Hello my faithful readers I see that people like my sick ass! That's fucken
awesome, this makes me happy so happy I type up new story. Now before I get
into the most twisted disgusting thing under NC-17 ever read. The
disclaimer I do not own YYH or anybody in it really I don't! If you are
reading this you know how dirty I am so I don't think I need to warn you
that this story is S-I-C-K SICK! DAMN IT! If you are easy to offend then
how the hell did you survive the first two chapters? I mean I had gay
scenes, a naked old Genkai, and a really fat Kuwabara. I think you like
being offended or you like to bitch or both, but I digress those who get it
thank you for the good reviews. I need more though if you want me the type
new chapters. Now that that crap is out of the way on with the pail of shit
known as "Spirit World Gym".
Last time- A really FAT Kuwabara goes to the Spirit World Gym". Hiei is GAY?... Yea, maybe... HIEI? Gay? No way. Naked old woman in a spa? Love war with Hiei and Karasu over Kurama? Wait Hiei is GAY? I don't... no I CAN'T believe that Hiei is GAY! I mean Hiei the tough three-eyed guy... He can't be GAY! Now Hiei in spandex that I can believe but, GAY?! No fucken way.
Ahhh... The drama of the Spirit World Gym. The only free Gym in the whole spirit world. It's ran by the defeated and deseased Torguro taem. Young Toguro the manager of the fitness programs of VIP's and aerobics teacher. Elder Toguro the manager of the whole building and health food expert. Bui the weight trainer and the guy who fixed the shit that breaks. Karasu the swimming teacher and the cleaning guy after the gym is closed. They get some help from some kind folks who give a damn. Kurama the part time lifeguard is an example of those folks. Another example is Yusuke and Genkai both are self-defense teachers. The Toguro team got this gig by begging to lord Koenma for a second chance. Koenma sees this as a chance to lose his baby fat so he gives them an ultimatum. Open a free Gym or go to HELL! They of course pick the free Gym, but this isn't about how they got the Gym. This is about the Toguro's sexual revulations to the new "team"! That's right they swing both ways and they don't mind being the catcher either. That's right CATCHER you know what am talking about. BUTTSEX GROSS! We start todays show at the poolroom of the Gym. We see Hiei and Karasu looking at Kurama in speedos. Both are blushing and red as an apple (I know that was lame but that's all I could think of at the time). As they stand there Karasu decides to do something out of LOVE.
Hiei- ...
Karasu- ... That's what I'll do!
Hiei- (shakes he's head) What?
Karasu then jumps in the pool and pretends to be drownning. Kurama sees this and jump in the pool and swims to him.
Karasu- (under the water) HELP, HELP, HELP, I'M DROWNING HELP!
Hiei- You're a SHITHEAD.
Karasu- (whispers to Hiei) I'll remind you of that when my tongue is in Kurama's mouth.
Kaurama- What are you doing?
Karasu- DROWNING HELP ME!
Hiei- He he he... Stand up moron.
Karasu stands up and the water is not even up to his knees.
Kurama- You know better Karasu! Drowning is a serious matter! You shouldn't have called for help unless you needed it... Besides you're the swimming instructor you should be able to swim! GOD I am so disappointed in you!
Hiei- Awwwww!
Karasu- (starting to cry) I'm... I'm so sorry... KURAMA!
Kurama- Stop crying be a man. (starting to walk away) For God Sakes!
Hiei- (Pointing to Karasu) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOSER HA HA HA HA.
Karasu- (wiping tears off) Stop it... Stop laughing at me!
Hiei- Ha ha ha ha NO! Ah ha ha ha FAGGOT!
Karasu- You're a faggot too you know.
Hiei- (stops laughing) No I am not.
Karasu- Yes you are.
Hiei- NO I AM NOT!
Karasu- YES YOU ARE!
Hiei- NO I AM NOT! (grabs his sword)
Karasu- Then why are you here?
Hiei- I'm here to kill you ASSHOLE!
Karasu- Then why did you wait so long to do it?
Hiei- Because...
Karasu- Kurama in speeados.
Hiei- (blushing) ... Ahhhh... NO THAT NOT WHY! IT'S BECAUSE I WANT TO HEAR YOU BEG BUTTFUCKER!
Karasu- Sure whatever you say Hiei. You want to kill me so you can get Kurama to yourself. If I was out of the way there would be no obstacles in your way.
Hiei- If I was GAY and, Even though I am not! And if I was after Kurama but, I am not. You would not be an obstacle.
Karasu- Yes I would do. I'm stronger then you! I'm faster then you! I'm batter then you!, and hell I'm SEXIER then you!
Hiei- You your not stronger, faster, and batter then me! And you are definitely not SEXIER then me!
Karasu- Yes I am!
Hiei- No you are not!
Karasu- (waves his hands at Hiei very fast) YES I AM!
Hiei- (begins to wave his hands in the air too fend him off) NO YOU'RE NOT!
The sissy fight begins and everybody is staring at them. Kurama sees this and swims to them again.
Kurama- HAY, BREACK IT UP! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!
Hiei- (pointing to Karasu) He started it.
Karasu- No I didn't!
Kurama- That's enough! Since when did you fight like that Hiei?
Hiei- (blushing) Ahhhh...
Karasu- (cut him off) Since he found out he was...
Hiei- (kicks Karasu in the nuts) Nothing, nothing It won't happen again! OK.
Kurama- OK you two sort it out yourselves but if I have to come here to stop you two again for anything am kicking you out of the pool got it?
Hiei- Yeah I got it.
Karasu- (holding his balls and, in a high pitch voice) GOT IT.
After five minutes of holding his jewels Karasu gets his composure back he speaks.
Karasu- still lying to yourself.
Hiei- I'm not gay.
Karasu- Whatever... I'm still better than you are.
Hiei- Lets test that then.
Karasu- What do you mean?
Hiei- Lets test speed first in the pool.
Karasu- OK the first to reach the end of the pool wins the speed. Deal?
Hiei agree and both jumps into the pool and begins to swim as fast as possible. Meanwhile at the gym entrance we see Kuwabara and Yusuke.
Yusuke- OK hears the plan (whips out a blue print out of nowhere).
Kuwabara- How did you do that?
Yusuke- (rolls open the plan) OK this is me (points to the stick figure) and this is you (points to the circle that says fat ass inside it)
Kuwabara- HEY!
Yusuke- I'm going to walk up to the doors and open it and you are going to speed walk right though the door as fast as you can. Got it?
Kuwabara- Yeah... I got it?
Yusuke- What's wrong?
Kuwabara- Why don't I just run? You know instead of "speed walking"?
Yusuke- Friction! You run though the door fast enough and when your thunder Thighs hit each other. Your pants legs will rub together and start a fire stupid!
Kuwabara- Its only 20 steps away!
Yusuke- Here I go!
Yusuke runs to the door and opens it. Kuwabara gets up and RAN to the door.
Yusuke- Ah ha ha ha ha!
Kuwabara- What the hell is so funny!
Yusuke- You dumb-ass ha ha ha!
Kuwabara- What is that smell?
Kuwabara looks down and his pants are on fire!
Kuwabara- AHHHHHHHHH...
Yusuke- You smell like bacon ha ha ha!
Kuwabara stops drop and roles and put out the fire even though it cost him his pants. Kuwabara realizes this and runs to the locker room to get new pants. He gets up to the door and hears a woman scream!
Kuwabara- What hell is going on?! Well if there is someone in danger it's my job to save him or her here I go!
Kuwabara brakes open the door and sees what's inside and then faints. Yusuke runs to the locker room behind Kuwabara. When he got there he sees Kuwabara on the floor.
Yusuke- What the hell happen here? (walks to the locker room and sees Young Toguro and Genkai laying there both with cigarette in there mouths) What the hell did you do to him?
Toguro- Nothing! (Yusuke gives him an odd look as if he didn't believe him) Really we did nothing.
Genkai- He saw us doing the wild.
Yusuke- Ahhhhh gross don't ever say that again!
Toguro- (looks to Genkai) I think he wanted a threesome with us, lover.
Ysuske sneaks Kuwabara out of the horrifying scene as Toguro and Ginkai fight over the threesome idea.
Wow that was fucked up right? Well that's it for this week tell of the odd little Gym in Spirit world. I would like to thank "Gablock the Hated" (I don't Hate you) for the Toguro and Genkai fucken up Kuwabaras mental state and the NC-17 remark. Please review my work if I don't get enough I well not write another one and this well be the last episode. So REVIEW it DAMN it. Well Thanks for reading R+R until next time.
Last time- A really FAT Kuwabara goes to the Spirit World Gym". Hiei is GAY?... Yea, maybe... HIEI? Gay? No way. Naked old woman in a spa? Love war with Hiei and Karasu over Kurama? Wait Hiei is GAY? I don't... no I CAN'T believe that Hiei is GAY! I mean Hiei the tough three-eyed guy... He can't be GAY! Now Hiei in spandex that I can believe but, GAY?! No fucken way.
Ahhh... The drama of the Spirit World Gym. The only free Gym in the whole spirit world. It's ran by the defeated and deseased Torguro taem. Young Toguro the manager of the fitness programs of VIP's and aerobics teacher. Elder Toguro the manager of the whole building and health food expert. Bui the weight trainer and the guy who fixed the shit that breaks. Karasu the swimming teacher and the cleaning guy after the gym is closed. They get some help from some kind folks who give a damn. Kurama the part time lifeguard is an example of those folks. Another example is Yusuke and Genkai both are self-defense teachers. The Toguro team got this gig by begging to lord Koenma for a second chance. Koenma sees this as a chance to lose his baby fat so he gives them an ultimatum. Open a free Gym or go to HELL! They of course pick the free Gym, but this isn't about how they got the Gym. This is about the Toguro's sexual revulations to the new "team"! That's right they swing both ways and they don't mind being the catcher either. That's right CATCHER you know what am talking about. BUTTSEX GROSS! We start todays show at the poolroom of the Gym. We see Hiei and Karasu looking at Kurama in speedos. Both are blushing and red as an apple (I know that was lame but that's all I could think of at the time). As they stand there Karasu decides to do something out of LOVE.
Hiei- ...
Karasu- ... That's what I'll do!
Hiei- (shakes he's head) What?
Karasu then jumps in the pool and pretends to be drownning. Kurama sees this and jump in the pool and swims to him.
Karasu- (under the water) HELP, HELP, HELP, I'M DROWNING HELP!
Hiei- You're a SHITHEAD.
Karasu- (whispers to Hiei) I'll remind you of that when my tongue is in Kurama's mouth.
Kaurama- What are you doing?
Karasu- DROWNING HELP ME!
Hiei- He he he... Stand up moron.
Karasu stands up and the water is not even up to his knees.
Kurama- You know better Karasu! Drowning is a serious matter! You shouldn't have called for help unless you needed it... Besides you're the swimming instructor you should be able to swim! GOD I am so disappointed in you!
Hiei- Awwwww!
Karasu- (starting to cry) I'm... I'm so sorry... KURAMA!
Kurama- Stop crying be a man. (starting to walk away) For God Sakes!
Hiei- (Pointing to Karasu) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOSER HA HA HA HA.
Karasu- (wiping tears off) Stop it... Stop laughing at me!
Hiei- Ha ha ha ha NO! Ah ha ha ha FAGGOT!
Karasu- You're a faggot too you know.
Hiei- (stops laughing) No I am not.
Karasu- Yes you are.
Hiei- NO I AM NOT!
Karasu- YES YOU ARE!
Hiei- NO I AM NOT! (grabs his sword)
Karasu- Then why are you here?
Hiei- I'm here to kill you ASSHOLE!
Karasu- Then why did you wait so long to do it?
Hiei- Because...
Karasu- Kurama in speeados.
Hiei- (blushing) ... Ahhhh... NO THAT NOT WHY! IT'S BECAUSE I WANT TO HEAR YOU BEG BUTTFUCKER!
Karasu- Sure whatever you say Hiei. You want to kill me so you can get Kurama to yourself. If I was out of the way there would be no obstacles in your way.
Hiei- If I was GAY and, Even though I am not! And if I was after Kurama but, I am not. You would not be an obstacle.
Karasu- Yes I would do. I'm stronger then you! I'm faster then you! I'm batter then you!, and hell I'm SEXIER then you!
Hiei- You your not stronger, faster, and batter then me! And you are definitely not SEXIER then me!
Karasu- Yes I am!
Hiei- No you are not!
Karasu- (waves his hands at Hiei very fast) YES I AM!
Hiei- (begins to wave his hands in the air too fend him off) NO YOU'RE NOT!
The sissy fight begins and everybody is staring at them. Kurama sees this and swims to them again.
Kurama- HAY, BREACK IT UP! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!
Hiei- (pointing to Karasu) He started it.
Karasu- No I didn't!
Kurama- That's enough! Since when did you fight like that Hiei?
Hiei- (blushing) Ahhhh...
Karasu- (cut him off) Since he found out he was...
Hiei- (kicks Karasu in the nuts) Nothing, nothing It won't happen again! OK.
Kurama- OK you two sort it out yourselves but if I have to come here to stop you two again for anything am kicking you out of the pool got it?
Hiei- Yeah I got it.
Karasu- (holding his balls and, in a high pitch voice) GOT IT.
After five minutes of holding his jewels Karasu gets his composure back he speaks.
Karasu- still lying to yourself.
Hiei- I'm not gay.
Karasu- Whatever... I'm still better than you are.
Hiei- Lets test that then.
Karasu- What do you mean?
Hiei- Lets test speed first in the pool.
Karasu- OK the first to reach the end of the pool wins the speed. Deal?
Hiei agree and both jumps into the pool and begins to swim as fast as possible. Meanwhile at the gym entrance we see Kuwabara and Yusuke.
Yusuke- OK hears the plan (whips out a blue print out of nowhere).
Kuwabara- How did you do that?
Yusuke- (rolls open the plan) OK this is me (points to the stick figure) and this is you (points to the circle that says fat ass inside it)
Kuwabara- HEY!
Yusuke- I'm going to walk up to the doors and open it and you are going to speed walk right though the door as fast as you can. Got it?
Kuwabara- Yeah... I got it?
Yusuke- What's wrong?
Kuwabara- Why don't I just run? You know instead of "speed walking"?
Yusuke- Friction! You run though the door fast enough and when your thunder Thighs hit each other. Your pants legs will rub together and start a fire stupid!
Kuwabara- Its only 20 steps away!
Yusuke- Here I go!
Yusuke runs to the door and opens it. Kuwabara gets up and RAN to the door.
Yusuke- Ah ha ha ha ha!
Kuwabara- What the hell is so funny!
Yusuke- You dumb-ass ha ha ha!
Kuwabara- What is that smell?
Kuwabara looks down and his pants are on fire!
Kuwabara- AHHHHHHHHH...
Yusuke- You smell like bacon ha ha ha!
Kuwabara stops drop and roles and put out the fire even though it cost him his pants. Kuwabara realizes this and runs to the locker room to get new pants. He gets up to the door and hears a woman scream!
Kuwabara- What hell is going on?! Well if there is someone in danger it's my job to save him or her here I go!
Kuwabara brakes open the door and sees what's inside and then faints. Yusuke runs to the locker room behind Kuwabara. When he got there he sees Kuwabara on the floor.
Yusuke- What the hell happen here? (walks to the locker room and sees Young Toguro and Genkai laying there both with cigarette in there mouths) What the hell did you do to him?
Toguro- Nothing! (Yusuke gives him an odd look as if he didn't believe him) Really we did nothing.
Genkai- He saw us doing the wild.
Yusuke- Ahhhhh gross don't ever say that again!
Toguro- (looks to Genkai) I think he wanted a threesome with us, lover.
Ysuske sneaks Kuwabara out of the horrifying scene as Toguro and Ginkai fight over the threesome idea.
Wow that was fucked up right? Well that's it for this week tell of the odd little Gym in Spirit world. I would like to thank "Gablock the Hated" (I don't Hate you) for the Toguro and Genkai fucken up Kuwabaras mental state and the NC-17 remark. Please review my work if I don't get enough I well not write another one and this well be the last episode. So REVIEW it DAMN it. Well Thanks for reading R+R until next time.