Yo what's up folks? I see almost everybody likes my twisted humor, and
that's great. Oh and yes I also got the memo on my spelling. Now I'll be
frank. My spelling is not the best neither is my grammar. That's OK though
that only means I have to try harder and I like to thank those who caught
it. I also wanted to warn those who did not like the first chapter that
this one doesn't get any better. So if you thought the first one was trash
and read this please don't get mad because I warned you. Now for the
disclaimer I do not own YYH or any anybody in it. So now that am off my
soapbox on with the crap I like to call "Spirit World Gym".
Last Time- A fat Kuwabara (that's right, right? My spelling I mean) goes to Spirit World Gym. Kuwabara is hit on by the younger Toguro. Spandex? Spa? Grandmas candy dish? Naked old women? What the hell is going on? More importantly what the hell is wrong with me?!
We start today's show in the weight training room. We see Hiei bench pressing with Bui. Hiei is lifting the weights and Bui keeps putting them on, then the doors open and out comes a shirtless Kurama. The sweating Kurama walks up to Hiei, but he doesn't notice him until Kurama call out his name out.
Kurama- Hey Hiei!
Hiei- (Hiei hears his name called out and looks for the fool who's calling out his name.) Who's the fool with balls to call me name during my weight training.(Notices it is Kurama) Oh its you. What do you want?
Kurama- Oh I just wanted see how you were doing. I can see you haven't changed.
Hiei- (looks annoyed) I'm fine, and yes I haven't changed.
Kurama- I heard that Kuwabara was here.
Hiei- (demeanor less annoyed) Yeah I saw all six of them a few minutes ago.
Kurama- Kuwabara gained weight?
Hiei- (has an odd simile) Gain weight? I think he has his own gravitational pull now. All gay guys keep hitting on him.
Kurama- I wonder what he's doing right now?
The screen cuts to the spa door and you can hear the rantings of Kuwabara.
Kuwabara- (voice starting fading from all the yelling) AHHHHH... HELP HELP! PLEACE SOMEONE HELP ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME!
The screen cut's back to Hiei and Kurama.
Hiei- Who cares?
Kurama- (starts to walk away) It was good to see you Hiei.
Hiei- (shrugs his shoulders) ... Hay, where the hell is that dumbass Bui at?
The screen cuts to Bui outside the Gym. Bui is wearing nothing but his mask and is curled up in a ball and shaking. The Gym doors open and Young Toguro comes out with a cigarette in mouth and is putting on his pants.
Toguro- Oh... Stop acting like you hated it. You know you wanted to (throws Bui's clothes back at him).
Bui grabs his clothes and the screen cuts back to Hiei. Hiei is still looking for Bui but obviously he's not there. So he finally decides to go to the hand weights (even though he thinks they are for wimps).
Hiei- (thinks to himself) Damn Bui! I hope that mother fucker is in hell right now! For his sake because if I see him am sure as hell going to send him there with my sword up his ass!... I look like all these wimpy butt fuckers with these gay hand weights! If I here someone say one thing to me about these hand weights, I'm going permanently introduce their face to their colon!
The doors open and its Karasu and he's pissed. Karasu prances to Hiei and Hiei dosen't even notice him. Karasu clears his throat but Hiei still sets there as if nothing is happening. Karasu clears his throat louder but Hiei still sets there. Karasu then gives up and starts to speak.
Karasu- Hiei.
Hiei- ...
Karasu- (yells) HIEI!
Everybody in the room looks at them. Hiei then looks up at Karasu.
Hiei- What is it queer? I don't have time for this.
Karasu- Now that I have your attention I have came here to warn you...
Hiei- (cuts him off) WARN ME! If I remember correctly didn't we KILL you!
Karasu- There was no 'we' in my death, it was all Kurama. Speaking of Kurama that's way I'm here... KURAMA IS MY MAN SO YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM HIM!
Hiei- ...
Karasu- Got it?
Hiei- You have nothing to worry about but, if you try to threaten me again I well kill you were you stand.
Karasu- ...
Hiei- Got it? Good now get the hell away from me.
Karasu- (shakes his head to the left and right) That's just sad.
Hiei- (going back to his weights) What is?
Karasu- You still are hidden from yourself.
Hiei- What?
Karasu- I see the way you look at him. You like him in a special way just like me.
Hiei- (going for his sword) WHAT?
Karasu- Are you denying it?
Hiei- (the sword to Karasu's throat) WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Karasu- You can see Kurama lying in the beach. He lies on his stomach with nothing on but his sexy simile. Then he calls you over and you run to him faster then you ever did in your life. (starts to blush) He asks you in that angelic voice of his to please put sun tan lotion all over his naked body.
Hiei- (cuts him off and takes his sword away from his throat) You are pathetic and need help (Goes back to hand weights as if nothing happen).
Karasu- (turns around and starts to walk to the doors labeled pool) You can keep lying to yourself... but, we both know the truth.
Hiei- (thinks to himself) WOW WHAT A FUCKIN FAGGET. I hope that mental case doesn't get Kurama... Kurama's too good for him... (starts to think of the beach and Kurama)... (He is now pumping faster with the hand weights)... Ummmmm... WAIT WHY IN GOD NAME AM I THINKING THIS I GOTTA THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE but, what?... Humm... I KNOW THE DARK TERAMENT! (starts thinking of fighting in dark tournament)... (now his thinking of finishing a match and is in the locker room with Kurama)...Hmmmmm... (Kurama is taking of his shirt)...Hummm...(Pumping even faster)...AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?! (Lets go of the and weight and it goes flying in the air it hits and kills some demon in the background.) AHHH DAMN THAT KARASU HIS PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH ME!
Hiei then goes for his sword and gets up and starts walking to the poolroom doors. Some nameless demon stands in his way.
Hiei- Get the hell out of my way fool!
Demon- NO! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! NOW AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Hiei then chops the demon to many little pieces and runs to the poolroom. Karasu is standing in front of the pool blushing like a little schoolgirl.
Hiei- GET READY TO DIE ASSHOLE!
Karasu still stands there motionless.
Hiei- HEY, BUTTFUCKER AM TALKING TO YOU!
Karasu then looks at Hiei and then points up to the lifeguard chair.
Hiei- WHAT HELL IS WORNG WITH YOU?! YOUR ABOUT TO DIE YOU CAN AT LEES BAGGE OR SOMETHING!
Hiei then looks to where Karasu is pointing too. Its Kurama as a lifeguard in speedos. Hiei is now blushing with Karasu as they both look at Kurama in awe.
The screen cuts back to the spa doors. We can see that the spa doors was busted open. Now the screen cuts back to the locker room Kuwabara has a lifeless look on his face and is breathing hard.
Kuwabara- (still trying to catch his breath) Oh my god I can't believe that just happen! I gotta get the hell outta here.
Kuwabara then walks to the weight room. Kuwabara then picks up a hand weight and starts working out.
Kuwabara- (thinks to himself) I got to get out of here but, how? The doors for me are locked until I lose weight. I guess the only way am going to get the hell out of here is if I get rid of this fat ass of mien. DAMN IT!
Familiar voice behind Kuwabara- Hey, Tub-of-love.
Kuwabara- AHHHHHHH (turns his head slowly) I'm not gay soooo... Oh its you.
Yusuke- (in young Toguro voice) I don't see you in my aroebics class I missed you lover! (back in his own voice) HAhahaha so I see my FAT friend got a boyfriend now. Hahahaha
Kuwabara- (pissed off) IT NOT FUNNY YUSUKE SO STOP LAUGHING! Hey wait how did you know?
Yusuke- Your girlfriend Genkai told me. Hahahaha...
Kuwabara- Ahhh Yusuke don't even joke about that! That creepy... First I'm hit on by Toguro and then I'm locked in a spa with a psychotic geezer.
Yusuke- Yeah whatever you say Kuwabara.
Yusuke starts to walk away but is stopped when Kuwabara grabs his leg.
Yusuke- HEY!
Kuwabara- You gotta help me get out of here Yusuke!
Yusuke- Why is there a buffet you gotta get to?
Kuwabara- You know what I been though. Please don't make me beg Yusuke. Just get me out of here!
Yusuke- OK! I'll help you now get off me!
Kuwabara- Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!
Wow that was sick right? Well that's it for to day hope you liked it. Before I close out I would like to say my reasons for making the Toguro brothers GAY. A) I think their gay anyway, B) It makes my story funnier and, C) Their powers suck (so way not make it "dick" too). That's my reasons can't wait to here from ya R+R. Thanks again.
Last Time- A fat Kuwabara (that's right, right? My spelling I mean) goes to Spirit World Gym. Kuwabara is hit on by the younger Toguro. Spandex? Spa? Grandmas candy dish? Naked old women? What the hell is going on? More importantly what the hell is wrong with me?!
We start today's show in the weight training room. We see Hiei bench pressing with Bui. Hiei is lifting the weights and Bui keeps putting them on, then the doors open and out comes a shirtless Kurama. The sweating Kurama walks up to Hiei, but he doesn't notice him until Kurama call out his name out.
Kurama- Hey Hiei!
Hiei- (Hiei hears his name called out and looks for the fool who's calling out his name.) Who's the fool with balls to call me name during my weight training.(Notices it is Kurama) Oh its you. What do you want?
Kurama- Oh I just wanted see how you were doing. I can see you haven't changed.
Hiei- (looks annoyed) I'm fine, and yes I haven't changed.
Kurama- I heard that Kuwabara was here.
Hiei- (demeanor less annoyed) Yeah I saw all six of them a few minutes ago.
Kurama- Kuwabara gained weight?
Hiei- (has an odd simile) Gain weight? I think he has his own gravitational pull now. All gay guys keep hitting on him.
Kurama- I wonder what he's doing right now?
The screen cuts to the spa door and you can hear the rantings of Kuwabara.
Kuwabara- (voice starting fading from all the yelling) AHHHHH... HELP HELP! PLEACE SOMEONE HELP ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME!
The screen cut's back to Hiei and Kurama.
Hiei- Who cares?
Kurama- (starts to walk away) It was good to see you Hiei.
Hiei- (shrugs his shoulders) ... Hay, where the hell is that dumbass Bui at?
The screen cuts to Bui outside the Gym. Bui is wearing nothing but his mask and is curled up in a ball and shaking. The Gym doors open and Young Toguro comes out with a cigarette in mouth and is putting on his pants.
Toguro- Oh... Stop acting like you hated it. You know you wanted to (throws Bui's clothes back at him).
Bui grabs his clothes and the screen cuts back to Hiei. Hiei is still looking for Bui but obviously he's not there. So he finally decides to go to the hand weights (even though he thinks they are for wimps).
Hiei- (thinks to himself) Damn Bui! I hope that mother fucker is in hell right now! For his sake because if I see him am sure as hell going to send him there with my sword up his ass!... I look like all these wimpy butt fuckers with these gay hand weights! If I here someone say one thing to me about these hand weights, I'm going permanently introduce their face to their colon!
The doors open and its Karasu and he's pissed. Karasu prances to Hiei and Hiei dosen't even notice him. Karasu clears his throat but Hiei still sets there as if nothing is happening. Karasu clears his throat louder but Hiei still sets there. Karasu then gives up and starts to speak.
Karasu- Hiei.
Hiei- ...
Karasu- (yells) HIEI!
Everybody in the room looks at them. Hiei then looks up at Karasu.
Hiei- What is it queer? I don't have time for this.
Karasu- Now that I have your attention I have came here to warn you...
Hiei- (cuts him off) WARN ME! If I remember correctly didn't we KILL you!
Karasu- There was no 'we' in my death, it was all Kurama. Speaking of Kurama that's way I'm here... KURAMA IS MY MAN SO YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM HIM!
Hiei- ...
Karasu- Got it?
Hiei- You have nothing to worry about but, if you try to threaten me again I well kill you were you stand.
Karasu- ...
Hiei- Got it? Good now get the hell away from me.
Karasu- (shakes his head to the left and right) That's just sad.
Hiei- (going back to his weights) What is?
Karasu- You still are hidden from yourself.
Hiei- What?
Karasu- I see the way you look at him. You like him in a special way just like me.
Hiei- (going for his sword) WHAT?
Karasu- Are you denying it?
Hiei- (the sword to Karasu's throat) WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Karasu- You can see Kurama lying in the beach. He lies on his stomach with nothing on but his sexy simile. Then he calls you over and you run to him faster then you ever did in your life. (starts to blush) He asks you in that angelic voice of his to please put sun tan lotion all over his naked body.
Hiei- (cuts him off and takes his sword away from his throat) You are pathetic and need help (Goes back to hand weights as if nothing happen).
Karasu- (turns around and starts to walk to the doors labeled pool) You can keep lying to yourself... but, we both know the truth.
Hiei- (thinks to himself) WOW WHAT A FUCKIN FAGGET. I hope that mental case doesn't get Kurama... Kurama's too good for him... (starts to think of the beach and Kurama)... (He is now pumping faster with the hand weights)... Ummmmm... WAIT WHY IN GOD NAME AM I THINKING THIS I GOTTA THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE but, what?... Humm... I KNOW THE DARK TERAMENT! (starts thinking of fighting in dark tournament)... (now his thinking of finishing a match and is in the locker room with Kurama)...Hmmmmm... (Kurama is taking of his shirt)...Hummm...(Pumping even faster)...AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?! (Lets go of the and weight and it goes flying in the air it hits and kills some demon in the background.) AHHH DAMN THAT KARASU HIS PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH ME!
Hiei then goes for his sword and gets up and starts walking to the poolroom doors. Some nameless demon stands in his way.
Hiei- Get the hell out of my way fool!
Demon- NO! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! NOW AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Hiei then chops the demon to many little pieces and runs to the poolroom. Karasu is standing in front of the pool blushing like a little schoolgirl.
Hiei- GET READY TO DIE ASSHOLE!
Karasu still stands there motionless.
Hiei- HEY, BUTTFUCKER AM TALKING TO YOU!
Karasu then looks at Hiei and then points up to the lifeguard chair.
Hiei- WHAT HELL IS WORNG WITH YOU?! YOUR ABOUT TO DIE YOU CAN AT LEES BAGGE OR SOMETHING!
Hiei then looks to where Karasu is pointing too. Its Kurama as a lifeguard in speedos. Hiei is now blushing with Karasu as they both look at Kurama in awe.
The screen cuts back to the spa doors. We can see that the spa doors was busted open. Now the screen cuts back to the locker room Kuwabara has a lifeless look on his face and is breathing hard.
Kuwabara- (still trying to catch his breath) Oh my god I can't believe that just happen! I gotta get the hell outta here.
Kuwabara then walks to the weight room. Kuwabara then picks up a hand weight and starts working out.
Kuwabara- (thinks to himself) I got to get out of here but, how? The doors for me are locked until I lose weight. I guess the only way am going to get the hell out of here is if I get rid of this fat ass of mien. DAMN IT!
Familiar voice behind Kuwabara- Hey, Tub-of-love.
Kuwabara- AHHHHHHH (turns his head slowly) I'm not gay soooo... Oh its you.
Yusuke- (in young Toguro voice) I don't see you in my aroebics class I missed you lover! (back in his own voice) HAhahaha so I see my FAT friend got a boyfriend now. Hahahaha
Kuwabara- (pissed off) IT NOT FUNNY YUSUKE SO STOP LAUGHING! Hey wait how did you know?
Yusuke- Your girlfriend Genkai told me. Hahahaha...
Kuwabara- Ahhh Yusuke don't even joke about that! That creepy... First I'm hit on by Toguro and then I'm locked in a spa with a psychotic geezer.
Yusuke- Yeah whatever you say Kuwabara.
Yusuke starts to walk away but is stopped when Kuwabara grabs his leg.
Yusuke- HEY!
Kuwabara- You gotta help me get out of here Yusuke!
Yusuke- Why is there a buffet you gotta get to?
Kuwabara- You know what I been though. Please don't make me beg Yusuke. Just get me out of here!
Yusuke- OK! I'll help you now get off me!
Kuwabara- Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!
Wow that was sick right? Well that's it for to day hope you liked it. Before I close out I would like to say my reasons for making the Toguro brothers GAY. A) I think their gay anyway, B) It makes my story funnier and, C) Their powers suck (so way not make it "dick" too). That's my reasons can't wait to here from ya R+R. Thanks again.