AN- this is my first fic to be posted on FF.net. ^_^ yayness. A few notes about the characters, this is after Cell, but before Buu. Gohan and Mirai go to OSHS, but Videl is still in the following-Gohan-to-find-out-all-his- secrets stage. If it ever comes up, only the gold fighter exists. So as not to be recognized, Gohan goes ssj and uses his watch to change into a black gi with blue green waistband and wristbands. Goku died in the cell games and never came back (like in the series). Mirai Trunks came back (they call him mirai and present Trunks chibi) a few years later after his mother died in his timeline. That's mainly so Gohan has somebody to hang around w/him. It's always ticked me off that the closest people to his age in the z- senshi were 9 years (or something like that) younger than him. Oh yeah, and Gohan never stopped training, so he is the strongest followed closely by Vegeta (who trains to a much higher extent) then Mirai and Piccolo. One more thing, I personally like fics with Tienshinhan/Launch pairings, so in my fic, they had twins (Travis and Tess). I'm not sure where I got the names from, but if it's from your story, please don't hurt me! They've just been floating around in the void I call a mind . If you really want descriptions of 'em, they're at the very bottom ^-^ Ages- Gohan-16 M. Trunks-16 (I know that's not right, but live with it) Goten-7 C.Trunks-8 Marron-6 Travis/Tess-6 Others- Doesn't' really matter yet, if any more do then I'll be sure to tell 'ya. Anyways, I'm done ranting so on with the .:cough cough crappy cough:. Story!

Disclaimer- Fan-
Admirer of a certain person, place, or thing
Fiction-
Made up, not real story
Put it all together and what've you got?
Fan fiction-
A fictional story written by a fan of said topic Not the definition I'd put in Webster's, but it gets the point across. Chapter One-To kick it off

"Hey, Trunks?"
"Yeah Goten?" the lavender-haired boy turned to his black-haired naïve companion.
"What are we gona wish for with the dragonballs, anyway?"
The boy blinked his cerulean eyes a few times then put his hand under his chin in a position that led others to believe he was thinking.
"I dunno. we did just kinda get them together for the heck of it, didn't we?"
His friend nodded and they both stared at the seven orbs that were flashing at odd intervals now that they were together. They remained like this until their parents arrived on the scene. The demons- I mean, children kicked the dragonballs behind a bush with Goten stubbed his toe in the process, leaving him hopping around Capsule Corp lawn clutching the foot.
Suspecting something, the blue-haired genius with them walked straight over to her son and was a bout to start questioning him. She didn't get the chance to, however, because a loud noise interrupted any future and present conversation.
CLONK
All the present sayians and demi sayians, AKA-Goten, Trunks and Vegeta (hah! Bet you forgot he was here, didn't you?) Cringed at the sound of Chichi's frying pan of doom hitting its appointed target. Goten however fainted, being the victim of said weapon. Several CC workers heard the noise but, upon noticing Chichi with her frying pan and Goten on the ground in front of her, shrugged and went back to their work. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Vegeta, being himself, snorted at the demise of the young demi- sayian, only to receive a lump on his head from his own wife's FPOD.
"What the heck was that for Onna?!"
Two teenage demi sayains had heard the noise and appeared on the scene in the event that anyone needed medical help. Upon arriving, the two recognized the argument that was about to unfold.
"What do you think Vegeta?! Can't you just once behave and treat other people with respect?!"
The two lavender haired boys rolled their eyes and began to mock the argument, twisting their faces up to look like their mother or father.
"Be quiet Onna! And if anything, they should be treating me with respect! After all, I'm the pr-"
"Yeah yeah, we've heard it before Veggie. 'Prince of all Sayains.' For Kami's sake, that's three people, including yourself and two sons, that you rule over!"
"My name is not 'veggie'!" The proud sayian said in distaste. "It's Vegeta! Can you say it, Onna, or do I have to spell it out for you?!"
"I'll call you veggie for as long as you call me Onna! I have a name, you know. And it's B-U-L-"
At that point the couple noticed the two son children rolling on the ground laughing, not noticing their mother staring daggers at them. The two looked behind them to see their two sons, the elder whistling an innocent tune, the younger just trying to whistle (and failing miserably, managing only to spit on the ground). Bulma and Chichi sighed then proceeded to take their frying pans out from their inter-dimensional pockets and beat their children senseless with them.
The end result of this was Goten lying on the ground unconscious again and the other three rubbing their heads in obvious pain. After they recovered, the conversation started up again.
"To be honest, Trunks, I don't want to know what you two were doing out here, so I'm not going to ask." Bulma. "At any rate, we came out here to tell all of you" She continued, pointing to each of the demi sayians in turn, "that we are going out shopping."
"Dad too?" Mirai questioned with an incredulous look on his face. His father snorted before responding.
"It's better than your job." He said simply.
Gohan's face paled. He had heard this conversation before. And it usually led to-
"You and Gohan are babysitting Chibi and Goten, Marron and the twins." Mirai looked confused while Gohan looked as though he was going to pass out.
"You're kidding." Goku's eldest son croaked out. "Why can't Yamcha, or Krillin, or Roshi?! Why us!?" His mother glared at him.
"Shopping, shopping, and no-way-in-HFIL-am-I-leaving-my-kid-with- him." She answered.
Mirai, still a bit confused by his comrade's actions, spoke up.
"What's so bad about babysitting?" He was then interrupted by three new chibis rushing past him and onto Gohan. Goten and Trunks, obviously recognizing the game, rushed over as well. Insert your own version of a dust cloud scene here. When the dirt had settled, it revealed a very surprised teenager with chibis hanging onto him like lights on a Christmas tree. Trunks had gained control of Gohan's head, while Marron and Tess glared daggers at each other from their perches on his shoulders. Travis and Goten were at the bottom, clutching their heads in obvious pain. Upon closer inspection, it could be realized that, judging by the small handprints on their faces, the girls had slapped them off their perches. (1) Trunks (chibi) looked down at his friends with a look of superiority on his face. "I win!" "That's 'cus you cheated!" "My head hurts." "Did not!" "Yeah, mine too." "Did to did to did to!" "Did to!" "Can you guys even hear us up there?" "No I didn't!" "I don't think they can.." "Did not!" "Did too!" "Did too!" "Not" "Did" "Did" "Not" "Did" "Did" "Nope. they can't." "Notnotnot!" "Diddiddid!" "Diddiddi-"(2) ~Clonk~ The chibis continued to argue until Goten passed out from the pain of being whacked, not once, but TWICE by his mother's FPOD then slapped across the face by his demi-cyborg friend. Their 'hill' (aka Gohan) then decided he was tired of this game and moved each of the chibis from their perches, glaring at Vegeta, as if daring the prince to taunt him.

Vegeta, however, was keeping a close eye on his wife's frying pan; probably plotting excuses for witch he would need to 'borrow' his wife's frying pan, then 'accidentally' leave it lying around in.oh, say, a prototype spaceship that he 'accidentally' set off on it's trial run three weeks before planed, therefore leading it to explode upon leaving the earth's atmosphere.anyways.this is getting off track.

His mother smiled sweetly and waved goodbye to the hybrids while dragging her reluctant husband behind her with Chichi following closely behind.

"I don't get it, though." Mirai continued. "What's so bad about baby- sitting?" Gohan sighed and put his hand on Mirai's shoulder. "You've got a lot to learn about living in a time with little chibi demons that outnumber you over two-to-one, my friend."

He shook his head then went inside to find his duct-tape. (3)

Trunks blinked for a second while pondering what could be so bad about watching the kids.

AN-The end! Of chapter one, anyhow ^-^ so. how do you guys like it? Love it, it's ok, I should burn it and forget about writing ever again? I've never posted my work, so I have no idea ^-^ Flames are always accepted, you need a fire to toast marsh mellows, after all.

(1)- In other words, they played 'king of the hill' with Gohan as their hill. Everyone out there knows that game, right? If anyone doesn't (and they bother to review and tell me so) then I will post the description. (2)- If you didn't get that, that was Trunks insisting he didn't cheat, Marron and Tess saying he did, and Goten and Travis in severe pain.^-^ (3)-Duct tape makes the world go round! ^-^ Before I forget-
Travis- has black eyes and dark blue, almost black hair that spikes a bit backward (not nearly to Goten's extent, though). He wears a headband over his forehead, having inherited his father's third eye and prefering it to remain relatively unknown to the public. As for clothes, he just wears jeans and a white shirt most of the time. ^-^
Tess- has brown eyes and blond hair that is kept at shoulder-length and is wavy toward the end of it. As for her outfit, she has jean shorts and a lime green shirt.

Heh heh, I'm very descriptive ^-^ probably why I get C's in English. Total chapter word count- 1719 (including the A/N's) Wow! The first chapter is that long? I thought it was kind of short.. Please review!