After the gays and Nick left Winona, they traveled. They traveled far and wide across the state of Wisconsin, in hopes that they would enter the forbidden place where the evil Brett Favre lies. They were about halfway when they started going through the forest. Finny and Sam were talking and Nick went off to talk to himself as usual.
"I wonder if we'll ever be put into stories Mr. Finny," said Sam.
"What?" asked Finny.
"Yeah, stories that you and your whole family can sit around and listen to. And the kids would say to their dads 'I want to hear the story of Finny and the ring.' And then they would say 'Oh yes, it's one of my favorite tales.' Then the children would say 'Finny was courageous wasn't he dad?' and then the dads would say 'Why yes my boy, he's the most famous of all gays this world has ever known.'" Said Sam.
"But you forgot one of the chief characters. Sam the brave. 'I want to hear more about Sam.' They would say. Finny wouldn't have gotten far without Sam," said Finny, a look in his eye.
"Now Mr. Finny don't mock me! I was being serious," said Sam.
"So was I," said Finny.
"We have to find Nick Mr. Finny," said Sam. They gays started calling out to Nick while he sat behind a tree in the forest speaking to himself.
"Those stupid gays. They stole the precious! They stole it from me! I'll kill them. I'll kill them both. I would but, that fat one knows. He knows...he knows. I should ring his neck! I should ring both their necks! How can I kill them? The stupid fat one knows. Hmmm. Wait. I could let her do. Yes, she could do it. She could kill them both. And then I'll take it from them once their dead. Once their dead," said Nick then trailed off. With Nick's plotting he finally sprung out from behind the tree.
"Come on you stupid gays, we're still a far way away from our destination. Follow me," said Nick with an evil look in his eye. He then started walking ahead of them with the gays behind. Little did the gays know, that Nick was leading them into a trap that would be so dangerous that they might not even survive.
"I wonder if we'll ever be put into stories Mr. Finny," said Sam.
"What?" asked Finny.
"Yeah, stories that you and your whole family can sit around and listen to. And the kids would say to their dads 'I want to hear the story of Finny and the ring.' And then they would say 'Oh yes, it's one of my favorite tales.' Then the children would say 'Finny was courageous wasn't he dad?' and then the dads would say 'Why yes my boy, he's the most famous of all gays this world has ever known.'" Said Sam.
"But you forgot one of the chief characters. Sam the brave. 'I want to hear more about Sam.' They would say. Finny wouldn't have gotten far without Sam," said Finny, a look in his eye.
"Now Mr. Finny don't mock me! I was being serious," said Sam.
"So was I," said Finny.
"We have to find Nick Mr. Finny," said Sam. They gays started calling out to Nick while he sat behind a tree in the forest speaking to himself.
"Those stupid gays. They stole the precious! They stole it from me! I'll kill them. I'll kill them both. I would but, that fat one knows. He knows...he knows. I should ring his neck! I should ring both their necks! How can I kill them? The stupid fat one knows. Hmmm. Wait. I could let her do. Yes, she could do it. She could kill them both. And then I'll take it from them once their dead. Once their dead," said Nick then trailed off. With Nick's plotting he finally sprung out from behind the tree.
"Come on you stupid gays, we're still a far way away from our destination. Follow me," said Nick with an evil look in his eye. He then started walking ahead of them with the gays behind. Little did the gays know, that Nick was leading them into a trap that would be so dangerous that they might not even survive.