NIHAO! I don't own Inu Yasha, but I do own an electric shock collar and after a couple full power shocks he may see things differently.
Miroku and Sango walked briskly away from the well leaving their friends to their business. Miroku was getting perverted ideas of what that business might be. Sango seeing the usual lecherous gleam in his eyes was cautious of the hands of the so-called monk making sure one was holding his staff and the other was swinging at his side.
She looked up at the sky. The sun was setting and the light shining through the autumn leaves was a pinkish orange color. The cold air was bracing even in her demon slayer outfit. She smiled thinking about how cute Inu Yasha and Kagome had looked together.
"I'm so glad Inu Yasha and Kagome finally decided to work around their differences." She said still looking up through the tree limbs as they walked.
"It's obvious they're in love." He said smiling softly looking straight ahead.
Sango had never heard Miroku talk of love. True, he did casually tell Inu Yasha the number of girls he groped daily. But that was just his pervert side. Other than that he always kept his calm demeanor and occasionally was sweet. Every day even when he knew he might die from his cursed hand.
She shook away the thought of it. She didn't want to think about her traveling companion and nuisance dying. We still have time, no matter what we will save Miroku. I don't think I could live with myself if we didn't.
Absorbed in her thoughts she put her hands behind her head. Not watching where she was going she tripped over a root and face planted into the ground. She spit out some dirt and leaves when she heard the muffled laughter of the monk.
"Oh shut up you stupid monk I'm gonna, OWWW!" talk about delayed reaction, did she just notice how bad she scraped her knees.
His laughter subsided quickly and the monk was crouched at her side.
"Lady Sango, what's wrong?"
"I just scraped my knees on a stupid rock," "Its nothing serious!" she added quickly. She had already suffered too great a loss of pride too have the monk think that scraping her knees would hurt her.
"Just let me check and see, Kagome gave me some antiseptic and bandages."
"Not in your life monk, leave me alone." She growled
But he wasn't to be stopped so easily he quickly pinioned her arms behind her quickly tied them securely together with the last bit of gauze.
" What the hell! Prepare to die monk!" she screamed and aimed some vicious kicks at him. One of them landing, well where no guy would like to be kicked.
"OWWWWW!!!!!" He doubled over in pain pretty much looking dead. He regained consciousness and crawled over to her and leaned against the tree she was leaning against.
"Lady Sango was that entirely necessary!?!" his voice losing his normal monk calm."
"Yes, yes it was." She said mock serious.
"Heh, too bad Miroku I guess you won't be having any heirs anytime soon." She chuckled.
He grimaced, "Well the way things are going I don't think I could ever get an heir anyway, for some odd reason most girls don't seem to like lechers, oh and if you want to know I'm perfectly fine I don't think it was a direct hit!" he said happily.
"I may not be able to walk for days but …"he mumbled incoherently.
"Oh that's great but you know I don't really care." She stated nonchalantly. Then she remembered she was tied up with hurting legs that were probably bleeding even more than they were before since she had just tried to murder Miroku, who was sitting next to her and was just about the biggest pervert she had ever met. She was defenseless, the thought freaked her out but she hid it by being sullen.
Buddha, please don't let Sango kill me, he prayed mentally and pushed up the leg of her demon slayer outfit. Her knees were covered in blood some dripping down her leg, which was his fault, he made her crack the blood clots that were beginning to heal. He went to a nearby spring and brought back some water and cleaned off the blood. Then he got out a spray can of antiseptic he sprayed a little on her knees. Then he went shuffled through his bag looking for the bandages and he took them out.
The box had a picture of a strange overly happy purple lizard with a green stomach, the most each one could cover would be a finger. He sweatdropped and tossed them back in his bag. Instead he ripped off a bit of the material of his monk robes and carefully bandaged her knees. When done he untied her arms from behind her back and offered a hand to help her up smiling at his work well done, at least now she'll be able to walk easier he thought.
She gratefully took his outstretched hand. He didn't make a single move on her the entire time he had her helpless. Maybe he could be trusted…
Hope you liked this chapter I just wanted to take some time off to focus on Sango and Miroku because it was in a request and I want to make the readers happy so… yeah. I also think they are a cute couple, equally as good as Inu Yasha and Kagome. I do take requests so if you have one write it down in a review, it won't be guaranteed I'll use it but I might use it someday in one of my stories. So please review my story or I'll never finish writing it and I'll leave you all in suspense forever and ever. Oh and my story is fluffy I'll admit that outright but don't "flame the fluff" I know the saying is catchy but like Miroku says "resist all temptation".