Disclaimer: We do not own Zelda, nor ever will. Though we both own the
games!! (does that count?) ^____^ anyway, we came up with this idea while
playing OoT, and though we'd write it down and post it. ENJOY!!
Warning: Pure nonsense ahead.
We warned you.

Mido the Bright-Nosed Korkiri
Mido the bright nosed korkiri (korkiri!)
had a very shiny nose (like a rupee!)
And if you ever saw it (saw it!)
you could even say it glows (like a fairy!)
All of the other korkiri (korkiri!)
Used to laugh and call him names (like a Deku Shrub!)
They never let poor Mido (Mido)
Join in any Korkiri games (skipping stones)
Then one foggy rainy day
Zelda came to say...(hehehe!)
"Mido with your nose so bright! Won't you guide my carriage t'night?"
Then all the Korkiri loved him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (Yipee!)
Mido the bright nosed Korkiri (Korkiri!)
You'll go down in history! (Like The running man!)
Jingle bells!
Mido smells!
Ganon laid an egg!
Epona, she lost her leg!
And a Goron took Ballet!

*made for no reason at all. Is pure nonsense!! DO NOT JUDGE US BY THIS
MATERIAL!! WE BEG YOU!!!