Finny and Gary rushed out to the pool to see Nick down below wading in it. Nick dipped his hand down into the pool and brought up something shiny. He shoved what he had in his pockets.
"Stupid gays going and cooking their nasty shit. I think I'm just going to get some change here and go to burger king or something," said Nick.
Up on the cliff Gary and Finny watched Nick.
"To steal from the forbidden pool is the penalty of death. We give that money to charity for crying out loud!" said Gary. Suddenly, some Vikings came out with footballs in their hands, pulled back.
"Shall I throw? These men wait for my command," said Gary. He raised his arm as all the Vikings were ready. He was going to lower when suddenly Finny spoke.
"Wait," said Finny, "this creature is bound to me and I to him. Let me go to him."
Gary gave Finny a quick nod and Finny started down the path towards Nick. Nick was still gathering change when Finny reached him. He approached Nick slowly, trying not to startle him.
"Come Nick," said Finny.
"Screw you gay. I'm getting change," said Nick.
"Come to master, Nicolas," said Finny.
"Don't call me that you gay! Besides, I'm not your slave," said Nick.
"You must come," said Finny.
"I don't have to do shit," said Nick.
"Fine then," said Finny. Suddenly some Vikings bolted out from behind, grabbed Nick, and threw him on the ground. They tied his hands and started beating him with sticks. They dragged him all the way up to cave.
"Don't hurt him!" yelled Finny but the men wouldn't listen. Finny looked up to see Gary Anderstand staring down at him, a sly grin on his face. Gary then disappeared into the cave.
In the cave the Vikings were kicking and beating Nick. They then threw him against a wall. Nick started screaming and swearing at them.
"Who are you?" asked Gary Anderstand. But Nick ignored him and started talking to himself.
"Those stupid gays. They took it from me. They took it. I could have been rich if it weren't for those stupid gays. I could have it all instead of stealing quarters from forbidden pools. Curse those stupid gays! Curse them! I hate them! I hate them I do! They stole it from me!" yelled Nick with such anger.
"What did they steal?" asked Gary Anderstand.
"My....PRECIOUS!" yelled Nick then started howling. Gary whipped out a stick and beat Nick over the head causing him to go unconscious.
"Psycho..." said Gary.
While Gary was interviewing Nick, the two gays were talking. Finny had come up and met with Sam again after what happened to Nick. They were planning to escape.
"Mr. Finny, just put the ring on once more, what can it hurt? You can get away then," said Sam.
"No Sam, I can't," said Finny.
"Yes you can. You got to," said Sam.
"I can't Sam. Everytime I put it on, he senses me. He can see where I am. It's taking control of me Sam. I can't fight it anymore," said Finny.
Suddenly, Gary Anderstand came up to them. He looked them in the eyes at first then took out his stick and pointed it at the gays. He reached the tip of his stick over to Finny and held the ring up on the end.
"So this is the answer to all the riddles. The ring of power in my grasp," said Gary Anderstand. Suddenly, Finny started spazzing. His eyes rolled in the back of his head and he started twitching. Gary and Sam both looked at him. Suddenly Finny got pissed. He screamed, flung the stick away, and ran to the back of the cave.
"Leave him alone! Don't you see what your doing? It's a burden it is. The ring. Can't you understand that? Won't you just let us go?" asked Sam. Gary looked him a bit. Suddenly, one of Gary's followers came up.
"Gary, Winona is under attack. They called for reinforcements. We must go," said the follower. Gary looked at the gays.
"The ring will go to Winona," said Gary. The gays got shocked looks in their eyes and were then dragged by the other Vikings off to Winona.
"Stupid gays going and cooking their nasty shit. I think I'm just going to get some change here and go to burger king or something," said Nick.
Up on the cliff Gary and Finny watched Nick.
"To steal from the forbidden pool is the penalty of death. We give that money to charity for crying out loud!" said Gary. Suddenly, some Vikings came out with footballs in their hands, pulled back.
"Shall I throw? These men wait for my command," said Gary. He raised his arm as all the Vikings were ready. He was going to lower when suddenly Finny spoke.
"Wait," said Finny, "this creature is bound to me and I to him. Let me go to him."
Gary gave Finny a quick nod and Finny started down the path towards Nick. Nick was still gathering change when Finny reached him. He approached Nick slowly, trying not to startle him.
"Come Nick," said Finny.
"Screw you gay. I'm getting change," said Nick.
"Come to master, Nicolas," said Finny.
"Don't call me that you gay! Besides, I'm not your slave," said Nick.
"You must come," said Finny.
"I don't have to do shit," said Nick.
"Fine then," said Finny. Suddenly some Vikings bolted out from behind, grabbed Nick, and threw him on the ground. They tied his hands and started beating him with sticks. They dragged him all the way up to cave.
"Don't hurt him!" yelled Finny but the men wouldn't listen. Finny looked up to see Gary Anderstand staring down at him, a sly grin on his face. Gary then disappeared into the cave.
In the cave the Vikings were kicking and beating Nick. They then threw him against a wall. Nick started screaming and swearing at them.
"Who are you?" asked Gary Anderstand. But Nick ignored him and started talking to himself.
"Those stupid gays. They took it from me. They took it. I could have been rich if it weren't for those stupid gays. I could have it all instead of stealing quarters from forbidden pools. Curse those stupid gays! Curse them! I hate them! I hate them I do! They stole it from me!" yelled Nick with such anger.
"What did they steal?" asked Gary Anderstand.
"My....PRECIOUS!" yelled Nick then started howling. Gary whipped out a stick and beat Nick over the head causing him to go unconscious.
"Psycho..." said Gary.
While Gary was interviewing Nick, the two gays were talking. Finny had come up and met with Sam again after what happened to Nick. They were planning to escape.
"Mr. Finny, just put the ring on once more, what can it hurt? You can get away then," said Sam.
"No Sam, I can't," said Finny.
"Yes you can. You got to," said Sam.
"I can't Sam. Everytime I put it on, he senses me. He can see where I am. It's taking control of me Sam. I can't fight it anymore," said Finny.
Suddenly, Gary Anderstand came up to them. He looked them in the eyes at first then took out his stick and pointed it at the gays. He reached the tip of his stick over to Finny and held the ring up on the end.
"So this is the answer to all the riddles. The ring of power in my grasp," said Gary Anderstand. Suddenly, Finny started spazzing. His eyes rolled in the back of his head and he started twitching. Gary and Sam both looked at him. Suddenly Finny got pissed. He screamed, flung the stick away, and ran to the back of the cave.
"Leave him alone! Don't you see what your doing? It's a burden it is. The ring. Can't you understand that? Won't you just let us go?" asked Sam. Gary looked him a bit. Suddenly, one of Gary's followers came up.
"Gary, Winona is under attack. They called for reinforcements. We must go," said the follower. Gary looked at the gays.
"The ring will go to Winona," said Gary. The gays got shocked looks in their eyes and were then dragged by the other Vikings off to Winona.
