why she's here. We caught her eavesdropping on Draco and Shane." Heather replied. "Yeah. What the hell is Pansy doing here?" Draco asked, just noticing again that she was there (Shane seemed to have the strange effect on him of making him forget about his surroundings). "Draco, sweetie, she's been there for quite some time now," Shane said and started giggling. He looked down at her and started to smile at her. They were both laughing, while he put his forehead against hers. Everyone (who isn't my character) looked at each other as if they had never seen this side of Draco. "A KODAK MOMENT!" Fred yelled. Everyone looked at him like he was crazy. "Sorry," he whispered sheepishly, which made Heather laugh.
Chapter 3
All of a sudden, the door flew off its hinges and Pansy flew in accompanied by Heather and Melissa. The moment Melissa walks in, she runs her finger on the table and sees all the dust. "When the hell was the last time you cleaned?" she asked. Melissa was a blonde, with gray eyes; she had a big forehead, an hourglass figure and a billboard ass. (A/N: for those of you who don't know what a billboard ass is, it's when you have a huge ass, but it's completely flat.) Draco notices she has a frog tattoo on her left shoulder and underneath the frog is the letters "HJM". Meanwhile over in a corner, Heather is yelling at Pansy. Draco starts laughing hysterically at this. Heather had an hourglass figure, long brown curly hair, green eyes and a cute butt. Her nails were French manicured. She also had a tattoo, but with a butterfly on her right shoulder and under the butterfly was again the letters, "HJM." Draco looked back at Shane, who by this point was laughing her ass off. He could see she had a tongue ring. Shane suddenly stopped laughing and Heather stopped yelling. "Did we interrupt anything?" she asked. Just then Pansy reached up as if to hit Heather, but Heather pulled back. Then the unspeakable happened. Heather had broken a nail!! She then started to beat Pansy to a pulp. Melissa walked up to Heather shaking her head. "Heather, you're getting blood on the carpet!" Melissa yelled and then walked over to Shane and Draco. "Sorry if we're interrupting something." "Who the hell are you people?" Draco asked. "Hi, I'm Melissa Cure. I'm a very rich and powerful lawyer and over there is my friend Heather and she's a hoe." Heather takes about five seconds out of her Pansy beating to yell, "HEY!!!!!!" at Melissa. "Oh, sorry Heather. She's the hoe." "Thank you!" Heather replies. At that, Draco starts to laugh and then notices Pansy is in the room. Heather, not wanting to hear Melissa complain again was done beating Pansy and left her on the floor unconscious. "What are you two doing here?" Shane asks Melissa and Heather. Heather gives Shane a dirty look then smiles. "Fine, you don't want us here, we'll go the fuck back to America." Shane started cracking up and pretty soon so did Melissa, and Heather. Then they had a big group hug leaving a very lost and confused Draco just standing there. "Oh my god Jocey, you have no idea how long it's been." "Guys, it's only been two months." Draco, who was standing to the side, had curiosity run through him at the name of Jocey. Since 2 out of the 3 girls were crying, he had to shout, "What the hell is going on and who the hell is Jocey?"
The three girls looked at each other with an, 'oh shit' expression on their faces. 'Shane' walks up to Draco seductively, and starts playing with his pullover strings. When she knew she had him in a trance, she asked, "Can you keep a secret?"
Melissa started giggling at the way Jocey purred out her question, while Heather looked on with pride and whispered to Melissa, "Yeah, I taught her well."
Draco looks at 'Shane' and smiles. Heather couldn't contain herself any longer and said pretty loudly, "It's in the bag."
Melissa replied with a, "Damn. I can't debate that."
Draco slowly turns towards them with a confused smile.
Heather looks at him and says, "What? Don't look at me, look at her. The one in front of you, she's the one that wants to fu- la la la la la la la la."
Melissa chimed in with, "Tis the season to be jolly." They then began to dance around the living room. 'Shane' hides her face in Draco's chest and starts chanting, "I don't know them. They are not my best friends. They just waltzed into my apartment, and I have no clue where they came from, but if I had to guess, I'd say hell." Draco starts cracking up from watching Melissa and Heather. Then Trenton runs in saying, "Melissha and Header, MY GIWLFWIENDS!" He trips over Pansy (who is still unconscious and lying on the floor). Heather throws out her hands as if to catch him, although he was still fifteen feet away. All of a sudden, Trenton is frozen mid-fall and everyone looks from him to Heather. Heather for once in her life is completely speechless. 'Shane' walks over to Trenton and starts to feel the air between him and the floor.
Then she whispers, "That is so. COOL!"
Melissa, who is shocked to say the least, says, "That is physically
impossible." Everyone, including Draco says, "Shut Up Melissa!" Then Ron, Hermione, and Harry run from outside the room's corridor and into the room. Hermione looks at them all and then says, "We heard someone or something fall!" Heather looks at Hermione with a confused expression until realization kicked in. "Oh, you guys are so late, that was ages ago." Hermione, not liking to be told off, gives Heather a dirty look. "Well, never mind. Shane, who are these retards?" Heather, who was now really pissed off, looks at Hermione like she's about to kick her ass, but then notices that 'Shane' is shaking her head 'no.' Instead, she gets into Hermione's face and pretty much growls, "Listen, we don't call people retarded here because there is a little boy around, so shut your fucking face up! Thank you!" Just then, Professor McGonnagle walks in. "Hello Heather, Melissa. What happened to Trenton?" "Um. Heather did something." "I DID NOT! Ok, so I actually did, but I didn't mean to. How do we fix him?" Just then, Fred and George Weasley come in. (A/N: Madame Hooch is dead pretty much because we don't like her, so Fred and George are the new flying teachers. Ok back to the story.) Professor McGonnagle snaps her fingers and Trenton began to continue his fall again. Heather, though just in time, puts her foot out and caught Trenton before he hit the floor. "Oh, thank you Header! You have no idea how long I've been there. It sheemed like forever!" Trenton said and ran over to Heather and gave her a hug. "Hi Mommy!" Trenton said as he ran over to "Shane" and gave her a big hug and kiss. Hermione, Harry, and Ron stood in the doorway in awe. Trenton, after letting go of his mother, runs into his room and comes back out with some odd toy that he shows Heather. 'Shane' digs her face into Draco's chest again, shaking it even more. Draco, who is smiling at her actions, kisses the top of her head. Ron gasps at this display of affection, as if he had just swallowed a bug. Ron couldn't believe it; Shane went for Draco Malfoy and not him. 'All right, it's payback time.' Ron thought to himself. On the other side of the room, Heather and Trenton are playing with his toy, while Fred was checking Heather out! Melissa was the only one to notice, until Heather looked up and saw what he was doing. Of course, Heather being Heather, she starts to check him out. "Wait a minute, I'm so confused. Could someone please tell me what is going on?" Hermione asked with a confused look on her face and exasperation clearly heard in her voice. "Well obviously, you haven't been informed about Trenton. Trenton," Heather began as she got up from the other side of the room, "is Shane's son. I would also like to add that I think that Shane likes Draco, just a bit, if you haven't caught that one yet." Ron gasped again. "Alright, but then why is Pansy on the floor unconscious?" Hermione asked. "Um, well, we're still trying to figure out why she's here. We caught her eavesdropping on Draco and Shane." Heather replied. "Yeah. What the hell is Pansy doing here?" Draco asked, just noticing again that she was there (Shane seemed to have the strange effect on him of making him forget about his surroundings). "Draco, sweetie, she's been there for quite some time now," Shane said and started giggling. He looked down at her and started to smile at her. They were both laughing, while he put his forehead against hers. Everyone (who isn't my character) looked at each other as if they had never seen this side of Draco. "A KODAK MOMENT!" Fred yelled. Everyone looked at him like he was crazy. "Sorry," he whispered sheepishly, which made Heather laugh.