Now for what everybody's been waiting for.. the disclaimer! I do not own Yu
Yu Hakusho or any of the characters in it nor do I own Denny's. OK now that
all that crap is out of the way on to the Gym.
It all starts at a sunny afternoon and our main man of this tale, Kuwabara. He finds out from his friends and family that he has gotten fat, really fat. So he decides to address this to Yusuke, because he lost some weight earlier, and even got a little buffer then before. Note this is way after the dark tournament ended, so it is easy to see how Kuwabara let himself go. Yusuke, after an hour of making fun of Kuwabara, tells him about the spirit world gym. Seeing that Kuwabara can't just walk there, he asks Botan to take him there and she agrees. They just landed and now Kuwabara walks in the gym and he sees a familiar face at the main desk.
Elder Toquro- Welcome he he he.
Kuwabara- Ah! I thought we KILLED you guys!
Elder Toguro- That's why we're here in spirit world he he he. Anyway Yusuke's team killed me and I don't think you were on it. I think I would remember a plump boy like you he he he.
Kuwabara- It's me, Kuwabara, I was the second in command, remember?
Elder Toggro- Wow you really let yourself go he he he. I know what you are really thinking though, why am I here and not in hell?
Kuwabara- Well yeah.
Elder Toguro- Well we begged to Koenma to let us stay here he he he. He said yes if we open up a free gym and help him lose some baby fat off he he he. So we work for all eternity, but its better then hell he he he.
Kuwabara- Yeah whatever am here to lose this fat ass of mine.
Elder Toguro- OK you want to work as fast as possible before your ass get bigger he he he. There are a couple rules to follow first you have to wear spandex or tights of some kind...
Kuwabara- WHAT?! LOOK AT ME I GOT TITIES BIGGER THEN YOUR HEAD YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE ME IN SPANDEX?!
Elder Toguro- Don't look at me it's younger brother's rules, not mine he he he.
Kawabara- Ah man..... OK what are the other rules.
Elder Toguro explained the other rules, and Kawabara would do anything to lose all of this weight.
Elder Toguro- OK that's all the rules you really need to know he he he. Now time to put you in your spandex fitting he he he.
Kawabara- Oh God! (blushing)
Kawabara is fitted in some used rent-a-spandex (GROSS) and is finally getting ready to go lose some pounds. Kawabara walks down the hall and is stopped by younger Toguro and he is in spandex to small for him. Kawabara is now scared; really scared.
Toguro- Hello round man, are you here to join my aerobics class?
Kawabara is at a loss of words and has a look of fear on his face.
Tougro- What's the matter my chubby little chipmunk?
Kawabara- Ahhh... nothing!
Torugro- Well I hope to see you soon, my tub of love.
Torugro then honk's one of Kawabara's tits and walks off. Kawabara stands there with lifeless look, and then in a spontaneous jolt runs as fast as his fat little legs would take him to the door he just came from, but it was locked. Kawabara gave a shriek and elder Toguro comes up from behind.
Elder Torugro- He he he no Denny's for you chunky he he he.
Kawabara- Ahhh... (breathing hard) I thought you were the younger one.
Elder Torugro- Am I not to be feared? He he he.
Kawabara- Your bother he... he... he...
Elder Torugro- He what he he he. Just say it man he he he.
Kawabara- He honked one of of these! (holding both of his sagging fat tits).
Elder Torugro- Oh my he he he. My brother is a spunky fellow he he he.
Just then the doors opened and out comes Hiei in black spandex. Hiei walks pasted Kawabara, five seconds later he walks backwards and looks at Kawabara. Hiei out of character starts to point and laugh at Kawabara.
Kawabara- Stop it... Stop laughing stupid dwarf.
Hiei- (wiping the tear drop from his eye from laughing so hard) Wow I need that.
Hiei gets composure and starts to walk to the weight training room. Kawabara gives up on leaving and goes to the spa in hopes that younger Toguro is not in there. Elder Torugro goes back behind the desk he he he.
Kawabara is in locker room taking off his spandex and putting on a towel. Now he walks up to the spa room, but there is one problem.
Kawabara- (with a shocked and scared look on his face) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS A UNISEX SPA ROOM?! AHHHHH THIS IS JUST NOT FAIR!
Kawabara, in the fear that a women might be in there, and the thought of a women seeing him naked scared him, So he walks back to the locker room. As he is about to go in he sees young Torugro in there, Kawabara jumps back in hopes that Torugro didn't see him. He runs back to the spa room. As he locks the spa door with the key hanging on the door knob, he hears a familiar voice.
Familiar Voice- Hay dimwit, what hell do you think you are doing?
Kawabara turns around its Genkai!
Genkai- What is it did I stutter, moron?
Kawabara- (with a look of disgust) Ahhh nothing. (trying not to look at her)
Genkai- Ohhhh... I see you been watching too much porn if you think that is going to happen.
Kawabara- (in shock) WH... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Genkai- You know you what am talking about. You lock the door and think you can your hands in grandma's candy dish I don't think so kiddo.
Kawabara after hearing that drops the key and it falls under the cracks where he can't reach it. Without even knowing it none the less.
Kawabara- (in a look of shock and fear and disgust) WHAT THAT IS THE NASITEST THING I HAD EVER HEARD OF IN MY LIFE. I am getting out of here! (Kawabara now realizes he does not have the key.)
Genkai- How convenient you don't have the key anymore do you?
Kawabara- ITS NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL! REALLY I WANT GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!
Genkai- Admit it you want to see me naked. You sick little pervert. OK then here go! (Genkai takes off her robe and walks up to Kawabara naked) Here happy now!
Kawabara- AHHHHHHHHHH! GET ME OUT, GET ME OUT, GET ME OUT NOW! HELP THIRE IS A SENILE OLD WOMEN HERE HHHEEEEEELLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE.
Wow that was sick, where hell do I come up with this SHIT? Old naked women Jesus Christ I need help! Don't worry the next will focus on Hiei and I promise no naked old women in that one, I mean I have BALLS but, not they are not big enough to fuck with Hiei like that. Well until next time R+R Thanx. Can't wait to here from ya.
It all starts at a sunny afternoon and our main man of this tale, Kuwabara. He finds out from his friends and family that he has gotten fat, really fat. So he decides to address this to Yusuke, because he lost some weight earlier, and even got a little buffer then before. Note this is way after the dark tournament ended, so it is easy to see how Kuwabara let himself go. Yusuke, after an hour of making fun of Kuwabara, tells him about the spirit world gym. Seeing that Kuwabara can't just walk there, he asks Botan to take him there and she agrees. They just landed and now Kuwabara walks in the gym and he sees a familiar face at the main desk.
Elder Toquro- Welcome he he he.
Kuwabara- Ah! I thought we KILLED you guys!
Elder Toguro- That's why we're here in spirit world he he he. Anyway Yusuke's team killed me and I don't think you were on it. I think I would remember a plump boy like you he he he.
Kuwabara- It's me, Kuwabara, I was the second in command, remember?
Elder Toggro- Wow you really let yourself go he he he. I know what you are really thinking though, why am I here and not in hell?
Kuwabara- Well yeah.
Elder Toguro- Well we begged to Koenma to let us stay here he he he. He said yes if we open up a free gym and help him lose some baby fat off he he he. So we work for all eternity, but its better then hell he he he.
Kuwabara- Yeah whatever am here to lose this fat ass of mine.
Elder Toguro- OK you want to work as fast as possible before your ass get bigger he he he. There are a couple rules to follow first you have to wear spandex or tights of some kind...
Kuwabara- WHAT?! LOOK AT ME I GOT TITIES BIGGER THEN YOUR HEAD YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE ME IN SPANDEX?!
Elder Toguro- Don't look at me it's younger brother's rules, not mine he he he.
Kawabara- Ah man..... OK what are the other rules.
Elder Toguro explained the other rules, and Kawabara would do anything to lose all of this weight.
Elder Toguro- OK that's all the rules you really need to know he he he. Now time to put you in your spandex fitting he he he.
Kawabara- Oh God! (blushing)
Kawabara is fitted in some used rent-a-spandex (GROSS) and is finally getting ready to go lose some pounds. Kawabara walks down the hall and is stopped by younger Toguro and he is in spandex to small for him. Kawabara is now scared; really scared.
Toguro- Hello round man, are you here to join my aerobics class?
Kawabara is at a loss of words and has a look of fear on his face.
Tougro- What's the matter my chubby little chipmunk?
Kawabara- Ahhh... nothing!
Torugro- Well I hope to see you soon, my tub of love.
Torugro then honk's one of Kawabara's tits and walks off. Kawabara stands there with lifeless look, and then in a spontaneous jolt runs as fast as his fat little legs would take him to the door he just came from, but it was locked. Kawabara gave a shriek and elder Toguro comes up from behind.
Elder Torugro- He he he no Denny's for you chunky he he he.
Kawabara- Ahhh... (breathing hard) I thought you were the younger one.
Elder Torugro- Am I not to be feared? He he he.
Kawabara- Your bother he... he... he...
Elder Torugro- He what he he he. Just say it man he he he.
Kawabara- He honked one of of these! (holding both of his sagging fat tits).
Elder Torugro- Oh my he he he. My brother is a spunky fellow he he he.
Just then the doors opened and out comes Hiei in black spandex. Hiei walks pasted Kawabara, five seconds later he walks backwards and looks at Kawabara. Hiei out of character starts to point and laugh at Kawabara.
Kawabara- Stop it... Stop laughing stupid dwarf.
Hiei- (wiping the tear drop from his eye from laughing so hard) Wow I need that.
Hiei gets composure and starts to walk to the weight training room. Kawabara gives up on leaving and goes to the spa in hopes that younger Toguro is not in there. Elder Torugro goes back behind the desk he he he.
Kawabara is in locker room taking off his spandex and putting on a towel. Now he walks up to the spa room, but there is one problem.
Kawabara- (with a shocked and scared look on his face) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS A UNISEX SPA ROOM?! AHHHHH THIS IS JUST NOT FAIR!
Kawabara, in the fear that a women might be in there, and the thought of a women seeing him naked scared him, So he walks back to the locker room. As he is about to go in he sees young Torugro in there, Kawabara jumps back in hopes that Torugro didn't see him. He runs back to the spa room. As he locks the spa door with the key hanging on the door knob, he hears a familiar voice.
Familiar Voice- Hay dimwit, what hell do you think you are doing?
Kawabara turns around its Genkai!
Genkai- What is it did I stutter, moron?
Kawabara- (with a look of disgust) Ahhh nothing. (trying not to look at her)
Genkai- Ohhhh... I see you been watching too much porn if you think that is going to happen.
Kawabara- (in shock) WH... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Genkai- You know you what am talking about. You lock the door and think you can your hands in grandma's candy dish I don't think so kiddo.
Kawabara after hearing that drops the key and it falls under the cracks where he can't reach it. Without even knowing it none the less.
Kawabara- (in a look of shock and fear and disgust) WHAT THAT IS THE NASITEST THING I HAD EVER HEARD OF IN MY LIFE. I am getting out of here! (Kawabara now realizes he does not have the key.)
Genkai- How convenient you don't have the key anymore do you?
Kawabara- ITS NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL! REALLY I WANT GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!
Genkai- Admit it you want to see me naked. You sick little pervert. OK then here go! (Genkai takes off her robe and walks up to Kawabara naked) Here happy now!
Kawabara- AHHHHHHHHHH! GET ME OUT, GET ME OUT, GET ME OUT NOW! HELP THIRE IS A SENILE OLD WOMEN HERE HHHEEEEEELLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE.
Wow that was sick, where hell do I come up with this SHIT? Old naked women Jesus Christ I need help! Don't worry the next will focus on Hiei and I promise no naked old women in that one, I mean I have BALLS but, not they are not big enough to fuck with Hiei like that. Well until next time R+R Thanx. Can't wait to here from ya.